Category: Cancer AV

May 31, 2024… Wake up, you bright little ball of sunshine. Time to rise and grind — some magic beans. Caffeinate and then celebrate as the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and Neptune. The energy will be all about indulgence and surprises, but maybe chill on buying or eating all the things. Do indulgences in moderation and be on the lookout for growth opportunities, especially where surprises will be concerned. This day could be extra awesome with a side of amazing — just like you, bright Cancer. Rock this day!

May 30, 2024… Look out below! Crabby, the Moon in Pisces will square the Sun, Jupiter and Venus in Gemini, so healing and connecting will likely be in the cards with a practical twist. It could mean that it’ll be time to see a couples or family counselor to deal with a difficult issue, or maybe you just need to show some love in a practical way — like doing the dishes or washing laundry. You could benefit from a more pragmatic direction when working on relationships today. And not necessarily just significant others. These vibes will be good even for random acts of kindness, so don’t forget to use your bright personality to help make the world a better place, Cancer.

May 29, 2024… Who’s the baddest boss around? Today, that’ll be you, Crabby, with a Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus. Not only will you likely come in strong with that assertive vibe, you’ll also have the potential to use your innate wisdom and communication skills to approach challenges while fostering teamwork. That could require out-of-the-box thinking for some creative yet practical solutions, which you can totally handle. Just don’t get tripped up by any weird team dynamics; focus on building that spirit of appreciation and cooperation, and you’ll be striding into Happy Hour like you own the place. Cheers!

May 28, 2024… If you hit snooze more than once, you could be feeling this sloth-like energy of a Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini. Go ahead and fuel up on lattes because there will also be great energies for getting pumped up and starting stuff! We’re shifting from sloth mode into action hero mode, Crabby. Whoa, right?! Getting something started could look like working on addressing a personal issue, not passing along secrets or spilling hot tea. It could take a minute to get it going but once it does, this day could be a-freakin-mazing. Make it happen!

May 27, 2024… You’re here for your horoscope, yeah? Bold of you to assume I wrote one. I’m joking. Why so serious, Crabby? Oh, it could be the energies of the Moon in Cap trine Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Aquarius to conjunct Pluto and trine Jupiter in Gemini promoting being in your head too much. That’s a real downer. There’s a high chance that you’ll trap yourself in your own noggin, but you can battle that negative potential. Pro tip to assist you in unlocking your head cage: Use your senses. See, hear, or touch something (whichever senses you have) to bring you into the here and now. When you tether yourself to the real world with your senses, you give yourself an escape route from your mind prison. Jailbreak time, Cancer!

May 26, 2024… Before you take a magnifying glass to your relationships, maybe hold your horses and unicorns, Crabby. With the Moon in Cap square Mars and Chiron in Aries and trine Mercury in Taurus, you could be tempted to overthink some things about how people feel and what they’re thinking. Don’t. Just quit that. Instead, hop on your magical unicorn and enjoy the dreamy vibe by talking about all the feels rather than assuming crud. Use it to focus on conversations rather than worrying your pretty, enlightened brain. You can do it, Cancer.

May 25, 2024… Somebody call Hoarders because Cancers could be ready to make a clean sweep today! With the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Capricorn, you’ll benefit from a nice, shiny fresh slate to work with, and that could mean tossing out worn socks, outdated ideas, and toxic relationships. Bye, Felicia! Don’t let the door hit you on your way out! Once you’ve shifted your mindset and cleaned out some old energy, you’ll likely feel ready to accept whatever yummy surprises the Universe has in store for you. Right on.

May 24, 2024… I know dishing out unsolicited advice might just be you living your best life, Cancer, but today’s vibe will be all about doing some sharing yourself rather than weighing in on everyone else’s business. With the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries, the vibes will encourage everyone’s heart to be firmly on their sleeve — including yours. Talking out how you feel could have you connecting to others through shared experiences and will likely even help you achieve a sense of healing. Let that be living your best life today, Crabby.

May 23, 2024… Like a happy little sage on a mountaintop, you could be feeling wise and in your power today, Crabby. With a Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini, you might be tempted to dispense advice, but take care that you follow your own, too. The energy will be strong for personal growth, and whatever effort you put into it will likely be rewarded. Celebrate what you can do, and have the wisdom to understand that you can’t do ALL the things. Enjoy your happy little sage energy, and tell anyone who doesn’t like it to go smudge themselves. You rock!

May 22, 2024… Like a joyous little ball of light, you could be glowing in a big way today, expanding out into a sea of possibilities. Of course, if you don’t feel happy or glowy today, then you might be a whole other ball of light — of the nuclear variety, leaving destruction in your wake. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces, the vibes will be strong for expanding and growing, but what direction you take will be entirely up to you. Sure, you can spread negativity and basically pee on everyone else’s parade (so much worse than raining on it), or you can choose to lead with happiness and bring joy to those around you. I really hope you opt for joy and don’t pee. I mean, go if you need to go, but not on parades. You’ve got this, Crabby!

May 21, 2024… You’ll be getting higher than high today, dear Cancer, but you can go ahead and put away the munchies because I didn’t mean in a 420 kind of way. That falls solidly under the category of none-of-my-beeswax. Instead, I meant that you, as an air sign, could find yourself being elevated toward your goals today with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Mercury in Taurus. That ambitious energy could push you forward, and you might just have a moment of clarity that helps you see a quicker way to getting what you want. Save the munchies for later, and get ready to get high on your goals and dreams. And, yes, I know how corny that just sounded. Do it anyway.

May 20, 2024… If you feel less like you’re walking on clouds and more like stumbling through fog, make sure your eyes have opened and sip some java juice. Once you’ve checked those boxes, if you still feel foggy, consider that the energetic vibes of a Moon in Libra moving into Scorpio to square Pluto in Aquarius could be obscuring your ability to get an accurate feel for this Monday. Instead of trying all day to clear it, just roll with it. This could be an opportunity to consider new, more optimistic perspectives. Something different could jump out at you in all that fog — and if that sounds terrifying, remember it could be a good something. Just don’t get twisted about the weather. Go out and do your best to enjoy this day, Crabby.