Category: Cancer AV

Oct 20, 2023… Exes are exes for a reason, Cancer. Repeat that to yourself, and whatever you do, holster your texting finger. If you’re sensing emotional turbulence in the air today, you are not alone. The energy will likely be thick with a sense of loss, and today will challenge you to face up to whatever you’ve allowed to weigh you down. Reaching back in the past could throw out your back or knock you on your sassafras with a Moon in Cap trine Venus in Virgo and Jupiter in Taurus. Instead, try shifting your focus to the present with a mindfulness practice to help you deal with any leftover grief you might be dealing with. And let’s face it… we all have some.

Oct 19, 2023… Shut your pie hole before a clever retort lands you in a spit storm today (EW!), my dear Crabby. The vibes will be awesome today for expressing how you feel — but considerably less awesome for running your mouth. With the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces, your words could have teeth, and you will be one sorry human tomorrow if you let your mouth get away from you today. Avoid gossip and complaints in favor of a more positive focus, & you will be better able to keep the harmony you love so much. Use your superpowers for good and you’ve got this day handled.

Oct 18, 2023… Get the plunger ready because the Cancers are likely going to deal with clogged up toilet brains today. Crabby, you tend to be very emotional, but the Moon in Sag square Venus in Virgo will be reflecting some serious imbalances today which could feel like your brains to go all mushy and junk. You can get that TP unstuck and your brain juices flowing normally again by going with the flow — literally. Don’t fight the tide. Let the chips fall and the Universe do its thing. You will feel absolutely fantastic simply by being your best version of you and accepting the lessons and growth that’s mixed into this weird Wednesday vibe.

Oct 17, 2023… Today will unlikely be the right vibe to confess your undying love. Unless we’re talking about tacos. Or pizza. The Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces. You will likely be best served by practicing some epic self-love today to avoid sticky situations where thoughts and feelings run wild. Jumping into anything new feet first might end up bring icky and not what you thought, Cancer. Navigating the strong and surprising emotional currents will be the goal — and you can do this.

Oct 16, 2023… Unicorns, magical mermaids, rainbows ending in obscene piles of gold — this day could feel practically mythical in its magic. You’re going to want to grab some of that for yourself. The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus will bring with it big happy energy. Channel these bright vibes into creating the life you want and building the relationships you desire. The energy will be so flipping ripe for charming others like Cancers love to do. Enjoy the feelings of closeness brought in by this happy energy by being mindful, present, and grateful.

Oct 15, 2023… Beep-boop-bop. Computers overtaking the world! Humans enslaved! Well, don’t worry, that’s not today’s horoscope forecast. Like a computer, your ability to assess and act swiftly is on point with this energy. However, today’s vibes may have Cancers getting a bit… aggressive. Your challenge today will be to find a balance between being hypercritical and being effective. Like a computer, assess your best course of action. Less cranky people means better odds of getting what you want.

Oct 14, 2023… Heart eyes. Eggplant. Taco. Tongue. So many emojis to choose from today, Crabby, so little time. The energy of the Moon in Libra conjunct the Sun will be spicy AF today. The forecast will be good for flirting and generally feeling like one hot MOFO. Wearing something you know you know you look good in will help you feel powerful and confident as you move through this day. Your intense desire for connection could really be feeling this energy.

Oct 13, 2023… Casting a glare at your lover, friend, boss, or child won’t get you far today. Those trust issues you may be tripping on could have you falling flat on your face if you don’t wise up. Hiding from your problems or trying to drink them away won’t work to your advantage, Crabby. Instead, channel the strong energy of the Moon in Libra conjunct Mercury and opposing Chiron in Aries into trusting your intuition rather than your fears. Not every thought that pops in your head will be a true one. Cancers are generally fierce at applying emotional intelligence so do that. Instead of screwing up the relationships you value, you may choose to strengthen them when you own up to your issues rather than projecting them outward. You’ve got this, Twin!

Oct 12, 2023… If you feel like your life just became a game of Giant Jenga and you might be in imminent danger of being crushed beneath everything you need to do, welp, that might be a little dramatic there, Cancer. Okay, it’s totally possible that a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra could bring in a sense of overwhelm, but instead of looking at the mountain of things to do, try to take it one task at a time. Yes, yes… I know you can do more things than that, but to manage the anxiety, just focus on one thing at a time. No need to be buried under it all, Crabby. Take it slow — and let that breath you were holding go. Ah, that’s better!

Oct 11, 2023… Welcome to the frustration station! Don’t worry, Cancer. This doesn’t have to be your stop. No, not even with a Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. While tempers could be even shorter than your patience, you’ll find that today’s vibe won’t be about losing your shirt. The better way to use this energy may be to slow things down. While you like to be first at everything and keep that competitive edge, you also have high standards for your work. If you want to do well and get through this day without stopping at frustration or losing your shirt, you might want to calm your pits and take it easier today, Crabby.

Oct 10, 2023… You don’t DO boredom, amiright, Cancer? You don’t have time for that nonsense. Today’s Virgo Moon energy could have you considering ways to spice something up that’s gotten a bit stale for you. I don’t mean the science experiment you have growing in your fridge either. Ew, Crabby. Throw that out! Instead, you might find a way to upcycle or repurpose something to give it a fresh appeal — or you may find that the thing you want to use is a lesson you’ve learned. Whichever way it goes, I doubt you’ll be bored. You’ll use your clever wit and lightning fast snark to keep up entertained while you make old things new again. Ta-da! Go ahead: take a bow if you want to.

Oct 9, 2023… Sensing squirrely people just might feel like your brand-new superpower with the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus. Your ability to easily lead a double life and make it look easy could have you giving other people some suspicious side eye if you sense they aren’t being upfront with you. Use those intuitive tingles to warn you away from shady deals and people. Today won’t be about jealousy and suspicion but trusting your instincts. They’re golden. Other people? Meh! The jury is still out on that, Crabby.