Category: Aquarius AV

Get your coffee and supreme breakfast wrap to go, Aquarius, because you could be going on a woke adventure today! The vibes will be fabulous for really seeing the bigger picture through even the smallest, otherwise distracting details. Open your mind to the vibes, WB, and you could actually see the forest for the trees. What the heck does that even mean? You could just find out today!

Like finding cat poop in the sandbox at the park, today could be really crappy or it could be an excavation adventure. The outcome all depends on you, Aquarius! You will likely be faced with some unexpected work today, which could actually be good for you if you decide to see it in a positive light. I mean, even cat poop can lead to an adventure. It just takes a little imagination. Make the best of a potentially crappy situation and you may find yourself thriving on the unexpected. Make the most of today, and be the magnificent human you are!

Today’s menu will be serving up a hot and juicy plate of feels with a side of complex emotions. While the energy today may have you wanting to quit your job and move directly to the beach to read the next best seller while drinking mai tais, your Aquarius nature will serve you well if you apply it to figuring out how to communicate about your emotions rather than running from them. The feels from today may seem out of control but finding a way to express them will likely help ease the pressure and put you back in the driver’s seat of the day. It’s not the beach, but that doesn’t mean you can’t slurp down a mai tai (even a virgin one) as a reward when you’re finished, WB. Cheers!

To throat punch or not to throat punch — that’s the real question, Aquarius. The answer is, “NOT,” though, if you were curious. Try not to lose your cool when someone else’s opinions butt up against your own today. Say no to throat punching, but maybe get some balance with a simple meditation. Being assertive is great, but crossing over into aggression will just tick off everyone else and make it impossible for them to really hear you out. This vibe will be good for your luck to start changing for the better. You’ve got this.

Universe: Here, have some responsibilities (shoves them into WB’s face) Aquarius: Oh, uh, no thank you. I’ve had quite enough of these this year (Slides them under their bed). Aquarius, you could be in charge of taking care of some important issue or problem today. Once you get to it, you’ll do it like a Boss just like you do everything. Use the vibes to power up, take charge, and then take action to propel you into what will hopefully be a better, kinder season to us all. After you’ve done your duties, you can have a snack and take a nap. How does that sound, buddy?

They say curiosity killed the cat, but actually confusion is what did in the poor thing. And that’s why being confused sucks. In order to clear up the mind fog, you could try taking a power nap, using some deep breathing exercises, organizing a rally of your three remaining brain cells, or something else along those lines. Whatever you do, just try not to get frustrated with yourself. Breathe through it and you will get through it. The fog will lift sooner than you think if you can overcome how flipping frustrating the confusion is. Keep calm and carry on, Aquarius.

In case you haven’t heard lately, staying well is super important, Aquarius. How have you been feeling lately? Health — mental, physical, and spiritual — is vital for a happy life. If you don’t take care of that temple of yours, you can be sure as hell that nobody else will. Make this day a wellness check-in day. If you’ve been craving something, feeling under the weather, etc., take time to figure out what the root cause is and take care of your health, gosh darnit! XOXO.

Well, hello, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. We meet again. Okay, well, Aquarians probably won’t be running into a mad scientist with a split-personality, but thanks to the vibes today, you could be in for some two-faced d-bags raining on your parade. Fear not, my friend, for the actions of others shan’t matter to you one bit. Try not to sweat too much over the backstabbers and double-dealing ho bags in your life. They’re not even worth the skin off your elbow! Keep grooving to your own music and tell Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hide to talk to the hand. As you were, WB. As you were.

This day could feel a lot like taking a bath in rubbing alcohol after getting paper cuts on 95% of your body. Not. Pleasant. But it doesn’t HAVE to be, Aquarius. Luckily, if you’ve stayed on top of issues and have been working to face them, you may find that stuff turns out better than you thought it would. However, if you’ve been avoiding things like the plague then, well, you’ve made your bath, now get it in it! Either way, there’s a lesson to be learned. When you decide to take control over what you CAN change, you ultimately help yourself. Show off your mad skills and charge at your problems, WB.

Who’ll be adulting like mad today? That would be you, Aquarius. The energy will have you vibing on the personal growth train. Making good decisions and showing that you can, in fact, be a boss. Maybe you tackle a project you’ve been putting off. Maybe you just haul your depressed butt out of bed and take a shower. Whatever step you take forward will likely pay off in a big way. Go on, you badass you!

Rainbows, unicorns, sunny happy sunshine — today’s vibe will be like you swallowed the entire collection of Lisa Frank with your morning coffee. On any other day, it might trigger your own gag reflex, but with the sun shining out of your fine butt on this Friday, you likely won’t mind the invigorating happy bunny energy. The powerful vibes today may have you feeling like it’ll be a good day to go all in, but you’ll need to wait just a dang minute. Instead, make sure that any decisions you make today are carefully considered against your goals. Will it move you forward or set you back? Trust your intuition on the way to making your dreams come true. Go be magical, Aquarius!

Today will be brought to you by the letters F and U. The energy today could have Aquarius feeling moody and broody — just don’t be rude-y. The Universe won’t be trying to do you sideways, but it may feel that way. Use any lingering frustration and turmoil to your advantage by learning from it. Disappointment could point toward unrealistic expectations. Bitterness could reveal old wounds that need healing. Channeling today’s energy for healing will help you move toward your goals without the need for deploying any of those handy f-bombs. The more you know, the more you’ll grow.