Category: Cancer AV

Mar 24, 2024… If you’ve been tempted to ensnare someone beneath the cherry blossoms (or other romantic flowering tree), today might be the day, giddy Cancer. Of course, when I say “ensnare” I really mean “with their consent.” With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Libra to oppose the Sun in Aries and trine Pluto in Aquarius, locking lips under some blossoming branches or getting extra close and cuddly indoors could be the order of the day. Of course, the vibes will be equally suited to strengthening a friendship or showing yourself some TLC, but I like to daydream about getting a little naughty to make an all-around nice day. You do you, Crabby!

Mar 23, 2024… Wise owl or wise ass — that could be the question today, Crabby. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Venus in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, the vibes could have you either tapping into your innate wisdom or doubling down on an old pattern. Sure, the pattern feels as familiar as that old blanket you’ve been dragging around BUT antiquated unwashed blankies stink and they never really get you what you want. Either clean it up or throw it out, Cancer, because today you’ll be challenged to try something new. Don’t you owe it to yourself not to drag stinking habits into another day? Of course, maybe you like smelling rank. Totally up to you!

Mar 22, 2024… If you wake up feeling like a domestic god or goddess, thank the Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces for bringing in an “out with the old, in with the new vibe.” With warmer weather quickly approaching, making a clean sweep of old junk could have Cancers feeling a little more on top of things. Plus, if you get it all out of the way now, you’ll have more time to enjoy some fun in the sun. The clean sweep you might be tempted to make could be in your personal life. You could want to rid yourself of toxic connections and invest more time in ones that make you feel like your best self. You could really elevate your growth game once you tap into the strong vibes in the air today, Crabby.

Mar 21, 2024… No need to sprint toward the finish line, Cancer. Unless someone hot is waiting there. With baby animals. And refreshments. Then, by all means, run like the wind. But really, you don’t actually have to rush to get where you want to go. With a Moon in Leo opposing Mars in Aquarius, the vibes will be strong for balance. If where you are in life isn’t where you want to be, this day could be good for finding some peace with the process. You may even feel pulled between two different ideas, so seeking some balance will likely help you avoid feeling overwhelmed. Dial it down to plain old whelmed instead!

Mar 20, 2024… Hmmm. That warm feeling… well, that could be love. Or maybe you just peed your pants. I can’t really say, Crabby. But if you think it might be love, try not to run away from that happiness by thinking up every single worst-case scenario in the history of ever. Nobody’s got time for that. Instead, dig deep into the incoming energies as the Moon in Leo square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus and trine Mercury and Chiron in Aries. The vibes will be strong for building up relationships and being comfortable with yourself. Your relationship game is always strong, Cancer, but you could stand to work on your relationship with the most important person: YOU. Focus on yourself. Just repeat after me: “self-care isn’t selfish.”

Mar 19, 2024… Just in time for Taco Tuesday, the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo to oppose Pluto in Aquarius. While the vibes will be strong for getting a project off the ground and seeing the benefits of your hard work, the energy will also be good for eating tacos. Seriously. Phone your fave gal pals or bros for some grub on-the-go or post-work tacos (with accompanying margaritas). Get it done and then you get to celebrate, Cancer!

Mar 18, 2024… Go big or go home usually is a phrase that makes you eager to get busy. Good news, then, because today you could really work it and go big. For real. Yesterday’s strong friendships may give today’s professional networking a big boost, Cancer. With the Moon in Cancer square Mercury and Chiron in Aries and trine Saturn in Pisces, a work project could see a creative surge today, and you may be growing your brand, business, or working relationships with all those strong social vibes in the air. Introverted Crabs may want to work in some self-care time to balance out all the exhausting people-ing required for work, but otherwise, this day could mean great progress. Lean into the strong vibes and network with like-minded professionals! For stay-at-homers, you can still network with people to pick up some great life hacks and build up your community of support. Have at it.

Mar 17, 2024… Better buy friendship bracelet supplies in bulk, Cancer, because today could feel like you have a ton of best pals in your corner. The Cancer Moon trine Venus in Pisces could have you and yours vibing with new plans, and you’ll likely have a ton of great ideas to contribute. I’m not going to lie. You’ll likely be feeling, as Lizzo says, good as hell. Just make sure your many social connections don’t feel like they’re playing a game of telephone. Low-vibing Crabbies might be tempted to gossip or poke fun at someone else’s expense, but high-vibing Crabs will be more likely to take a team spirit approach, one where everyone’s best can be cheered on. Better get to work on those friendship bracelets!

Mar 16, 2024… Before you go into total freak-out mode or start staging your own version of a telenovela, maybe skip the drama and do a little meditation, Cancer. The Moon in Gemini square the Sun and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mars in Aquarius could have you feeling stressed in your relationships. Before you start making a bunch of assumptions, try to take a step back. There will also be light vibes that could help make whatever seems so deadly serious an easily approachable problem. No drama needed when you take control and breathe through your initial reaction of fight or flight. Get the brain going for some solid problem solving, Crabby.

Mar 15, 2024… Pro tip, Crabby: Fill your mouth with marshmallows to keep from sharing unsolicited advice this Friday. Seriously. Every time you want to let your outspoken nature play in an area marked “none of your business,” open mouth and insert marshmallow. A hot chocolate will make this a win-win situation. With the Moon in Gemini square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius, the energies will call for love and empathy. Helping someone out could be the thing you want to do, but make sure you offer the help THEY want, not what you want for them. Your intuition may be setting off alarm bells on their behalf, but you don’t get to make their choices. Just open mouth, insert marshmallows until the urge to give your opinion passes. Come to think of it, you probably need to buy more marshmallows. Maybe in bulk.

Mar 14, 2024… If doing all the things in the morning sounds like a job for coffee, we could be siblings from another mister or mama. In other words, coffee is life! Enjoy your magic beans before getting as much done as you can with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. The energy will be big for healing and expansion, but you may need more of the joyful java to power through the challenges to growth. Of course, don’t forget to drink all your water today to stay healthy. After all, water isn’t just for making coffee. It’s also for staying hydrated. If you work on being the best version of you, you’ll be powered by more than just magically delicious coffee beans and caffeine. Yay for you, Crabby!

Mar 13, 2024… If throwing darts at lying liars makes you want to type “mood,” “accurate,” or “relatable,” you could be feeling the energy of a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius, Cancer. Your sense of justice could have you serving up a harsh sentence on those who don’t deal with you honestly, but try to make sure you don’t lie to yourself either. Maybe ask why you keep dishonest people around and face that truth before dishing out punishment. If you can be honest enough to deal with your own issues, you might find yourself showing a little more compassion to the other flawed Sun signs for their challenges. Shine on, Crabby.