Category: Aquarius AV

Nov 10, 2023… Just because you could spend a mint by yourself in a matter of a few hours, it doesn’t mean you should try it, Aquarius. Confidence will be in the air this Friday with the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries. Which means for Aquarians, overworking or overspending could be a big problem today. While it may feel like nothing can get in the way of living out your indulgent dreams, the truth is that reality will smack you down like you’re a buzzing fly on the wall. That’s what you get for making poor decisions. Reality is reality and it’s pretty neutral. The consequences of reality depend on whether you’re making positive choices or negative ones. Confidently decide to do something constructive, just watch out for the possibility of over-doing! You’ve got this, you wonderful WB!

Nov 9, 2023… Like a college kid surviving on nothing but caffeine and ADHD medication that they “borrowed” from their roommate, your thoughts could be spinning with the ferocity of a jacked-up, steroid-heavy hamster on a running wheel this Thursday. With the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus, you could end up struggling with getting your mind focused and perhaps end up spending most of the day laying on the floor, babbling nonsense about astrophysics and unicorns. On the other hand, Aquarius, you could be able to do great things if you put some reins on the wild running horses in your mind and steer them in a particular direction. Choose something to focus your energies on and just run with it. The power to make the vibes work in your favor is in your hands, young grasshopper. Hop on it!

Nov 8, 2023… Look, I’m not saying Martians are gonna invade the Earth today, but… Well, just prepare to expect the unexpected, Aquarius. You may have already learned that from the hot mess express of 2023. You could be in for some seriously surprising events that keep you on your toes all day long. It could be fun. Or it could be hella stressful. How you deal with these weird vibes will be totally up to you, WB. You may want to figure that out before the aliens invade, though. No rush.

Nov 7, 2023… Well, nostalgia could be rearing its punk-ass face today as love vibes come streaming in from the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus. Thanks a lot, Universe. WB, I don’t give a flying frog if the radio plays back-to-back Adele songs while you’re drunk — DON’T TEXT THE EX. There’s a good reason you broke up. Let that sleeping dog lie with everyone else but you. Phone a friend. There’s a time for giving second chances, but drunk and sentimental won’t be one of them. Just say no!

Nov 6, 2023… If ya keep giving everyone the stink eye, your face may get stuck like that. Being a judgmental so & so doesn’t look good on you (or anyone else). Do yourself a favor and forego that side eye or hard eye roll in favor of kindness. You could have a hard time not tripping and falling over disappointment with your high standards today, Aquarius. Sometimes, that judgment can obscure the bigger picture. Instead of getting frustrated with everyone else, practice patience, show a little compassion, and TRY not to think of everyone around you as idiots (even if they are). Now go forth and love ferociously, Oh Water Bearer!

Nov 5, 2023… The forecast today calls for either a “heck yes!” or an “I think not” depending on your view. The energy today of the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus could have a heaping helping of unexpected responsibility added to an already full plate. If anyone can handle an overly full plate, it’s you, Aquarius, but how you handle those added challenges will depend on if you view it as an annoyance or as an obstacle that will help you grow you into your goals. Pull up your undergarments and show us what you Water Bearers can do — or just keep whining and let the cards fall where they may. The forecast will be whatever you make of it, but choose well for a better chance at an awesome day.

Nov 4, 2023… Aquarius, prepare thyself for a cluster, um, fluff of emotions that make it hard to communicate what’s on your mind. As if the whole last year wasn’t sucky enough, right? Try not to give into your frustrations, though. There will still be hope. A little mindful meditation can go a long way in working through your emotions and coming out on top. Keep a cool head and you just might make it through, WB. You’ll even come out of this emotionally stronger with a heart full of love.

Nov 3, 2023… With some serious side eye and an intent to headbutt people off your path… yep, totally sounds like an Aquarius. With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, the otherwise chill Aquarians could be a little riled up and tempers could flare over silly disagreements about opinions that don’t actually matter. If you feel the heat rising in the back of your throat or find yourself getting ready to headbutt someone to kingdom come, take a moment to pause and think: Is the issue really worth the effort? Is this how I really want to start November? (Spoilers: Not worth it. Go be awesome instead!)

Nov 2, 2023… Like a stray bit of tinsel stuck to your behind, you may be feeling emotionally attached to a plan you’ve made. You’re infamous for being iffy about compromise, Aquarius, but sometimes plans get twisted by life. Instead of clinging desperately to the plan you made while life goes sideways, consider making a new plan. In fact, this is the perfect time for making your resolutions (even if you refuse to call them that). The Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio vibes today will be strong for love, which will help you focus on your priorities, making it easier to make the right choice for you. Maybe let go of the plan that’s flailing in favor of going with the flow and finding a new one. Now go enjoy the start of something new!

Nov 1, 2023… The tablet with the world’s slowest WI-FI connection may not be the only thing needing a restart today. The Moon in Gemini will be square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces. Expect signals to get crossed and for technology to be more frustrating than usual, Water Bearer. Try to keep it simple when attempting to get other messages across. This might not be the best energy for discussing a relationship status or negotiating a raise, but it could be a fantastic vibe to sit back, listen, and learn.

Oct 31, 2023… Screw being the master of multitasking! Who cares if you can keep all the balls in the air if all you do is juggle all the damn time? The Moon in Gemini will square Venus in Virgo, and your focus may be moving in the direction of wellness, Water Bearer. Take a few deep breaths. Meditate. Focus on one task at a time. When you shift your attention away from doing all the things to being present, you’ll likely feel a weight shift off your shoulders, too. Your body knows what you need if you’ll just listen to it.

Oct 30, 2023… Nobody likes a two-faced lying liar who lies. There’s no denying that your gift for multitasking and complexity make you an all-around badass. The rest of the Zodiac may gravitate toward your charm & charisma, but with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, the temptation to stretch the truth may be in the air. Just don’t. Stick to the truth & nothing but, and skip the gossip in favor of kind words instead. Kindness will go far today where double talking will only land you in deep doodoo. Your move, Water Bearers.