Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 10-30-29

    Oct 30, 2023… Dealing with two-faced, lying so-and-sos while the Moon is in Gemini? You know the type. They open their pie holes & out pop the lies. Saggy, you can be a little too trusting, and while that can get you in trouble, you’ll want to avoid going to the other extreme of trusting no one. Be smart and pay attention to your intuition. If you do, you may figure out who your real friends are — and hopefully, appreciate them rather than focusing on the haters.

  • Scorpio 10-30-29

    Oct 30, 2023… Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes this Monday could have the smartest Scorpio feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Also, maybe definitely avoid drugs so that you don’t really screw up your sense of what’s real. Sorry, but no party-hardy for the Scorpster. You’ll thank me later… Just because the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, that doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. Please, no existential crises today.

  • Libra 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… You know that feeling of betrayal you experienced when you found out that Santa isn’t real? Well, Libra, you could be in for some of that feeling. The vibes today could reveal lies that people have been telling you or they could shine some light on a chronic liar in your life. Pretty sucky, right? As the Scales of the Zodiac, truth and honesty tend to be very important to you. Your lesson for this day will be in learning how to forgive. Let go of anger and the feeling of betrayal that lies bring you. You’re better off, mentally and even physically, when you forgive. Remember that forgiveness isn’t really for other people, nor do you have to continue to stick around and “take it” just because you don’t hold onto anger. It’s for you.

  • Virgo 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Using other people isn’t expedient; it’s bull spit. Don’t make this mistake today, Virgos, while the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini. Stretching the truth a little on your resume might be what’s done, but it could trip you up when you’re expected to know the things you said you did. Taking credit for someone else’s work could help you get all the praise, but it makes you a garbage human being and a poor team player. Throwing someone else under the bus could save your behind, but it’ll make you a jackass in the process. See where I’m going with this? Be steadfast in kindness, love, and gratitude today and you’ll shine like a diamond.

  • Leo 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Stretching the truth isn’t healthy like stretching your body is, so don’t try it at home, kids! The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini this Monday, which means you’ll want to be careful of lies. You, Leo, may be tempted to stretch the truth yourself and honestly you’ll probs get busted. So, just don’t do it. No matter how cool you think your story would be if you just added some flair or how awesome you believe you’ll seem if you over-exaggerate your own abilities, the truth will come out. Then you, my friend, will look like a total butt. Keep it real, Lion. You and your adventures are awesome enough without having to make anything up. The real you is 100% authentically cool.

  • Cancer 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Cancers are often emotionally as deep as the ocean and their penchant for intuition may cause some inner and outer turmoil as the Moon conjuncts the Sun this Monday. Plus with the incoming two-faced Gemini Moon, you’ll want to be extra careful of lying, either to yourself or to others. Even little white lies and hidden truths aren’t as innocent as they seem, and honestly — you’ll probably get busted for them. Maybe not today. But eventually? For sure. The truth can accomplish so much more than lies can. Fly on higher vibes and stick with the truth, Crabby. You’ll be glad you did.

  • Gemini 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… A scarf. A prayer flag. A cloth to wave in front of a bull. A cute shirt. There’s a lot we can do with the red flags you’ve been ignoring lately, Gemini. Known for your excellent judge of character, you could be reeling today as you count up all the red flags you tried to ignore because you didn’t want to believe that your loyalty could be squandered on people who weren’t what they seemed. The Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini could reveal the other side of people that you didn’t want to see. Use your superpower for seeing the dark and the light to recognize the truth and nurture the ones who matter most to you rather than focus on hurt feelings.

  • Taurus 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Ever wanted to be in a real-life murder mystery? Well, just like in the game Clue, everything may not be what it seems. The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini, reflecting vibes of conflicting emotions and maybe even some delusions. Taurus, you’ll want to stay on your toes so that your brain doesn’t get totally scrambled. Stay grounded and trust your brain, Bull. You can think your way through the vibes and come out victorious. So, who did it? Was it the butler?

  • Aries 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Grab some boots because the BS might be thick on the ground today. Aries likely won’t be spreading any themselves with their high ideals, but you could seem to have your nose in the air today… because you may be judging the rest of the Zodiac for seeming two-faced. To get through the cagey vibes of the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, trust your intuition. If something seems rotten in Denmark, go with your gut on that. But… make sure that you don’t set your expectations so high that everyone around you can only fail. Go rule the damn day, Ram!

  • 10-29-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 10/29/23: The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus. Today could be the culmination of a painful or difficult situation you’ve been dealing with. On the flip side, if you have been on top of it all, this could play out to your favor. Deciding to take control over what you CAN change can help you feel like you have a say and not feel like a victim of “fate.” You’ve got this.

  • Pisces 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Kaleidoscopes are pretty, right? Until you pull them back, and you’ve got a black eye. Don’t get punked by the Universe today, Pisces. It can be easy to get lost in your daydreams and forget that you actually have to do something make some progress, amIright? The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus today, and any inaction might just back up on you like a disgusting toilet in a one-bedroom studio apartment you have to share with the world’s grossest roommate. Refusing to make a choice is still a choice, and today you’ll want to use this energy toward making progress. Remember: you are a badass. Go forth and act like it!

  • Aquarius 10-28-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Better grab a hazmat suit and a shield because crap will be hitting the fan today, Aquarius. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could have you feeling like a hot mess. Karma may be a b*tch, and today will be about seeing what you’ve generated with your choices. To navigate these strong energetic vibes, take ownership of the issues that you can control. Your ability to see all sides will help you determine what you can and can’t control. Taking action will help remind you that the Universe never dishes out crap — just lessons that you have the power to learn or ignore. Once you climb into the driver’s seat, today will be so much easier, Water Bearer!