Category: Aries AV

  • Aries 5-19-26

    Oh, Aries. It may actually feel like a crab crawled right up your ass, but it didn’t. You may be tempted to climb right back into bed and binge watch Netfix and eat ice cream until the cows come home. You may even be tempted (gasp!) to blame the heavens for your problems. But, no, you might get hit deep in the feels by something, and it may feel like retreat will be your best option, (and do that if you absolutely have to), but this will simply be a vibe to urge you to see what you need to get rid of in your life, and what can be rebuilt for an even better tomorrow. That’s not a bad thing. Self-care could come in handy, if you feel so inclined. Take good care of you, Ram.

  • Aries 5-18-26

    “We’re going to need a bigger boat!” Pinterest board, vision board, to-do list. Aries, if your current project list looks like one major cluster-duck, you might be surprised that today’s energy could have you tempted to add another project to the pile. There will be an electric energy that could give any new project a boost, and before you kick your own booty over not finishing some of the other projects, first figure out if any older projects have outlived their usefulness. Hey, maybe you were super into underwater basket weaving, but now you much prefer paddle boarding on weekends. If a new project tempts you, it might be time to dive into something new with fresh enthusiasm. You can also table the other projects or toss them — depending on your priorities right now.

  • Aries 5-17-26

    All you need is love… all you need is love… all you need is love… love… love is all you need. Yeah, we all know the Beatles song (if you don’t, crawl out from under the rock where you’ve been living all your life, stop everything, and go check it out). Maybe we need a little more than love. Like, you know, money to pay the mortgage, buy pizza, pay the cell phone bill, and to keep your apps all set for binge watching. You know, the important stuff. But today the the vibes will be great for romance and, yes, LOVE. No special someone? Lies! YOU’RE a special someone, Aries, and YOU count. So, maybe you’ll be feeling the self-love. Enjoy it, and while we need more than love to live, love is still pretty amazing.

  • Aries 5-16-26

    Encyclopedic knowledge of everything does mean you’re awesome at trivia and probably most likely to be chosen to save the world from a zombie apocalypse BUT that knowledge won’t just be good for winning free beer on trivia night, Aries. With today’s energy, you may find yourself wanting to come to someone’s rescue. Helping out a friend or being there for your partner could be the name of the game, but just make sure that your advice falls inside your area of expertise. While you are as smart as they come, we both know that even your impressive knowledge has limits. You shine brightest when you stick to what you know.

  • Aries 5-15-26

    Like a virgin…. Touched for the very first time — Yeah, I don’t know your business, Aries, but I do know you could be touched by today’s vibes which will have a dash of smart in them. Think hottie reading on the train with a pensive expression or attractive librarian with a few spicy secrets. You get the gist. The energy will be sassy AND smart, but you’ll want to be smart about it. Use your admirably awesome brain to figure out how to be romantic without crossing the line into creepy (a handpicked bouquet is sweet — following them home to deliver them personally when you don’t actually know them is not). Your normally charming self could end up smoothly delivering compliments, pitching in to help out on a project, or making time for a random act of kindness. Look at you, Ram, being all smart AND spicy at the same time! Hottt!

  • Aries 5-14-26

    Feeling like the Force is with you is cool and all, but have you ever tried feeling powerful by just being you? That ish is gold, Aries! The vibes could have you straight power-tripping if you don’t check that with a little humility. Yes, you have a badass brain, and your multitasking prowess is commendable, but a softer side will likely be needed today. Let your intelligence shine while practicing patience with those who can’t keep up. You just might find that problems get solved easier than anticipated, and the people around you might shower you with admiration rather than annoyance. Boom, baby!

  • Aries 5-13-26

    People always say to stay in your lane. But what if there’s traffic? What if you need to switch lanes to pass? What if you spy your exit, and OMG you aren’t in the right lane?? So many questions, Aries. With the vibes today, it could be a good day to get out of your lane and try something new. Your quick wit and ability to multitask make you an ideal helper! Apply your super awesome mental agility to helping out a friend with a problem, problem-solving on a project, or doing a truly cool random act of kindness for a stranger. Heck, you could even sign up to volunteer to share your know-how with your community. Share what you know — just don’t commit to more than you can handle. Right on!

  • Aries 5-12-26

    If this is the first time you’ve heard life’s not always fair, you might have just crawled out from under a rock — or maybe onto the rock. Whether you’re a Ram or magical mermaid, today will be a reminder that life’s little ups and downs make us better. If tempers heat up or arguments flare, don’t feel you have to clap (or snap) back. Instead, use your keen intellect and intuition to consider which reaction will serve you better in the long run. Use your sharp wit to lighten tensions, and navigate today by staying loyal, fair, and loving in whatever you say and do. Just try to keep calm and mermaid on!

  • Aries 5-11-26

    Holy overthinking, Aries! This day may be hitting you deep in the feels, and it could be hard to sort exactly which feels you’ll be feeling. With these emotional vibes today, your needs could seem too large and unwieldy to carry. Instead of falling into the darn rabbit hole (in your head) and drowning in ooey-gooey feels, ask for what you need — from your partner, from your friend, from your boss. I mean, don’t ask your boss for spicy time if that’s what you “need,” but if you need a mental health day or a short coffee break, ask. Ask your partner for what you desire. Ask your friends for whatever support you need. Use your words, but take care not to send mixed signals, as the energy may be all over the place today. Good luck!

  • Aries 5-10-26

    There are so many lies about life out there. People make it up as they go. This is called adulting. There are a few things that are absolutely true though, Aries: haters gonna hate, players gonna play, and overthinkers gonna overthink. Now, don’t hide your truth. Show us on this doll where all the feels and thoughts hurt you. Oh, yeah… that’s the spot! Actually, today will bring in a special energy for letting that crud out. Journal it. Sit down for a come-to-Jesus talk with a friend. Be honest about what’s hurting you in order to let it go and move past it. Slide right through Sunday, Ram!

  • Aries 5-9-26

    Like the roadrunner on steroids hitting the iceberg that sunk the Titanic, an Aries could be forced into a stand still when it comes to making decisions. Indeed, being unable to choose which mountain to climb could have you freezing up thanks today’s vibes. Unfreeze! This isn’t Elsa’s magic ice castle. Frozen isn’t the new cool. Take. Action. Thoughtful patience is a virtue, for sure. But if you’re standing still so long that you fossilize, then life is gonna pass you by like a freight train zooming by an Old West ghost town. Are you a ghost or are you alive?! (Hint: If you have a pulse, you’re most likely alive). So, what are you waiting for? Don’t let life zoom by you, Ram.

  • Aries 5-8-26

    Ever run one of those obstacle courses where you somewhat gracefully fly over a wall only to end up knee-deep in mud? Yeah, adulting can be like that, Aries. Over one obstacle and dropping deep into another. Challenges abound and force us into crud we don’t feel like doing, and ever the water sign, you don’t love staying grounded, especially with today’s vibes. You’d much rather keep your head in the clouds but you’ll likely need to balance your lofty thoughts with real life to keep from losing it when you’re deep in adulting but you’d rather be sunning yourself on some tropical beach, drink in hand. So, do both. Sign checks while imagining you’re in Fiji buying a private beach or recite all the Pi decimals while vacuuming. Infuse creative fun into work and you might find it inspiring and even fun. Own the day!