Category: Aquarius AV

  • Aquarius 5-7-26

    Today’s energetic symptoms will include one feverish clusterfluck of love me with a side order of leave me the heck alone. You might be tempted to open mouth, insert foot today. When you talk about what you need, take care to err on the side of keeping it cool. A tendency to self-sabotage could kick in if you don’t find a good balance between wanting love and needing space. Alternating people time with solitude and self-care might be just what the doctor ordered for a most magnificent Thursday, Aquarius.

  • Aquarius 5-6-26

    Do not… I repeat… do NOT go nuclear today, my impatient friend. The codes may be firmly fixed in your mind as you begin seeing red when that one annoying colleague (neighbor? PTA member? Inconsiderate driver?) opens their mouth once again to regale you with their ignorance. The vibes could have you walking that fine line between frustration and telling someone to feck off, but it could also bring in powerful good vibes… if you’re willing to feel the feels. How you manage will be depending on whether to let it in, Aquarius.

  • Aquarius 5-5-26

    Hide the booze, everyone. Aquarius is cut off! The vibes coming at ya today will likely make for a sharp-tongued WB. Feeling agitated? Take some deep breaths and figure out where the issue stems from. Got some ideas? Good. Now come up with a solution to fix it or learn to let it go if it’s out of your control. Sometimes live and let live is the best policy, buddy. Don’t drink (or snort or smoke) away your problems with this vibe. Maybe it’s time for some growing pains, pal. Deal with your feelings and move on and up to better stuff.

  • Aquarius 5-4-26

    Congrats, your guinea pig is pregnant! While that might not be the unexpected news you get today (do you even own a furry pig, Aquarius?), the today will be sure to stir some sort of surprise, especially for you. It could be good news. It could totally blow. IDK! I’m not psychic. I just know how to read the stars. Anyway, I’m going with good because you draw so much good to you and can always see the sunny side, WB. Peace be with you.

  • Aquarius 5-3-26

    Turn up the lights in here, baby, extra bright! No, seriously, it’s too dark in dis bish. Can I get some light? Oy! My eyes were just closed. Now that that’s dealt with… Aquarius, today will be reflecting dazzling vibes for making new friends and perhaps discovering new love interests (I’d ship you). Your bright personality combined with today’s vibes will likely draw in potential friends and lovers, but only if you’re open to the experience. Make the most out of the energies and fulfill your need for social interactions! Yay!

  • Aquarius 5-2-26

    Like bread that’s been perfectly toasted on both sides, harmony and balance will be the name of the game today thanks to the primo vibes coming from the Universe today. Aquarius, if your aim has been off recently, a helping of today’s energies can get you back to peak performance as you figure out the root cause of your “off-ness.” Soak up the airy vibes and get ready for the performance of a lifetime, WB. You can get your aim back to spot-on perfection. Believe in yourself. Make it happen.

  • Aquarius 5-1-26

    This fine Friday could be reflecting vibes of restlessness and carelessness. *Slaps nearby Aquarius* Get it together, WB! While irresponsibility might be on the menu, there’s also an energy of optimism and adventure in the air! Choose your path wisely today, my friend, and think through any unnecessary chances before you take them. If you’re going to take calculated chances though, do it with your eyes wide open. The wise philosopher Hannah Montana once wrote, “Life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock.”

  • Aquarius 4-30-26

    In a world full of Kardashians, be whoever the heck you want to be. Do it. Feel like being a T-Rex? Right on. Want to revive Genghis Khan and possess him? I mean, okay, I guess… could get messy, though. The point is, the vibes today will be fantastic for chasing your dreams and achieving greatness! As an Aquarius, you tend to dream the big dreams — and go hard when it comes to living it. Whether you want to paint a new world of your own imaginings, win a virtual D&D costume contest, write a fantasy novel, or something else, ride on the energies today to achieve your dreams. Take advantage of these powerful vibes and make today heckin fantastic, WB.

  • Aquarius 4-29-26

    There will be a lot of fast talking bullcrap going around today. Could be contagious. It will be best avoided in relationships you value and jobs you actually want to keep, Aquarius. Symptoms include saying more than is wise, and the only real treatment is to either zip it or think before you open up that bug catcher of yours to speak. Your high expectations are noble, my fiery friend, but it will serve you well to focus more on how you’re feeling than on what you think everyone else should be doing. Then? This Wednesday can serve you an energy that’s amazing to be uniquely you.

  • Aquarius 4-28-26

    Are you ready kids?! Aye, aye Aquarius! Don’t get too excited, because this isn’t going to be a fun episode of Bob Sponge Pants Square. Today’s vibes could be interesting and pull you in more than one direction. Do you give in to your laziness or force yourself to be responsible? Honestly, you’ve gotta do what’s best for you with this vibe today. If you’ve been working hard, then it sure could be time for a break. If you’ve been hardly working, then it very well will be about time to shift gears and get back at it. The side of you that is in the most need — the side you’ve been neglecting — will be the side that you should let win today. Get it on with a little honest self reflection and you’ll know what it is you truly need.

  • Aquarius 4-27-26

    Hypnotism can be a frightening weapon in the hands of the Aquarius. With it, Aquarians would probably try to micromanage the world to make sure everything gets done their way. And make people bring them cake. So, put down the swinging watch, step away, and listen up. Especially today, because the vibes today will be all about stirring up WB’s stubborn drive to get it done. Today, try pushing yourself to trust in the dependability of other people. The reality is that you can’t control other people. The only person you really have control over is yourself. Let go and let live for a delicious day!

  • Aquarius 4-26-26

    Like a kid with an allowance and no parental supervision in a candy store, today’s vibes could have you filled with exciting sugar-rush level possibilities. The energy will be strong for a fresh look at your goals. You may want to make them loftier, shinier, or more perfect than they already are, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate vision for your life, Aquarius. Investing that energy into more specific goals or new projects could be a better use of your time than striving for an unattainable level of perfection. Your tendency to look at the world with wonder and possibility will help you gain a sense of clarity today that could help you power your way to what you want.