Category: Cancer AV

Oct 16, 2023… Unicorns, magical mermaids, rainbows ending in obscene piles of gold — this day could feel practically mythical in its magic. You’re going to want to grab some of that for yourself. The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus will bring with it big happy energy. Channel these bright vibes into creating the life you want and building the relationships you desire. The energy will be so flipping ripe for charming others like Cancers love to do. Enjoy the feelings of closeness brought in by this happy energy by being mindful, present, and grateful.

Oct 15, 2023… Beep-boop-bop. Computers overtaking the world! Humans enslaved! Well, don’t worry, that’s not today’s horoscope forecast. Like a computer, your ability to assess and act swiftly is on point with this energy. However, today’s vibes may have Cancers getting a bit… aggressive. Your challenge today will be to find a balance between being hypercritical and being effective. Like a computer, assess your best course of action. Less cranky people means better odds of getting what you want.

Oct 14, 2023… Heart eyes. Eggplant. Taco. Tongue. So many emojis to choose from today, Crabby, so little time. The energy of the Moon in Libra conjunct the Sun will be spicy AF today. The forecast will be good for flirting and generally feeling like one hot MOFO. Wearing something you know you know you look good in will help you feel powerful and confident as you move through this day. Your intense desire for connection could really be feeling this energy.

Oct 13, 2023… Casting a glare at your lover, friend, boss, or child won’t get you far today. Those trust issues you may be tripping on could have you falling flat on your face if you don’t wise up. Hiding from your problems or trying to drink them away won’t work to your advantage, Crabby. Instead, channel the strong energy of the Moon in Libra conjunct Mercury and opposing Chiron in Aries into trusting your intuition rather than your fears. Not every thought that pops in your head will be a true one. Cancers are generally fierce at applying emotional intelligence so do that. Instead of screwing up the relationships you value, you may choose to strengthen them when you own up to your issues rather than projecting them outward. You’ve got this, Twin!

Oct 12, 2023… If you feel like your life just became a game of Giant Jenga and you might be in imminent danger of being crushed beneath everything you need to do, welp, that might be a little dramatic there, Cancer. Okay, it’s totally possible that a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra could bring in a sense of overwhelm, but instead of looking at the mountain of things to do, try to take it one task at a time. Yes, yes… I know you can do more things than that, but to manage the anxiety, just focus on one thing at a time. No need to be buried under it all, Crabby. Take it slow — and let that breath you were holding go. Ah, that’s better!

Oct 11, 2023… Welcome to the frustration station! Don’t worry, Cancer. This doesn’t have to be your stop. No, not even with a Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. While tempers could be even shorter than your patience, you’ll find that today’s vibe won’t be about losing your shirt. The better way to use this energy may be to slow things down. While you like to be first at everything and keep that competitive edge, you also have high standards for your work. If you want to do well and get through this day without stopping at frustration or losing your shirt, you might want to calm your pits and take it easier today, Crabby.

Oct 10, 2023… You don’t DO boredom, amiright, Cancer? You don’t have time for that nonsense. Today’s Virgo Moon energy could have you considering ways to spice something up that’s gotten a bit stale for you. I don’t mean the science experiment you have growing in your fridge either. Ew, Crabby. Throw that out! Instead, you might find a way to upcycle or repurpose something to give it a fresh appeal — or you may find that the thing you want to use is a lesson you’ve learned. Whichever way it goes, I doubt you’ll be bored. You’ll use your clever wit and lightning fast snark to keep up entertained while you make old things new again. Ta-da! Go ahead: take a bow if you want to.

Oct 9, 2023… Sensing squirrely people just might feel like your brand-new superpower with the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus. Your ability to easily lead a double life and make it look easy could have you giving other people some suspicious side eye if you sense they aren’t being upfront with you. Use those intuitive tingles to warn you away from shady deals and people. Today won’t be about jealousy and suspicion but trusting your instincts. They’re golden. Other people? Meh! The jury is still out on that, Crabby.

Oct 8, 2023… Today’s totally chill vibe will be brought to you by the Moon in Leo will square Jupiter in Taurus. Calmer energy will prevail, and don’t be surprised if things take a practical turn, Cancer. Suddenly, tuning into your to-do list might seem like a solid way to spend the day. Just don’t get so relaxed you overlook the details, Crabby. Gulp your magic bean juice, and use this energy to tackle whatever honey do list you’ve set for yourself.

Oct 7, 2023… Today’s vibe will be GO BIG, not go home, Cancer. Just in time for the freaking weekend, we’ll have a Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Mars in Libra, and trine Neptune in Pisces. It could be an amazing day for a big adventure or to tackle one of your many projects. I can’t say this day won’t be filled with drama, but hopefully it’ll be the exciting variety. Jump in, play big, and go see if this day can live up to your large expectations!

Oct 6, 2023… Too twisted to resist it, Cancer? You know how to get cozy with the dark side, and with today’s Moon in Cancer square the Sun in Libra and Chiron in Aries, the energy could be enhancing your dark and twisty nature. Before you dive down that particular rabbit hole, consider that talking it out might help you feel a little more balanced than keeping it all inside. While your energy can switch gears and compartmentalize like nobody’s business, sometimes it could help to get things out in the open. It might not be as bad as you think — but you’ll never know if you don’t speak up and talk it out.

Oct 5, 2023… Is wallowing in regrets really the way you want to spend the day, Cancer? I didn’t think so. With a Moon in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces, it would be easy to spend the day eyeballing every mistake you’ve ever made and wishing for a do-over, but that would just waste this day we’re living right now. Instead of lamenting every missed opportunity or trashy ex, consider using this energy to focus on the progress you’ve made and things you’ve learned. Unless you’re on a collision course for repeating the same mistakes every other minute, you’ve probably figured out some stuff and started doing better. Yay you! That seems like a thing you should celebrate, Crabby. Or go ahead and wallow. You do you, but make sure this day isn’t one you’ll add to the regret pile later.