Category: Aquarius AV

Dec 24, 2023… Foot in mouth? Heck, Aquarians might not even be able to get their mouths open wide enough to fit their feet in their old pie hole this Sunday. Today’s vibes from the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces could bring a real down shift in communication, which means even if you have a lot on your mind, you may not know yet how to say what you need to say. That can be hella frustrating for sure. So, activate your superpowers, WB! Patience will help the words come to you as you adjust to the vibe. And who’s really better with patience than YOU? You’ve got this in the bag.

Dec 23, 2023… Green eggs and ham with a side of fried brains? Sounds absolutely unappetizing, even to the green-loving Aquarius. The Moon in Taurus will be conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, which means you could be in for some overthinking and scrambled brains. Personally, I’d rather have scrambled anything else. Mmm food… Anyhow, one of the best remedies for overthinking is to focus on living in the here and now. Focus on the moment and let future you deal with the future. You can overcome the overthinking, WB, and enjoy your Saturday. Maybe toast and roast s’mores instead of brains. Unless you’re a zombie. You do you, boo.

Dec 22, 2023… Never interrupt an Aquarius when they’re day-drooling — I mean, daydreaming. Thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, many Aquarians could end up feeling a bit cranky if someone pulls them away from their fantasies. Not to mention, you’ll likely have a hard time concentrating and staying on task thanks to this dreamer mode. Find balance between getting work done and dreaming of ruling the world — because indulging a few dreams will be quite good for your mind-body-soul health. Game on!

Dec 21, 2023… Like they’ve been hitting the old catnip and their Mamma’s liquor cabinet, Aquarians could be acting a little OUT OF IT this Thursday as they try to figure out where to channel their newfound powers. Can you imagine taking over the world? The state? Half a city block, even? The vibes of the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will be great for learning something new or exploring some hobbies you’ve been wanting to pick up. Heck, eenie-meenie-miney-mo until you find something constructive to do, WB. Pick a thing and go for it (Might want to skip Evil Overlord training, though. Use your powers for good!). The vibes will be in your favor! There’s never a better time to explore your potential than right now.

Dec 20, 2023… Aquarians might be tempted to visualize pushing people off a cliff today. Like, Everest wouldn’t be high enough for them. Since violence is never, ever the actual answer, let’s take the high road if you need your space, buddy. See, the Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag, which could promote vibes of needing independence, figuring out the mysteries of the Universe on your own, or big thoughts you might want to be left alone with. Need space? Take it. Reel in the frustrations when people are invading your bubble with their neediness, and pencil in some time for yourself if you can. Yay you!

Dec 19, 2023… Prone to feeling butt hurt, Aquarius? Well, the vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap this Tuesday can help you deal better with any hurt feelings you might be carrying around over the little things. Kick that crap to the curb. You have better things to spend your time on than wallowing in a pity party for one — not that YOU’D do that, amiright? BUT, just in case you needed a reminder to not sweat the small stuff, today’s energy can promote healing from the little things and being able to start fresh… right now. So, what’s it gonna be, WB? You ready to rule this day, rip off the bandaid, and get to you? Yassss!

Dec 18, 2023… Ever been bitten in the crotch by an angry squirrel? Well Aquarius, with the weird freaking vibes raining down as from the Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio, anything could happen. Like, AnYtHiNg. Keep an eye out for surprises and sidestep that crap the best you can, WB. Of course, we can’t always stop weirdness from happening, but we can learn to bounce back. Plus, there will be potential for extra exciting, good surprises to come your way, too. Get ready for some expert side-step-climbing and bouncing! Can you bounce? SURE! Annyway… stay away from the squirrels, just in case. Okay? Just to be safe. Their teeth are tiny and sharp.

Dec 17, 2023… Are you sticking 9 volt batteries on your tongue again? Because I think I just saw a spark! Aquarians could be in for some zesty conversations and meetings thanks to the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. Whether you’re looking for some action or just feeling a little flirty, the vibes will be great for a little ooh-la-la this Sunday. Even if you’re not DTR (down to romance), you could still have some fascinating meetings with interesting people if you want to put yourself out there. Dig into the vibes, WB.

Dec 16, 2023… The gift of moolah is great, but sometimes Aquarians get surprises that they can’t savor or splurge. Bummer, I know. Well, WB, this Saturday’s vibes of the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus will likely bring some practical gifts or simple surprises your way. Your challenge will be to learn how to appreciate the practical. Don’t get bummed out if someone surprises you with an umbrella or a kind word instead of a gift card. It’ll rain eventually, but do you really need more Applebee’s gift cards today? No, you don’t. (Okay, well, maybe.)

Dec 15, 2023… No, you aren’t tripping balls from some bad mushrooms, Aquarius. Well, you could be. I don’t know your life. What I do know is that the Moon in Cap will be conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus and will promote wires getting crossed all over the dang place. Buckle up and get ready for a ride on the miscommunication-mobile. Things might not come out as you’d like them to, but you’ll survive the madness and maybe even be the Sign that rocks this Friday with your epic patience and perseverance. I believe in you, WB.

Dec 14, 2023… Feeling stuck between a cave full of snakes and an abyss of teddy bears, Aquarius? That might sound like an easy choice, but in fact you could be feeling conflicted between needing space and just plain feeling needy this Thursday. So really, you could feel stuck between snakes and, like, ghost snakes thanks to the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. Why not just hang out by yourself for a bit if you can swing it? Humans can be kinda slimy, and it’s okay to need a break from peopling. Alone time, here you come.

Dec 13, 2023… Seal the deal. Kiss the girl. Put the bow on top of that wrapped present and call it good, Aquarius. Whatever you’ve been working on (or avoiding working on), it’s about darn time you finish it up. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, which means the vibes will be ripe for getting done all the crap you’ve been multitasking on. All of the things! All of the productivity! That may require you to put on pants and face the world, but it’ll be worth it. Finishing stuff up never felt so freeing!