Category: Cancer AV

Nov 25, 2023… Put on some ocean-friendly SPF and wade into this day like the magical mer-person you are, Cancer. Disappointment won’t sink your ship today, not when a renewed sense of optimism comes along to really float your boat. Your typical resilience will serve you well with a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. You could feel a strong urge to balance disappointment with the reminder that you can’t grow unless you know. Using lessons learned to get ahead will make this day go swimmingly. You’re magical as heck, and you know it. Now go show it.

Nov 24, 2023… Today’s energies are going to have you wanting to fly far, far away. People you might love might be a little too in-your-face with love and concern with the Moon in Aries square Pluto in Cap and then moving to Taurus to conjunct Jupiter, and you’ll be better served to chill out before you blow up. Go for a walk, Crabby. Take a long break. Repeat a mantra. Do whatever it takes to remind yourself that they have your best interests at heart, even if their methods seem like madness. Letting them know you appreciate how much they care might make you both feel better than, say, changing your name and hopping on a plane. Your desire for flight could use the balance of your better sense today to help you stay grounded, calm, and kind.

Nov 23, 2023… Think of this day like a cake. A big cake with lots of icing, all for you. Maybe with sprinkles. So many sprinkles. A delicious chocolate cake… and dammit, now I forgot where I was going with this and just want to eat cake! Oh, right — this is a horoscope. Okay, Cancer: today, you could have your cake and eat it, too — whatever the heck that’s supposed to mean. This Thursday will be serving up a big fat slice of positive energy that’s great for furthering your already awesome plan to one day rule the world (or score a slice of cake at lunch, idk). There will be a fricking fantastic vibe for getting your point across without coming across like you’re on a power trip. Now — go out and be fabulous while I go find some damn cake!

Nov 22, 2023… If you feel like wading into a mess today to speak your mind, today’s energies will not, not, not be ideal. I know your heart will be in the right place, but open-cranky-ass-mouth-insert-foot is not the best plan for helping those you love get it together. The Moon in Pisces will be conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag and that, Crabby, can reflect some of the weirdest and scattered feelings you may have. Focus on taking your own emotional temperature and expressing how you feel rather than stepping into a big, stinky pile of someone else’s drama. You’ll thank me later. Now, get out there and do this day like a boss.

Nov 21, 2023… Everybody loves unsolicited advice, right? Wrong, Crabby! Today’s vibes won’t be fantastic for meddling (or “helping”, as you put it). Your keen emotional capacity and on point intuition will make you a valuable resource today, but only when people ASK for your advice. Otherwise, maybe eat a cookie if you feel tempted to wade in with your totally unsolicited opinion. Seriously, grab a whole sleeve of Oreos or pull those Girl Scout cookies out of the freezer and suck down a box of Do Si Dos. Or paint a Bob Ross happy tree. Just give yourself any epic distraction and use your superpowers of multitasking energies to help if called upon. Then, unleash yourself in all your epic glory.

Nov 20, 2023… You may teeter between “love me” and “get out of my flipping face” today, which could be a tad confusing for those who love you. Sure, they ought to know by now that your moods can be as unpredictable as a weather forecast, in this case, when the Moon in Pisces conjuncts Saturn. Deep into feels and overthinking, you could be tempted to push away the ones you love, which could mess up your very real desire to cuddle and connect. Emotional intelligence is Crab’s specialty, and self-care could help keep you from falling into negative self-talk that will likely be going on in your head. Take care of you first, then you’ll be ready to be close to the ones you love without being tempted to hit them with an f-bomb when you really, truly want a connection that isn’t just surface stuff. Get on out there and connect!

Nov 19, 2023… Know when you have a crush and it’s super bright and awesome? I mean, before it’s really stressful and sucks because you don’t know if they even know you’re alive. But the bright and happy part? That’ll be the energy of the Moon in Aquarius square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today. Think fresh, happy, and plenty of new perspectives. Your already bright personality could gain some extra wattage as you turn that excitement to a relationship or project. Go shine bright, and be awesome, Crabby!

Nov 18, 2023… Today’s energy might start you out feeling more lost than a shark that ended up in a tornado. Clinging for dear life to a partner, crush, or bestie might seem like a smart survival strategy — unless you begin to lose yourself in them. Cancer, your need for connection might be as overwhelming as trying to outrun that bitey shark in a massive tornado, but with the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra, the energy will be ideal for insights into your relationships. Being able to find your way without grabbing on to the nearest human and drowning them with your needs could help you have stronger relationships and a better sense of your own goals today. The person you most need to connect with today will be you.

Nov 17, 2023… You’ve got one of those faces, don’t you Cancer? People come up and tell you their life story? Yeah. Now, just because someone spills their life story to you doesn’t mean you have to do the same with the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus today. Your need for connection could trip you up, Crabby, if you encounter a deep over-sharer. Any superficial bonding over shared secrets might seem like a shortcut to making a new friend or an ally at work, but it’ll likely be damaging in the long run. Take your time and let relationships grow organically. Shoving those skeletons back in the closet and letting trust develop at a more reasonable pace will help solidify any new connections started up today, Crab.

Nov 16, 2023… Your change game could be fierce today, Cancer. Which doesn’t mean you should change up on the one you’re with by ghosting them. That’s not the kind of change up we’re talking about. With the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, the vibes will be strong for switching directions to find a new way to make your dreams happen — and you might find it easier to open up about those dreams. Considering why old plans didn’t work could lead you to revelations about ones that could. Don’t be afraid to take a new direction if you find a better path. Your growth game will be strong, and if something doesn’t help you grow, throw it into the dumpster fire with the whole last year and let it go. Keep growing, Crabby!

Nov 15, 2023… You’ve got that loving healing… wait — that’s not how the song goes! But it’ll work for you today, Cancers. Loving feeling, loving healing — whatever it is, you’ve got it. The vibes of a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces could promote extra healing. Your excellent judgment and bendy noodle could help guide you toward self-care as well as ways to care for others. Pay attention to any lessons that may pop up, and remember that sometimes healing hurts a little. Lean into the process by embracing the lessons, taking good care of yourself, and remembering that your past mistakes don’t define you. Loving healing for the win today!

Nov 14, 2023… Whew! What a rush! The vibes this Tuesday will be chock full of magnificence. You could actually be feeling pretty dang good if you tap into these energies. Just don’t turn into a monster of a Crab and allow that Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces power to make you salty. You’ve got way too much style to waste on that. Let that intense and breathtaking side of you out to play for a memorable day.