Category: Cancer AV

Dec 27, 2023… Treat yourself, you wicked wowster! Cancer, the Universe will be calling for a celebration of a job well done this Wednesday. Don’t let the vibes go to waste! Whether you’re celebrating sealing an important deal, getting a promotion, moving towards your intentions, working up the courage to ask out a cutie on a Zoom date, or even putting on pants today, some celebration can be useful to mark a milestone AND to keep your spirits high with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries. Engage in whatever floats your boat and makes you proud to ride the waves. You’ve earned it, Crab.

Dec 26, 2023… “I’m not stubborn. It’s just that my way is better.” Okay, Cancer, but what if you’re wrong? (As if…lol) The Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces energies this Tuesday will carry with them stubbornness and a tendency to act like an immovable mountain. Unfortunately, that means you could miss out on some enlightening and interesting debates. You’re a virtuoso of truth, so honestly tell the Universe to kindly fork off by kicking the stubborn energies out the back door. Don’t be stubborn; be stupendous, Crabby.

Dec 25, 2023… Go big or go the heck home, right, Cancer? That’s what people always say. Of course, going home might sound marvelous if the holiday is a little TOO crowded. Even when you just can’t. But today you might feel like going big with the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. Your mood could be as bubbly as pink champagne, my vibrant and vivacious friend. Dig into that lucky feeling to start a new project, go out on a limb with love, or generally have a kick-tail, marvelous day!

Dec 24, 2023… Clinging to the nearest human and vowing to never let go isn’t romantic. I don’t care if Jack and Rose made it seem that way. This strategy will likely have that self-same nearest human pushing you off the door and into the freezing-ass ocean, so to speak. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could be feeling emotional but having a hard time expressing what’s on your mind. Giving the ones you love room to breathe and if the words won’t flow between you until you adjust to the energy shift can totally help. If you want that good loving, you might want to back up until they catch the romantic vibe themselves, Crabby.

Dec 23, 2023… STOP! Look! Listen, darn it: Whatever you do, DO NOT overthink about relationships today. I mean it, Cancer! Enemy number one could be YOU if you decide to overthink about all the things and self-sabotage. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio vibe could have you tempted to put your thoughts into actions, but avoid any rash moves today. Instead of making assumptions and worrying over your thoughts, try for a little vulnerability in the relationship that’s on your mind. Talk it out, and you just may learn something about yourself and your relationship. Overthinking and over-drinking won’t fulfill your need for connection like a talk with a friend or your therapist. Basically, Crabby, it’s time to use your grown-up words. No, not the f-bomb. The other ones that tell people how you feel. Now, get out there and use your epic communication powers for good!

Dec 22, 2023… Like riding a unicycle on stilts while drinking a margarita (hey, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere), this day could have you feeling a little like one of those Weeble Wobbles kids used to play with. Good thing for you that balancing things out is practically your middle name, Crabby! With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, your excellent balance will be required. You may feel pulled between getting crap done and being uber-lazy or find yourself floating between what you want and your actual real life. Don’t fret, pet. Your experience with balancing the best of both worlds like a pro will help you walk this high wire without the need of a safety net. Make time for both extremes, and you’ll likely roll into tomorrow feeling both accomplished and rested — and maybe a tad hungover, too.

Dec 21, 2023… If learning crap seems pretty nifty, you might be a nerd. Or a Cancer while the Moon in Aries trines the Sun in Sag. Or both. Hey, they aren’t mutually exclusive! Go get your geek on by exploring new things. Sign up for a class that catches your interest, take on a new project, or even check out that app that makes you feel like you have your crap together. Tech stuff could be your friend today, and you may also find that your instincts about people are be dead-on. If someone seems shady, trust that. But also trust when someone seems like a pretty cool person. I mean, don’t give them your PIN number or whatever, but maybe hang out in a virtual meeting. Be smart and get your nerd on!

Dec 20, 2023… Another day, another dumpster fire of emotions. No worries, Cancer. The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag and while that can show up as your heart being moody as heck, you’ll also be in your element. 100%. Trash the way you’ve been fighting to get upstream on something and take on any lingering problem like it is new. Begin again, using today’s energy to take ownership of finding a solution. When you start to slide toward that overwhelming feeling, call a time-out for a little self-care, and then get back out there and kick today in the tail.

Dec 19, 2023… Treating yourself doesn’t mean you should rob a bank, change your name, and move to your own private island. It sounds dang good in theory, but you’ll miss having an audience to appreciate your wit, and your spicy soul would grow restless with all the pointless relaxation. Then you’d be too busy worrying about getting caught and wearing orange to truly enjoy all the pointless relaxation anyway, am I right? No, my Crabby friend, you’ll be better off using the vibes of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap, to find other ways of treating yourself that don’t involve a life of crime and running away from your problems. Binge watch a serial killer documentary, buy a new notebook to help keep your crap together, or spend a few minutes organizing your space for efficiency AND ambiance. Whatever tickles your pickle and challenges you to learn something you didn’t know will help you rock this day.

Dec 18, 2023… Time to buckle in because this day may have as much balance as an old as dirt roller coaster at a carnival that hasn’t bothered with maintenance since 1972. Like maybe missing a few bolts and yet still running. Wee! Sounds awesome, right, Crabby? Look, this doesn’t mean the day will suck. Actually, with the Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio, the day could be filled with surprises. Think unexpected or novel, not necessarily bad. I mean, I wouldn’t hop onto a rickety roller coaster, but maybe trying something new will fulfill this vibe and help you let down your hair. Your natural need for two-toner nature will have you combining inner resources to deal with this madness like a pro. But buckle up… just in case.

Dec 17, 2023… Hashtag this day SpicySunday because dayyyyum! You’ll likely love this day, Cancer, with your desire for connection. The vibes of the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn could have you engaging in smart conversations. Flirting, sure, but not just that. You could be a natural at meetups, executing jokes with perfect timing and delivery, and if you have a crush, they might be clued in to your amorous intentions today, too. The energy could help you kill it with confidence, and any conflicts that come up could be easily dealt with if you use the strong energy to communicate. Your love of communicating and deep sense of connection with others could have this day feeling like one big happy hug.

Dec 16, 2023… Forecast for the weekend looks bright so put on your coolest, most expensive shades and be ready for an ah-mazing weekend! Satur-yay will start Cancers off with the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus promoting happy yet useful surprise vibes. Gifts that make your life easier could drop into your life, and the energy of gift-giving and receiving will likely give the day a sense of exciting anticipation balanced with abundant kindness. Let those vibes put a smile on your face and a helpful spirit in your heart, and you could even pay it forward with acts of kindness of your own, Crabby.