Category: Cancer AV

Dec 19, 2023… Treating yourself doesn’t mean you should rob a bank, change your name, and move to your own private island. It sounds dang good in theory, but you’ll miss having an audience to appreciate your wit, and your spicy soul would grow restless with all the pointless relaxation. Then you’d be too busy worrying about getting caught and wearing orange to truly enjoy all the pointless relaxation anyway, am I right? No, my Crabby friend, you’ll be better off using the vibes of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap, to find other ways of treating yourself that don’t involve a life of crime and running away from your problems. Binge watch a serial killer documentary, buy a new notebook to help keep your crap together, or spend a few minutes organizing your space for efficiency AND ambiance. Whatever tickles your pickle and challenges you to learn something you didn’t know will help you rock this day.

Dec 18, 2023… Time to buckle in because this day may have as much balance as an old as dirt roller coaster at a carnival that hasn’t bothered with maintenance since 1972. Like maybe missing a few bolts and yet still running. Wee! Sounds awesome, right, Crabby? Look, this doesn’t mean the day will suck. Actually, with the Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio, the day could be filled with surprises. Think unexpected or novel, not necessarily bad. I mean, I wouldn’t hop onto a rickety roller coaster, but maybe trying something new will fulfill this vibe and help you let down your hair. Your natural need for two-toner nature will have you combining inner resources to deal with this madness like a pro. But buckle up… just in case.

Dec 17, 2023… Hashtag this day SpicySunday because dayyyyum! You’ll likely love this day, Cancer, with your desire for connection. The vibes of the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn could have you engaging in smart conversations. Flirting, sure, but not just that. You could be a natural at meetups, executing jokes with perfect timing and delivery, and if you have a crush, they might be clued in to your amorous intentions today, too. The energy could help you kill it with confidence, and any conflicts that come up could be easily dealt with if you use the strong energy to communicate. Your love of communicating and deep sense of connection with others could have this day feeling like one big happy hug.

Dec 16, 2023… Forecast for the weekend looks bright so put on your coolest, most expensive shades and be ready for an ah-mazing weekend! Satur-yay will start Cancers off with the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus promoting happy yet useful surprise vibes. Gifts that make your life easier could drop into your life, and the energy of gift-giving and receiving will likely give the day a sense of exciting anticipation balanced with abundant kindness. Let those vibes put a smile on your face and a helpful spirit in your heart, and you could even pay it forward with acts of kindness of your own, Crabby.

Dec 15, 2023… Bow down before the awesome power of the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, you filthy peasants! LOL, okay just kidding… but…. Sure, emotions could run high as the vibes of the Universe hover over you like an arrogant, chubby king eating another leg of mutton. Instead of bowing down like a good little peasant, why not try something wild, like staging a rebellion? Viva la resistance!!!! With a little effort on your part, you can be pretty stable emotionally. You are not a meek servant of the Universe. Use your brain (it’s in there somewhere, buddy!) and choose to rise above any miscommunications that could pop up. Indeed, Crabby, the secret to mastering your emotions is to really get in touch with your thoughts. Try to give it a positive spin today. Fight off any negative self-doubt. Take deep breaths when you feel like raging or crying. Know yourself, understand and acknowledge your emotions. That’s what will give you dominion over your emotions this Friday. Who has the crown now?

Dec 14, 2023… Like a yogi in a full-handstand on a paddle board on the ocean on a windy day, you personify zen — or at least, you try, am I right? Your war of balancing your inner opposites will likely have you looking for ways to take care of you and be a help to others at the same time, especially with the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. It could have you feeling a little irritable at times, but try to steer clear of gossip about those needing your help. Stay humble, and remember to prioritize your own self-care so you can do the helping-other-people thing you like to do. Channel that yogi energy. If anyone can balance this crud without breaking a sweat, it’s you, Crabby.

Dec 13, 2023… The way you could be getting crud done might have people thinking you’ve been commanding yellow minions to help you out under the radar, Cancer. Your natural inclination toward communication and higher thinking could serve you extra well, and with the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you can expect to check off all the marks on your to-do list for a nice, clean start. Just make sure to enjoy the feeling of success before looking for something else to do. You’ll have earned it!

Dec 12, 2023… Step away from the big red button labeled “self-destruct,” Cancer. The powerful vibes reflected by the Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun could tempt you into going overboard if your feelings get hurt. Swing the pendulum of feelings away from darkness and head towards positive and powerful instead! Emotions can be constructive or destructive — passionate or perilous. It all depends on your perspective. You get to decide how to use them, Crabby. (Please choose to be amazing. K? Thnx.)

Dec 11, 2023… Winning the lottery, playing with a pile of puppies, flirting, indulging in an adventure. Hey, I’m just thinking about fun things. No one said you’ll be doing all this today, Cancer. Though, admittedly, it could be a day filled with unexpected adventure and new beginnings. If you like surprises, you’ll be pleased to know that the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and will have some excitement in store. Whether you find this exhilarating or intimidating will be totally dependent on the attitude you choose. You could see it as exciting, fresh, and invigorating, or it might have you wanting to take flight— preferably to the private island you pretended to buy with your imaginary lottery winnings. Either way, this day will be popping with energy, and your natural exuberance could get a charge out of it if you yank your head out of your booty and decide to roll with it.

Dec 10, 2023… With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, the vibes will be prime for romance, self-love, or healing — or all three if you find yourself feeling a little extra. You can apply your knack for connections by making a move with your crush, planning a spicy surprise for your partner, or even chatting up your gang. You could also dip a toe into the dating pool online or simply get cute for no one but you. You can lean into the healing vibes by gaining new perspective. Closure and forgiveness could be close at hand with a little soul searching. Rest, time in nature, a healthy lunch, or even a relaxing massage… you know what you need. Whatever your focus, know that the day will be powerful with love and healing. Will you choose to embrace it? Go hug the heck out of this day, Crabby.

Dec 9, 2023… Like glitter bombs and rainbow sparkles, today’s energy will be less what-the-actual-fork and more hell-to-the-yeah with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. Actually, nix the glitter (too much cleanup) because today will be too chill even for all that, Crabby. Think warm lovey vibes from yesterday flowing into a cool, easy vibe. Your natural inclination toward communication will be feeling this energy, and you could find yourself lending a hand to help solve a problem or offering excellent advice to help others find a solid course of action. Just don’t be tempted to gossip about what didn’t work before. Stick to applying your personal sparkle to a solution for a spectacularly stellar day!

Dec 8, 2023… Love might be a high wire act with no freaking net, but a Cancer’s big heart will likely have you feeling this loving energy without fear of falling. After all, with the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, the loving energy will have that practical, big picture cerebral twist. Think acts of kindness, showing affection by helping out, and leading with kindness. No safety net needed. Lead with your heart and your sense of what’s right, and it’ll be hard to go wrong. Happy Fri-yay!