Category: Aries AV

Laying in bed contemplating smothering your partner with a pillow if they snore one more fecking time or contemplating if you can push a coworker down the steps and make it look like an accident might not be the greatest way to start the day, Aries. If there’s murder on your mind, it may be time to stop listening to all the damn serial killer podcasts and binge watching the creepiest shows imaginable and gain a little big picture perspective. They likely won’t be annoying you on purpose, but it may feel that way with the buzzing energy around today. Everyone has their own stuff going on, and when you remember to reach for compassion, take those deep breaths and count to thirty-three (or your favorite number) you might just find that things move more smoothly than you imagined!

Soaking wet in the freezing cold? Yeah, today might seem like a water bucket challenge in the dead of winter. Now maybe you dig a water bucket challenge. Hey, people jump into freezing water all the time for fun or run obstacle courses through insane conditions. Takes all kinds, right? And Rams? They do love the water… So, if challenges get piled onto your day, you may either get excited about the possibilities of doing some problem solving or greatly resent being asked to do one more thing beyond all the other damn things you’re meant to be doing today. Choose a badass can-do attitude, Aries. Get out there and own the vibe!

Love me; also, leave me the heck alone. Multitasking moods could have the rest of the Zodiac casting some serious side eye when they’re not giving you the finger. Figuring out what you want — and how to communicate what you want — could have you twisted up like a Cirque du Soleil contortionist. Unwind and chill out by practicing a little self-care. Deep breathing, a long bath, a walk outside, or even a little star gazing could help you settle, and shifting your thoughts to a new perspective could have your wants and needs becoming clearer. Just breathe, Aries, and then shine like the frigging diamond you are!

Getting closer to saying Buh-Bye to your last set of challenges may seem satisfying… until you realize that the Universe lined up more lessons for you to learn today. Oh, Ram, I know you cringe at even the thought of compromise, but tempers could flare today if you refuse to at least consider anyone else’s point of view. With today’s vibes, you could have better luck than you may have had recently, but you still may need to learn to bend a little — not with your values and standards but with working with others to solve problems. Use the ease of communication to help connect and work with other people for an amazing all-around day.

Drinking in attention like a sailor in a singles bar could be one way to use today’s strong vibes. All eyes might be on you, but keep in mind that attraction doesn’t always equate to a healthy relationship. The energy will be strong for love and caring, which Aries will thrive on, but take caution with the ease of your attachments. Use your natural discernment to focus your fierce love on the people who will cherish it, in platonic and romantic relationships. You deserve that.

Know that panic you feel when the thing you’ve been hard at work on doesn’t save? Or the post you’ve been slaving over disappears? Or your phone can’t keep a damn charge no matter how long it stays on the flipping charger? Yeah, well, if that’s all your favorite, you’ll have a hell of a good day. Yay you, Ram. If that frustrates the life out of you… understandable! But instead of staying frustrated, remember when these things happen, it can be an opportunity to make good use of your time, too. Phone dies? Enjoy face-to-face time with a loved one. System crash at work? Use the wicked sense of humor you’ve been gifted with to make the most out of the day rather than succumbing to tech rage. Onward! You got this.

Carrying all those big emotions around can be pretty dang draining, Ram. The energy may shift the focus to healthy stuff. While you may roll your eyes at the mind/body/soul lecture, it’s all connected, and you could really use some self-care time to take care of you. Take a mental health day if you can. Or a long lunch. Find a way to listen to what your body needs from you today. Those big emotions could use a big frigging break (so could you). Go do you. The rest of the Zodiac can manage.

Like tea served piping hot, Aries may come into today fierce. Dropping truth bombs and uncovering BS could be on the agenda. Your inner wisdom may be throwing up red flags left & right, but that doesn’t mean you should throw f-bombs with impunity. Give it time, Ram, and make sure you read the situation correctly. Just make sure that you don’t snip away a relationship that just needs a little healing. You love big, but you’re nobody’s fool.

Kaleidoscopes are pretty, right? Until you pull them back, and you’ve got a black eye. Don’t get punked by the Universe today, Aries. It can be easy to get lost in your daydreams and forget that you actually have to do something make some progress, amIright? Any inaction might just back up on you like a disgusting toilet in a one-bedroom studio apartment you have to share with the world’s grossest roommate. Refusing to make a choice is still a choice, and today you’ll want to use this energy toward making progress. Remember: you are a badass. Go forth and act like it!

If you pour Miracle Grow on a baby, will it grow up to be a giant? Well, let’s not try that. Instead, the vibes will be extra awesome for growth today, so, you’ve got that workin’ for ya. Well, you may not physically grow any taller (ugh…), but your mental and spiritual essence could see a BOOM and expansion today. Just when you thought you’d have nothing but a holly jolly hangover, the Universe sends you a growth opportunity. Use the vibes today to become better than you were yesterday! Seek out knowledge and things that enrich your spirit. You can’t stay a kid forever, Ram. Embrace the vibes and get ready to bloom!

You may be feeling the weekend spirits, but you’ll want to focus on staying hydrated rather than day drinking, Aries. Okay — so maybe a tiny bit of day drinking. The energy today will have you feeling like you can do anything, but try to remember that while you are an absolutely beast at managing multiple projects, you don’t always finish them. You may want to get stuff done but make sure you don’t start any projects you won’t finish (hint, hint: putting together that neat gift you just opened). That could leave you feeling discouraged when today’s energy will be all about feeling righteous. Remember that good choices today will help you avoid a hellacious hangover tomorrow.

Today might feel like juggling knives, swords, and hand grenades… on a unicycle… on a flipping high wire… blindfolded. Aries may feel like life is spinning out of control. Where did the last few years go? Are there still murder hornets? Well, you’d be right: everything is out of control. Your quick wit and ability to juggle your responsibilities will get you far, but you don’t actually control everything. Understanding what you can and can’t control won’t make you feel helpless; it’ll actually make you feel freaking powerful. Take charge of what’s in your power to change, and let the rest of that mess go.