Category: Cancer AV

Sep 2, 2023… There’s nothing on your face, Cancer, so need to keep checking to see if something’s wrong with you. Unless you’re wearing makeup and then, yes, something is on your face but it’s supposed to be there. The weird mood coming in with a Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Venus in Leo could have you feeling insecure, but instead of checking your mirror for the millionth time, consider if you feel weird or if you’re just hanging with people who make you feel uncomfortable being you. Hey, maybe you are one big lovable weirdo or maybe you just haven’t found your people. Or maybe you’re a big weirdo who needs to find your people. Idk. What I do know is that you are perfect just the way you are, and anyone who doesn’t like it can go smudge themselves, amiright?

Sep 1, 2023… Open mouth, insert bite size candy. Repeat as needed throughout this day because the Moon in Aries will be opposing Mars in Libra. Cue anxiety and hurt feelings, but before you pop off and say the worst possible thing, remember that this energy will be great for slowing down. Like sloth slow. Chill, Cancer. Proceed mindfully through this day, perhaps popping in a delicious treat if you get the urge to swear like a sailor or adjust someone’s attitude for them. Nom, nom, nom your way through this Friday if you need to, Crab.

Aug 31, 2023… Tick, tick, tick, tick. Don’t worry. Today’s energy won’t be a ticking time bomb — more like checking things off your list with this strong assertive vibe of a Moon in Pisces opposing Mercury in Virgo. Forward progress will be the name of the game, and you’ll be up for playing it. Just don’t let your high standards raise you up on a high horse. The view might seem great from there, but judging others and starting drama won’t help you get where you’re going any faster. Stick to your list, and let us be impressed by your ability to navigate the obstacles and keep it moving.

Aug 30, 2023… Check your change game, Crab, because today you’ll need it. The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and oppose the Sun in Virgo. Your relationships could be feeling the shift, but before you get all up in your feelings, remember that this could be an awesome thing. It could mean closer relationships. Honestly, it’ll be about the work you put in. Single pringles could enjoy the self-care time, too. Changes don’t have to be a bad thing so buckle up and enjoy the twisty ride today.

Aug 29, 2023… Side eye will give way to daydreamy looks as the Moon in Aquarius squares Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Your gut feeling will still be spot on, clever Cancer, so you’ll want to see how you can take those feels and apply them to the goals you have for your life. Maybe dust off that bucket list and see what items strike your fancy. If you take this mood and apply it, you just might find you’ll be living the dream. Not sarcastically either. Totally for real. So, get it, Crab!

Aug 28, 2023… I’m going to guess that you didn’t just develop the power to read minds, but it might feel like you did with this intuitive Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to trine Mars in Libra. You won’t have to hang out a psychic shingle and go into business or anything, but you might want to pay attention to the energy you pick up on. If you get a sense of dishonesty, believe it. If you feel like someone could be trustworthy, maybe they are. Trust your feels today, but also remember that other people might be reading you, too. If you’ve got a secret double life out there, Cancer, it could be in danger of being exposed. Make sure your values align with your life because today will be all about shining a light on shady business and seeing our relationships clearly.

Aug 27, 2023… Ew — cooties! If six feet of social distancing doesn’t feel like quite enough for you today, you might be feeling the vibe of a Moon in Cap trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus and Mercury in Virgo. Of course, we’re not talking about actual cooties in the form of yucky germs but more about feeling a need for some serious space. The energetic vibe will be great for doing some solo work on your goals. And if you still want some space: circle, circle, dot, dot, now you’ve had your cooties shot. If that doesn’t help, maybe you need to take five (minutes or hours, idc) and regroup, Cancer.

Aug 26, 2023… Time to rise and grind, sunshine. I’ve got good news and good news for you today. With a Moon in Sag square Mercury in Virgo and Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap to trine the Sun in Virgo, the vibe will be all about deep thoughts (totally your vibe anyway), assertiveness (you can get on board with that), and being one lucky ducky (hey, yay you!). Your multitasking energy could be put to good use today to help you reach your goals. Could look like finally having that convo you’ve been avoiding only to realize you felt better to talk it out. Could be that you’ve been percolating on a plan and now get to put it into action. Whatever you do could be infused with that sense of abundance if you embrace the energy of this day, Cancer.

Aug 25, 2023… Today’s forecast: lots of weird TMI. You might actually dig it, Cancer, with your love of connection. With a Moon in Sag trine Venus in Leo and Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Virgo, you’ll likely find that sharing and over-sharing happens. Maybe you didn’t need to know about your new friend’s recent STI check or the intimate details of someone’s rivalry online. Perhaps you’ve discovered something weird and totally random about someone you love. Just don’t put on your judgy face, Crabby. You might find yourself dishing out some juicy secrets of your own, and you don’t want anyone giving you side eye for it. Chat it up, and be sure that you keep your mind open.

Aug 24, 2023… Order up! Whatever energy you’ve had cooking over the past month will be done now, Crab. Today’s Moon in Sag square the Sun in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces could be strong for closure and tying up all those untidy loose ends. If you haven’t been putting in any work toward a goal, you might also get a cosmic nudge to get on with it already. Time to get percolating, crafty Cancer. Tie up those loose ends or get going on a new project, but make sure whatever you do, you do it with your usual sassy flair.

Aug 23, 2023… Whatever you do today, Cancer, you’ll want to do it like a boss. We’ve got a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces today, and the whole vibe will be about rolling with the punches and staying in control. Maybe the day goes sideways, and maybe it stays right on target with your plan. Whatever it does, if you keep your cool and show it who’s Boss, you could get a welcome surprise or even learn a thing or two. If nothing else, it’ll at least keep you on your toes, Crab.

Aug 22, 2023… Today might just feel like an escape room where you’ve got to think your way to the other side. No problem for you, Cancer! Using logic to solve problems is your whole vibe, and with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Venus in Leo and trine Saturn in Pisces, you’ll definitely be reacting more from logic than feelings today. Your natural gift of empathy combined with today’s energy could have you making powerful points, and you’ll likely be moving with ease toward your goals. Don’t forget to trust your gut, too, as you move toward what you want. Just remember that if today’s an escape room and it’s Tuesday, tacos just might be the prize. Time to use your noggin and figure stuff out.