Category: Cancer AV

Nov 1, 2023… Grab your notebook and get your sexy school uniform out of the closet, because today will likely be full of learning experiences! Will that be a good thing? Maybe! That will be up to you, Cancer. The face smack of the Moon in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces might throw some hard lessons at you, but that doesn’t mean you’ve gotta stand there and take a dodgeball to the face. Tap into your passionate nature and use it to take on today’s lessons like you’re preparing for an intergalactic battle with space androids! I’m placing my bets on you, Crab.

Oct 31, 2023… If you’ve been totally ignoring your health like most people, then congrats because this Monday’s vibes will be perfect for a wake up call and health check-in, Cancer. The Moon in Gemini will square Venus in Virgo, so take a break and listen to your body. I mean, really listen. Whether you haven’t been eating right, exercising at all, or maybe haven’t had time to properly de-stress, health neglect can take a huge toll on your mental and physical well-being. Even if only for a few moments, ask your body what it needs. You’ll be glad you do.

Oct 30, 2023… Cancers are often emotionally as deep as the ocean and their penchant for intuition may cause some inner and outer turmoil as the Moon conjuncts the Sun this Monday. Plus with the incoming two-faced Gemini Moon, you’ll want to be extra careful of lying, either to yourself or to others. Even little white lies and hidden truths aren’t as innocent as they seem, and honestly — you’ll probably get busted for them. Maybe not today. But eventually? For sure. The truth can accomplish so much more than lies can. Fly on higher vibes and stick with the truth, Crabby. You’ll be glad you did.

Oct 29, 2023… The Universe will be making you breakfast this Sunday and the main dish will be a huge helping of what in the world is going on, served with a side of hashbrowns! But, that’s 2023, am I right? Cancer, if you’ve been sailing on higher vibes and really staying on top of issues, you may just find that stuff turns out to be better than you imagined. If you’ve been struggling to put on a brave face and maybe have tried ignoring your problems, you could be in for a stale breakfast biscuit. So, this Sunday, spit it out and take decisive action and have brunch on your own terms. Take that, Universe!

Oct 28, 2023… It feels good to be right! (insert happy dance of choice here) Cancers are generally amazing at making great decisions and having excellent emotional intelligence (heck yeah, celebrate you and take a small bow). The vibes of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will be strong for adulting, learning, and decision making. Good thing you’re already good at all three, right? If you choose to take advantage of this powerful energy, you’ll keep those good vibes flowing straight into the week.

Oct 27, 2023… Deck the halls with boughs of holly, retail therapy makes you jolly… Wait! Is that not how it goes? Isn’t it only just Halloween? Buying all the things seems like the answer, right? Wrong! Buying all the things seems like a way to end up in monumental debt. Step away from the plastic. In fact, put down the fork, too, because eating all the desserts will also be a bad idea. The energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron could have you bubbling with excitement, Crabby. Make the vibe work for you by focusing that energy into a positive direction — like being kind or giving back to the community. Share some of that joy outside of yourself, and I’m sure you’ll deck the halls without climbing the walls.

Oct 26, 2023… Smarty pants or sassy pants? Do any of them have ghosts on them? That would be cool! Either pants you choose, the Moon moves to Aries, and your know-everything attitude may falter. So, maybe choose the pants your butt looks the best in and skip the others. Figuring out that you don’t have all the answers doesn’t have to be the end of the world as you know it. You may find that the freedom to sometimes be wrong and learn something new gives you greater power in the decisions that you make. Plus, it saves room for surprises. Step into the good old driver’s seat of change knowing that your ass looks great and you get to choose the road you take.

Oct 25, 2023… Grab some duct tape and maybe some rope. Maybe some chlorofo…. Never mind! What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Skip the trip to the local hardware store (unless you’re planning something spicy for later) and focus on pulling your head out of your own backside today. You may feel moody and tempted to over-think. You may even be tempted to over-think your over-thinking. Or to lose your absolute stuffing on the people in your life, Crabby. Multitasking may be your cup of tea, but it could take more effort than usual today. Think before speaking and take the time for a little self-care to power through this day without falling into the vortex of worry. Once you get your head out of your tailbone, you may realize that your compassion for and connection with other souls will guide you if you let it.

Oct 24, 2023… If you enjoy being blindsided by exciting, new feelings that seem to come out of the blue with no warning, then you’ll definitely appreciate the vibes this Tuesday, Cancer. The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio. Whatever is a Crab to do with such changes? Embrace them, of course. Cancers will navigate any dang thing the sea of life throws at them like a seasoned captain. No matter what the Universe throws at you, you come back at it even stronger, usually with a middle finger salute to boot. You’ve got this, and you really don’t need me to tell you that, Cancer.

Oct 23, 2023… Emotional thinking? Check. Tendency to do things with deep intentions? Check. Going too far? Let’s not, Crab. Okay, so, the Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus. Your emotions and thoughts will likely jive really well today, but that comes with a huge warning of don’t lose your dang temper, which can cause a bad day for just about everyone within a mile radius of the nuclear meltdown. Fortunately, you also have a great gift for working out solutions and figuring out how to get what you want. Use those qualities to your advantage this Monday and make good things happen! Cancer, there’s nothing you can’t accomplish once you put your mind and your passions into it.

Oct 22, 2023… As the sign that is all about howling at the Moon, Cancers are bound to have a little spice in their closet and the vibes today are perfect for letting out your desires. Whether you’re into role play, Furries, or have some other deep desire, use today’s energies to explore yourself (and your partner(s), if you have someone). Just, maybe don’t do those things in public places or near schools or at the park in broad daylight. Otherwise, you’ll feel free to be the spicy being you are — and not because the Universe says so! But because you give yourself that permission. Be you, in all the ways that make you you. Get your hot on, Cancer.

Oct 21, 2023… If your reigning emotion is what in the actual flying fudgery, you might be a Cancer dealing with today’s emotional shift. Your need for balance and harmony may be conflicting with the emotional pea soup we’ll be sunk in while the Moon in Cap conjuncts Pluto, trines Uranus in Taurus and squares the Sun and Mercury in Libra. Some serious self-care could help shore up shaky boundaries and help deal with flooding emotions. Long baths, walks in nature, and more sleep might help you feel a sense of equilibrium as the energy takes a hard turn toward the emotional. Connecting with a partner (singles, grab your bestie or favorite pet!) for some one-on-one time may help you navigate the day.