Category: Aquarius AV

  • Aquarius 3-31-26

    Aquarians tend to be about as excited for change as most people are about a colonoscopy. Today, excitement and new feelings could be in store. While WBs often get a bit tied down by resisting change — like literally change of any type gives them indigestion — try embracing the vibes of newness. Don’t fight the vibes! Instead, embrace change. Maybe it’s about time for some growing pains. Expand your horizons! Explore new territory! Work with the vibes to grow and let go of the old and outdated. Sometimes you gotta clean out your fridge and get rid of the moldy blueberries that got shoved to the back, you know? Sure, change isn’t necessarily easy, but it can be rejuvenating and a nice “change” of pace (LOL. See what I did there?). Embrace it. Throw out the moldy fruit, Aquarius.

  • Aquarius 3-30-26

    Aquarians are usually peace-lovers — fighting only for power and prosperity. Until you make them angry. Then? Run far, far away, dude. The vibes surrounding WBs will be all about emotions and higher thinking. While that’s great, it could also lead to rash decisions, so stay cool. An angry Aquarius isn’t exactly a chill creature who thinks before acting. Honestly, orange is not the new black and it’s usually not a good color on you, so committing unspeakable crimes in a fit of rage will be off the table today. Sorry! On the other side of things, positive emotions and inspired ideas can be great guides for doing good deeds and being a positive force in the world.

  • Aquarius 3-29-26

    “Pour some sugar on me!” That’s not just a rocking 80s song, it’s also an Aquarian’s wildest fantasy. Mixing food with pleasure? Heck to the yes. Okay — so your real wildest fantasy serves up both on your desk as CEO. Yum! See, WBs aren’t always all about the work — you need to give into your earthy nature from time to time. With the spicy vibes that will be floating in the air today, things could get a little, well, hot. Whether you’re tango-ing with two, partying with several others, or dancing by yourself, you deserve to enjoy some pleasure. It’s actually a great stress relief! The vibes are in your favor, my friend.

  • Aquarius 3-28-26

    Snap! That could be the sound of you finally losing your ship if you don’t take charge of your impulses today, Aquarius. Your nature to climb to the top is awesome — except when you’re playing with fire and burning everything to the ground. Energy will be shifting today and your boundaries could crumble far too easily if you abandon restraint in favor of indulging the more unruly side of your passions. Love yourself? Yes! Trust yourself with this crazy energy? Maybe not so much. Take it easy and embrace the shift!

  • Aquarius 3-27-26

    Feeling all the feels today will likely make you want to battle your way through it all. Yikes, Aquarius. So. Many. Emotions. Directing energy toward resisting the way you feel will only prolong it. Some of your energy may shift and normalize, but don’t be surprised if an old loss resurfaces. You want what you want, but today may just serve up a reality check that could help you finally go get it — if you let it.

  • Aquarius 3-26-26

    Aquarius, that burning desire to be an epic force of nature might seem like a good idea, but that powerful energy will likely serve you better if directed into dealing with any unresolved feelings, especially with today’s vibes. Erupting may be in your nature, Super WB, but if you harness that power, you could find a way to positively impact your world rather than blowing the hell up. Pick up the tab for the stranger’s coffee behind you in line. Do a good thing, and then apply that kickback of positive energy into addressing any problems you might be brewing under the surface.

  • Aquarius 3-25-26

    Hide all the matches and lighters from the Aquarians, because their vibes today will likely be explosive and volatile. WB, try your best not to set everything on fire if you become frustrated with yourself today. When you feel your rage boiling over, use some relaxation techniques to keep a cool head. Meditate. Take a shower. Your element may be fire, but that doesn’t mean you should burn the world to the ground. Stay chill, my friend — or at least lukewarm.

  • Aquarius 3-24-26

    Thinking about getting sucked back into your ex’s orbit or to getting drawn into a mutiny at work? Stop right there. It’s about to get real, and any burning desire to tell everyone what you think of them may not serve you well, Aquarius. Tuesday misunderstandings may abound, but if you keep your head down to work rather than to body slam your nearest friend or coworker, you may just find you get through the day and shine with your relationships and job intact. Two words describe the solution for what ails you: Self Care.

  • Aquarius 3-23-26

    Size matters, Aquarius, and today’s possibilities are likely to be BIG! You’ll have the Midas touch today if you choose to channel the positive energy pinging around the atmosphere into getting it done. Flow with your joy for an opportunity to see good things manifest in your life. When you look for the bright side, you’re likely to find it. Let it illuminate you.

  • Aquarius 3-22-26

    Smacking a few heads together in hopes of knocking some sense in them is a fool’s errand, Aquarius. Plus, that’s a way to get assault charges pressed against ya. While you just want to share your knowledge and help someone out, it could help to sprinkle sugar on your method of delivery today. Avoid unsolicited advice and trying to bend others to your will. You’ll be way more effective if you use today’s energy to encourage others rather than being a battering ram.

  • Aquarius 3-21-26

    Candelight’s the fire you’ll want today, Aquarius. There will be spicy energy floating out there in the cosmos today — I said cosmos, not Costcos! Unless you’re just shopping, and then maybe you can stock up for love while you’re loading up on a lifetime supply of laundry detergent. But for everyone else, the energy of the day will have a sultry vibe — no membership card needed. Your love of romance could be to your advantage. If coupled, your generous nature could go a long way to pleasing a partner. No partner? No problem. Please yourself. Dress up. Whatever helps you feel hot as all heck… do that!

  • Aquarius 3-20-26

    Seriously considering faking your death and starting all over somewhere else? But then remembering you don’t have that money for that ish? Today’s energy may have you singing the blues (or cranking death metal) and wishing yourself on a beach drinking mai tais or your mocktail of choice. The air may be thick with feeling misunderstood. Remember that your darker thoughts rarely reflect reality — just your fears. Tune the playlist to something upbeat. You’re still the Best, WB. You’re all that, a bag of chips, AND a side of sweet potato fries. Get on out there and rule.