Category: Cancer AV

  • Cancer 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Everybody loves unsolicited advice, right? Wrong, Crabby! Today’s vibes won’t be fantastic for meddling (or “helping”, as you put it). Your keen emotional capacity and on point intuition will make you a valuable resource today, but only when people ASK for your advice. Otherwise, maybe eat a cookie if you feel tempted to wade in with your totally unsolicited opinion. Seriously, grab a whole sleeve of Oreos or pull those Girl Scout cookies out of the freezer and suck down a box of Do Si Dos. Or paint a Bob Ross happy tree. Just give yourself any epic distraction and use your superpowers of multitasking energies to help if called upon. Then, unleash yourself in all your epic glory.

  • Cancer 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… You may teeter between “love me” and “get out of my flipping face” today, which could be a tad confusing for those who love you. Sure, they ought to know by now that your moods can be as unpredictable as a weather forecast, in this case, when the Moon in Pisces conjuncts Saturn. Deep into feels and overthinking, you could be tempted to push away the ones you love, which could mess up your very real desire to cuddle and connect. Emotional intelligence is Crab’s specialty, and self-care could help keep you from falling into negative self-talk that will likely be going on in your head. Take care of you first, then you’ll be ready to be close to the ones you love without being tempted to hit them with an f-bomb when you really, truly want a connection that isn’t just surface stuff. Get on out there and connect!

  • Cancer 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… Know when you have a crush and it’s super bright and awesome? I mean, before it’s really stressful and sucks because you don’t know if they even know you’re alive. But the bright and happy part? That’ll be the energy of the Moon in Aquarius square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today. Think fresh, happy, and plenty of new perspectives. Your already bright personality could gain some extra wattage as you turn that excitement to a relationship or project. Go shine bright, and be awesome, Crabby!

  • Cancer 11-18-23

    Nov 18, 2023… Today’s energy might start you out feeling more lost than a shark that ended up in a tornado. Clinging for dear life to a partner, crush, or bestie might seem like a smart survival strategy — unless you begin to lose yourself in them. Cancer, your need for connection might be as overwhelming as trying to outrun that bitey shark in a massive tornado, but with the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra, the energy will be ideal for insights into your relationships. Being able to find your way without grabbing on to the nearest human and drowning them with your needs could help you have stronger relationships and a better sense of your own goals today. The person you most need to connect with today will be you.

  • Cancer 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… You’ve got one of those faces, don’t you Cancer? People come up and tell you their life story? Yeah. Now, just because someone spills their life story to you doesn’t mean you have to do the same with the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus today. Your need for connection could trip you up, Crabby, if you encounter a deep over-sharer. Any superficial bonding over shared secrets might seem like a shortcut to making a new friend or an ally at work, but it’ll likely be damaging in the long run. Take your time and let relationships grow organically. Shoving those skeletons back in the closet and letting trust develop at a more reasonable pace will help solidify any new connections started up today, Crab.

  • Cancer 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Your change game could be fierce today, Cancer. Which doesn’t mean you should change up on the one you’re with by ghosting them. That’s not the kind of change up we’re talking about. With the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, the vibes will be strong for switching directions to find a new way to make your dreams happen — and you might find it easier to open up about those dreams. Considering why old plans didn’t work could lead you to revelations about ones that could. Don’t be afraid to take a new direction if you find a better path. Your growth game will be strong, and if something doesn’t help you grow, throw it into the dumpster fire with the whole last year and let it go. Keep growing, Crabby!

  • Cancer 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… You’ve got that loving healing… wait — that’s not how the song goes! But it’ll work for you today, Cancers. Loving feeling, loving healing — whatever it is, you’ve got it. The vibes of a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces could promote extra healing. Your excellent judgment and bendy noodle could help guide you toward self-care as well as ways to care for others. Pay attention to any lessons that may pop up, and remember that sometimes healing hurts a little. Lean into the process by embracing the lessons, taking good care of yourself, and remembering that your past mistakes don’t define you. Loving healing for the win today!

  • Cancer 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Whew! What a rush! The vibes this Tuesday will be chock full of magnificence. You could actually be feeling pretty dang good if you tap into these energies. Just don’t turn into a monster of a Crab and allow that Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces power to make you salty. You’ve got way too much style to waste on that. Let that intense and breathtaking side of you out to play for a memorable day.

  • Cancer 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Well, what in the actual hoopdie doo is the Moon doing? This Monday, the Moon in Scorpio will be conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. Talk about a firey ish storm of insanity. Yay for the Earth signs, I guess, but this could be a wee bit too in-you-face for a Crab’s comfort. There’s some good news. Among all the chaos, there will be excellent vibes for a greater perspective and even some healing for what ails you. Show those Earth signs how emotional intelligence is done. Tap into the positive vibes, embrace the amazing and you can make it through this Monday on top.

  • Cancer 11-12-23

    Nov 12, 2023… Don’t go over to the dark side, Skywalker! With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, Cancers could be tempted to give in and overindulge on one of their weaknesses — love, money, power, deep fried cheese… Take a step back and recenter yourself, pal. A little splurging from time to time is fine, but don’t go overboard. Like, you can’t swim if you already gave away the ocean. Keep a clear, level head despite the vibes. I know you can!

  • Cancer 11-11-23

    Nov 11, 2023… “Do no harm but take no ish” might as well be tattooed on your forehead — if face tatts weren’t usually a bad idea. Hey, it’s a gift! Today’s energy of the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap and then moving into Scorpio to trine Saturn in Pisces will have strong vibes for rocking your most authentic self, Cancer. Letting people know that you love fiercely but won’t be taking any crap from them just makes your boundaries (and your relationships) strong. So show off your true colors and be proud that the things that make you a fierce friend also keep you tough.

  • Cancer 11-10-23

    Nov 10, 2023… My mama don’t like you, and she likes everyone. Just kidding. My mom probably doesn’t even know you, Cancer. Anyway, today you will likely rejoice in feeling confident and like nothing can get in your way thanks to the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries. That said, being able to avoid temptation may not be easy. Every person has their poison — they’re addicted to food, money, etc. Whatever your poison is, you could find yourself drawn to it and feel like nothing can stand in the way of you and your bliss. Except for me. I’m here to be the blocker of all things addictive. You’re welcome. Confidently stride forward towards accomplishing your goals or helping other people reach their full potential. Whether you feel like working on self-improvement or helping someone else improve their own life, you can totally use the confidence in the air today to make it happen. So, say “No” to temptations and “Heck, Yes” to progress. Say it with me: “Heck to the Yes!”