Category: Aries AV

  • Aries 4-25-26

    You just might feel like a barnacle on the underbelly of the boat of life, clinging to your favorite peeps for all you’re worth. If you find that you’re losing yourself in a relationship because you adore connections, remember you sure as heck don’t need them to validate your existence. Aries, the vibe may have you feeling a little lost at first today, but later it will likely help bring you clarity and a sense of direction. Focus on who you are and what you want in order to see your relationships in a new (healthier) light. You’re epic jut the way you are, Ram.

  • Aries 4-24-26

    Alert! Alert! Aries mood shift ahead… and it probably won’t be pretty. In fact, it will probably smell like feet. A cave in the wilderness might be calling your name, but hiding from your problems is unlikely to solve them. Today your emotions might seem like one giant dumpster fire. Instead of waving the white flag on adulthood and retreating back into your shell, you could consider using today’s energy to find clarity. Some nagging worries about a project or relationship may surge to the surface, but that’ll be an opportunity to decide how you want to live. Your sense of self is strong, my Ram friend, so choose what brings you joy. Your cave can wait.

  • Aries 4-23-26

    Ever the Aries, you don’t mind getting high. Um, I mean vibrationally, of course. The vibes could be high for rethinking a project you never got around to completing or finding a new solution to an old problem. Changing directions could feel a hell of a lot like compromise (we all know how you hate that!), but think of the possibilities of getting one more thing accomplished and off your plate, Ram. Your dreams are waiting, but you may have to make a new plan or revise an old one to get there.

  • Aries 4-22-26

    Hope you ordered all the lessons because that’s what will be on the menu today, Aries. Before you turn up your nose at the Universe’s offerings, use your famous mental agility to consider how to use those lessons to make headway on your goals. Lessons don’t have to leave a bitter taste; some could be pretty sweet. The day could bring in strong healing vibes if you open up to learning whatever insights will be available. So, go out and learn — and if a lesson tastes bitter, here’s a pro-tip: wash out the taste with water, the other adult beverage, and keep moving toward your lofty goals.

  • Aries 4-21-26

    Starting every sentence with “I think not” or screaming “move your tail” at anyone in your way may not win over any hearts today — or any day really. The vibes today could reflect wanting to make a big push toward what you want, but pushing others won’t get you there any faster. Sit your fine tail down, take a deep breath, and remember that your natural charisma and nurturing ways will get you where you’re going without the need to bulldoze everyone out of your way. Now get on out there, my Ram friend.

  • Aries 4-20-26

    We’re going to need a bigger boat to deal with the energy coming our way. You could find yourself feeling like a giant shark with a whole buffet of human deliciousness. If you find yourself hating on the vibes, switch up your perspective. Even yucky days will offer healing opportunities, but fantastic days will elevate your self-esteem. Navigating emotions will be a breeze as long as you remember that you are the captain of this particular ship, Aries.

  • Aries 4-19-26

    Want to avoid an emotional hangover? Maybe don’t trip and fall face first down the rabbit hole of feelings. Your insecurities could trip you up today if you let them. Instead, of eating your feelings or over thinking (over-feeling even) your entire life, use the strong emotional energy to talk — or write, draw it out. Extra desserts won’t feel quite as good as being able to say that thing you’ve been wanting to say. If your inner voice sounds like a mean bully today, do what you do with any bully — ignore them or knock them out — because you are awesome, Aries!

  • Aries 4-18-26

    Yo, Ram-human! You’re not so much weird as you are uniquely multi-talented. You’ve got facets like the fecking brilliant diamond you are, Aries, and today’s energy could have you feeling like revealing more of who you really are. Just be careful of the over-share today while you’re being your weirdest. Not everyone deserves your confidences, my friend. Save your truest truth for your inner circle today, but that doesn’t mean you can’t let your personality shine bright like the diamond it is.

  • Aries 4-17-26

    You could be feeling downright amazing this Friday, Aries. Today’s energy will come with a sparkle of confidence with this vibe. You might feel like a million bucks, but try not to spend that even though the day may be shimmering with temptation. Instead, apply this fierce mojo to aligning your life with your dreams by drawing on your confidence and courage to face a challenge. Spin the wheel and see where Friday takes you (or where you take this Friday).

  • Aries 4-16-26

    Being hot as heck won’t save your tail if you find yourself juggling more than one love interest (especially if each doesn’t know the others exist). You’ve got charm in spades, but your lack of follow through can extend to your relationships with today’s energy. Make sure you mix up some loyalty with your love when you dish it out, and just because you might like a juicy snack doesn’t mean you should give your attention to just anyone who comes over for a bite, Aries. Remember that you’re the full damn meal and don’t accept less.

  • Aries 4-15-26

    Sticking your fingers in an electric socket is an altogether different shock than the chemistry that can jump between two people when their fingers brush for the first time. Keep that in mind today as the strong electric vibes will get stronger as the day goes on, which could bring big shocks. Whether they’ll be positive or not will be all about perspective. Your natural mental agility makes you apt to roll with the punches, so go be brilliant, Aries.

  • Aries 4-14-26

    A salty attitude may have you wanting to snap with an epic clap back… or celebrate JOMO (the joy of missing out) by crawling back into bed. Today, try to view any conflicts from a new point of view. If you feel like retreating into your own space, use the energy of the day toward healing rather than wallowing in the feels. Whether you try to connect or have a self-care Tuesday (not a salty one), stay cool as we know you can be — and don’t forget to hydrate, Ram.