Category: Cancer AV

Nov 9, 2023… Aww yeah or aww heck no — Extroverted Crabs may find themselves seriously feeling this day’s attention while introverted Cancers may want to take cover until it simmers down a bit. The Moon in Libra will be conjunct Venus. That’s a lot of snuggling! The energy will be ripe for attention, spicy fun, and flirtation. Your deep need for connection will have a good shot at satisfaction today, and if the attention gets overwhelming (or feels unwanted), be sure to use your strong intuition to guide you. Hang with friends if you’ve lost that loving feeling, but if you’ve got it, enjoy it, Crabby.

Nov 8, 2023… The Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, and the energy could be fierce and zany. Think strong vibes getting stronger as the day goes on and stuff going absolutely haywire. Your spectacular balance and ability to do all the things at the same time will serve you well, Cancer. While half the Zodiac goes bananas, you’ll be yogi-calm and ready for whatever. Use your intuition and wisdom to deal with issues as they pop up. Could go either way, so hope any surprises will include free drinks and enjoy the day to the fullest. If ish hits the fan, you’ll deal with that, too — like the boss you are.

Nov 7, 2023… Like when you clean your room and find a pile of moldy dishes, something could be brought up from the past this Tuesday. Sorry, Cancer, but you’re gonna have to deal with those dishes, my dude. Maybe you throw them away. Maybe you drop them into a volcano. Perhaps you try to clean them, if you’re feeling real froggy. Whatever you choose, just get them out of your room so you aren’t haunted by the ghosts of moldy dishes past. Time to clean out the closet.

Nov 6, 2023… Restraint? Huh? Sorry, but that’s not in the Crab’s vocabulary. The emotional Cancers who choose to ignore their horoscope may be getting a lesson in why it’s sometimes very necessary to pull the hell back today. Going too far could just be your middle name this Monday, and with that title may come the realization that you’ve been off the rails just a bit. Dial it down, Boo, or you could just find yourself getting punched in the stomach with a lesson in r-e-s-t-r-a-i-n-t. Of course we don’t want that, so play it as cool (like, arctic) as you know you can be and watch this Monday be epic.

Nov 5, 2023… You could find stones being thrown at you this Sunday, Cancer. And, as we all know, sticks and stones may break your bones… So, are you gonna just stand there and take a beating? Or are you gonna grab the Universe’s stones and give them a good what for?! You have the power to defeat whatever the Universe tries to drop on your head, Cancer. So, channel the higher vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today by embracing the unexpected as opportunity so that you can better handle these stones and launch them right back at the Universe. Heck, you might even find some diamonds. Uhm, score!

Nov 4, 2023… Hold on to your hats because this day could be like riding a rollercoaster… if the rollercoaster was on fire and all the seatbelts were broken. The Moon will be in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus, and all the feels could have you deep in a mood. Focus on communicating your feelings and shifting your perspective to bring the balance you love back into the day. A simple perspective shift could have you feeling like the roller coaster is more virtual reality than reality, meaning you can get off the damn thing any time you want, Cancer.

Nov 3, 2023… Feeling lucky, Cancer? Like there’s no laundry to do, you hit every light green, you find $20 in your pocket, and you’re getting some loving later? The Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces — and that lucky feeling may be the vibe today. Communications clear up, and your entire life may open up to a new perspective. Embrace that feeling of being free — whether getting lucky (with yourself or someone else) will be on the agenda or not.

Nov 2, 2023… Grab your crown and settle into your throne of shells, Cancer, because you could be in charge of taking care of important issues this Thursday. All Hail the Ruler of the Galaxy! Okay, back it up. If people look to you as an advisor, don’t let it go to your head. Being the center of attention as a guru and guide could serve to stoke your ego and over-excite that little chant in the back of your brain that screams out. Try not to let that little voice take over, Cancer. There are more ways to rule than there are ways to chop off a tyrant’s head. Keep that in mind while you lend an ear and pass on your well of wisdom like the boss you are.

Nov 1, 2023… Grab your notebook and get your sexy school uniform out of the closet, because today will likely be full of learning experiences! Will that be a good thing? Maybe! That will be up to you, Cancer. The face smack of the Moon in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces might throw some hard lessons at you, but that doesn’t mean you’ve gotta stand there and take a dodgeball to the face. Tap into your passionate nature and use it to take on today’s lessons like you’re preparing for an intergalactic battle with space androids! I’m placing my bets on you, Crab.

Oct 31, 2023… If you’ve been totally ignoring your health like most people, then congrats because this Monday’s vibes will be perfect for a wake up call and health check-in, Cancer. The Moon in Gemini will square Venus in Virgo, so take a break and listen to your body. I mean, really listen. Whether you haven’t been eating right, exercising at all, or maybe haven’t had time to properly de-stress, health neglect can take a huge toll on your mental and physical well-being. Even if only for a few moments, ask your body what it needs. You’ll be glad you do.

Oct 30, 2023… Cancers are often emotionally as deep as the ocean and their penchant for intuition may cause some inner and outer turmoil as the Moon conjuncts the Sun this Monday. Plus with the incoming two-faced Gemini Moon, you’ll want to be extra careful of lying, either to yourself or to others. Even little white lies and hidden truths aren’t as innocent as they seem, and honestly — you’ll probably get busted for them. Maybe not today. But eventually? For sure. The truth can accomplish so much more than lies can. Fly on higher vibes and stick with the truth, Crabby. You’ll be glad you did.

Oct 29, 2023… The Universe will be making you breakfast this Sunday and the main dish will be a huge helping of what in the world is going on, served with a side of hashbrowns! But, that’s 2023, am I right? Cancer, if you’ve been sailing on higher vibes and really staying on top of issues, you may just find that stuff turns out to be better than you imagined. If you’ve been struggling to put on a brave face and maybe have tried ignoring your problems, you could be in for a stale breakfast biscuit. So, this Sunday, spit it out and take decisive action and have brunch on your own terms. Take that, Universe!