Category: Cancer AV

Dec 15, 2023… Bow down before the awesome power of the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, you filthy peasants! LOL, okay just kidding… but…. Sure, emotions could run high as the vibes of the Universe hover over you like an arrogant, chubby king eating another leg of mutton. Instead of bowing down like a good little peasant, why not try something wild, like staging a rebellion? Viva la resistance!!!! With a little effort on your part, you can be pretty stable emotionally. You are not a meek servant of the Universe. Use your brain (it’s in there somewhere, buddy!) and choose to rise above any miscommunications that could pop up. Indeed, Crabby, the secret to mastering your emotions is to really get in touch with your thoughts. Try to give it a positive spin today. Fight off any negative self-doubt. Take deep breaths when you feel like raging or crying. Know yourself, understand and acknowledge your emotions. That’s what will give you dominion over your emotions this Friday. Who has the crown now?

Dec 14, 2023… Like a yogi in a full-handstand on a paddle board on the ocean on a windy day, you personify zen — or at least, you try, am I right? Your war of balancing your inner opposites will likely have you looking for ways to take care of you and be a help to others at the same time, especially with the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. It could have you feeling a little irritable at times, but try to steer clear of gossip about those needing your help. Stay humble, and remember to prioritize your own self-care so you can do the helping-other-people thing you like to do. Channel that yogi energy. If anyone can balance this crud without breaking a sweat, it’s you, Crabby.

Dec 13, 2023… The way you could be getting crud done might have people thinking you’ve been commanding yellow minions to help you out under the radar, Cancer. Your natural inclination toward communication and higher thinking could serve you extra well, and with the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you can expect to check off all the marks on your to-do list for a nice, clean start. Just make sure to enjoy the feeling of success before looking for something else to do. You’ll have earned it!

Dec 12, 2023… Step away from the big red button labeled “self-destruct,” Cancer. The powerful vibes reflected by the Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun could tempt you into going overboard if your feelings get hurt. Swing the pendulum of feelings away from darkness and head towards positive and powerful instead! Emotions can be constructive or destructive — passionate or perilous. It all depends on your perspective. You get to decide how to use them, Crabby. (Please choose to be amazing. K? Thnx.)

Dec 11, 2023… Winning the lottery, playing with a pile of puppies, flirting, indulging in an adventure. Hey, I’m just thinking about fun things. No one said you’ll be doing all this today, Cancer. Though, admittedly, it could be a day filled with unexpected adventure and new beginnings. If you like surprises, you’ll be pleased to know that the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and will have some excitement in store. Whether you find this exhilarating or intimidating will be totally dependent on the attitude you choose. You could see it as exciting, fresh, and invigorating, or it might have you wanting to take flight— preferably to the private island you pretended to buy with your imaginary lottery winnings. Either way, this day will be popping with energy, and your natural exuberance could get a charge out of it if you yank your head out of your booty and decide to roll with it.

Dec 10, 2023… With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, the vibes will be prime for romance, self-love, or healing — or all three if you find yourself feeling a little extra. You can apply your knack for connections by making a move with your crush, planning a spicy surprise for your partner, or even chatting up your gang. You could also dip a toe into the dating pool online or simply get cute for no one but you. You can lean into the healing vibes by gaining new perspective. Closure and forgiveness could be close at hand with a little soul searching. Rest, time in nature, a healthy lunch, or even a relaxing massage… you know what you need. Whatever your focus, know that the day will be powerful with love and healing. Will you choose to embrace it? Go hug the heck out of this day, Crabby.

Dec 9, 2023… Like glitter bombs and rainbow sparkles, today’s energy will be less what-the-actual-fork and more hell-to-the-yeah with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. Actually, nix the glitter (too much cleanup) because today will be too chill even for all that, Crabby. Think warm lovey vibes from yesterday flowing into a cool, easy vibe. Your natural inclination toward communication will be feeling this energy, and you could find yourself lending a hand to help solve a problem or offering excellent advice to help others find a solid course of action. Just don’t be tempted to gossip about what didn’t work before. Stick to applying your personal sparkle to a solution for a spectacularly stellar day!

Dec 8, 2023… Love might be a high wire act with no freaking net, but a Cancer’s big heart will likely have you feeling this loving energy without fear of falling. After all, with the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, the loving energy will have that practical, big picture cerebral twist. Think acts of kindness, showing affection by helping out, and leading with kindness. No safety net needed. Lead with your heart and your sense of what’s right, and it’ll be hard to go wrong. Happy Fri-yay!

Dec 7, 2023… You might be channeling some major royal energy today, Cancer. I’m not saying you’ll be serving up some crown jewels, but you could pack a powerful (and metaphorical) punch today. Make any problems you have your success stories today when you take your natural intelligence and add in a powerful dose of patience and insight while the Moon in Libra opposes Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap. When you’ve powered through that, sit back, adjust your crown, and enjoy ruling this day.

Dec 6, 2023… As you’ve tried to explain to your therapist repeatedly, you’re not codependent; you’re a CANCER. Okay, so those things aren’t mutually exclusive and maybe you aren’t in therapy, but it’s true that Cancers tend to seek out relationships. Not just the romantic kind either. You dig being around people (even introverts dig THEIR people, not just any people, in small doses), and the energy of the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra will be awesome for doing some of that healthy helping. You’ll be able to use your communication skills to find creative ways to help out someone you love, which could help strengthen that relationship. Shining your natural light to help out a friend in darkness will have you both feeling this Wednesday.

Dec 5, 2023… Flaming balls of fury, Cancer! Frustrations could be raining down from the Virgo Moon like lava droplets from ash clouds. The already excitable Crab could turn into a lava monster of anger and aggression — but only if you give in. Show the Universe how the ever-optimistic Cancer can rise above. Shoot for the cool atmosphere beyond the volcanic ash. Your heart will true, so go for the prize above the vibes. The sky’s the limit! Or is it..? Go higher!

Dec 4, 2023… Symptoms: all the feels, all the needs, all the time. Struggling for chill feels could be a contributing factor. That Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag energy could have you twisted up with emotional soup, Crabby. The treatment? Get to the bottom of what you’re feeling and why. You may be tempted to give some serious side eye (inner eye? Third eye?) to your feelings, but remember the feels won’t be the problem. It’s all about what you do with them. Need more love? Ask for it. Need a break? Speak up. Need 16 donuts, a large coffee, and a nap? — um, no one needs that many donuts, but maybe 1 donut. Feel the feels, and don’t expect someone else to swoop in and save you from feeling them. Take care of you, and ask for what you need. Rise up like a boss.