Category: Cancer AV

Nov 13, 2023… Well, what in the actual hoopdie doo is the Moon doing? This Monday, the Moon in Scorpio will be conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. Talk about a firey ish storm of insanity. Yay for the Earth signs, I guess, but this could be a wee bit too in-you-face for a Crab’s comfort. There’s some good news. Among all the chaos, there will be excellent vibes for a greater perspective and even some healing for what ails you. Show those Earth signs how emotional intelligence is done. Tap into the positive vibes, embrace the amazing and you can make it through this Monday on top.

Nov 12, 2023… Don’t go over to the dark side, Skywalker! With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, Cancers could be tempted to give in and overindulge on one of their weaknesses — love, money, power, deep fried cheese… Take a step back and recenter yourself, pal. A little splurging from time to time is fine, but don’t go overboard. Like, you can’t swim if you already gave away the ocean. Keep a clear, level head despite the vibes. I know you can!

Nov 11, 2023… “Do no harm but take no ish” might as well be tattooed on your forehead — if face tatts weren’t usually a bad idea. Hey, it’s a gift! Today’s energy of the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap and then moving into Scorpio to trine Saturn in Pisces will have strong vibes for rocking your most authentic self, Cancer. Letting people know that you love fiercely but won’t be taking any crap from them just makes your boundaries (and your relationships) strong. So show off your true colors and be proud that the things that make you a fierce friend also keep you tough.

Nov 10, 2023… My mama don’t like you, and she likes everyone. Just kidding. My mom probably doesn’t even know you, Cancer. Anyway, today you will likely rejoice in feeling confident and like nothing can get in your way thanks to the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries. That said, being able to avoid temptation may not be easy. Every person has their poison — they’re addicted to food, money, etc. Whatever your poison is, you could find yourself drawn to it and feel like nothing can stand in the way of you and your bliss. Except for me. I’m here to be the blocker of all things addictive. You’re welcome. Confidently stride forward towards accomplishing your goals or helping other people reach their full potential. Whether you feel like working on self-improvement or helping someone else improve their own life, you can totally use the confidence in the air today to make it happen. So, say “No” to temptations and “Heck, Yes” to progress. Say it with me: “Heck to the Yes!”

Nov 9, 2023… Aww yeah or aww heck no — Extroverted Crabs may find themselves seriously feeling this day’s attention while introverted Cancers may want to take cover until it simmers down a bit. The Moon in Libra will be conjunct Venus. That’s a lot of snuggling! The energy will be ripe for attention, spicy fun, and flirtation. Your deep need for connection will have a good shot at satisfaction today, and if the attention gets overwhelming (or feels unwanted), be sure to use your strong intuition to guide you. Hang with friends if you’ve lost that loving feeling, but if you’ve got it, enjoy it, Crabby.

Nov 8, 2023… The Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, and the energy could be fierce and zany. Think strong vibes getting stronger as the day goes on and stuff going absolutely haywire. Your spectacular balance and ability to do all the things at the same time will serve you well, Cancer. While half the Zodiac goes bananas, you’ll be yogi-calm and ready for whatever. Use your intuition and wisdom to deal with issues as they pop up. Could go either way, so hope any surprises will include free drinks and enjoy the day to the fullest. If ish hits the fan, you’ll deal with that, too — like the boss you are.

Nov 7, 2023… Like when you clean your room and find a pile of moldy dishes, something could be brought up from the past this Tuesday. Sorry, Cancer, but you’re gonna have to deal with those dishes, my dude. Maybe you throw them away. Maybe you drop them into a volcano. Perhaps you try to clean them, if you’re feeling real froggy. Whatever you choose, just get them out of your room so you aren’t haunted by the ghosts of moldy dishes past. Time to clean out the closet.

Nov 6, 2023… Restraint? Huh? Sorry, but that’s not in the Crab’s vocabulary. The emotional Cancers who choose to ignore their horoscope may be getting a lesson in why it’s sometimes very necessary to pull the hell back today. Going too far could just be your middle name this Monday, and with that title may come the realization that you’ve been off the rails just a bit. Dial it down, Boo, or you could just find yourself getting punched in the stomach with a lesson in r-e-s-t-r-a-i-n-t. Of course we don’t want that, so play it as cool (like, arctic) as you know you can be and watch this Monday be epic.

Nov 5, 2023… You could find stones being thrown at you this Sunday, Cancer. And, as we all know, sticks and stones may break your bones… So, are you gonna just stand there and take a beating? Or are you gonna grab the Universe’s stones and give them a good what for?! You have the power to defeat whatever the Universe tries to drop on your head, Cancer. So, channel the higher vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today by embracing the unexpected as opportunity so that you can better handle these stones and launch them right back at the Universe. Heck, you might even find some diamonds. Uhm, score!

Nov 4, 2023… Hold on to your hats because this day could be like riding a rollercoaster… if the rollercoaster was on fire and all the seatbelts were broken. The Moon will be in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus, and all the feels could have you deep in a mood. Focus on communicating your feelings and shifting your perspective to bring the balance you love back into the day. A simple perspective shift could have you feeling like the roller coaster is more virtual reality than reality, meaning you can get off the damn thing any time you want, Cancer.

Nov 3, 2023… Feeling lucky, Cancer? Like there’s no laundry to do, you hit every light green, you find $20 in your pocket, and you’re getting some loving later? The Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces — and that lucky feeling may be the vibe today. Communications clear up, and your entire life may open up to a new perspective. Embrace that feeling of being free — whether getting lucky (with yourself or someone else) will be on the agenda or not.

Nov 2, 2023… Grab your crown and settle into your throne of shells, Cancer, because you could be in charge of taking care of important issues this Thursday. All Hail the Ruler of the Galaxy! Okay, back it up. If people look to you as an advisor, don’t let it go to your head. Being the center of attention as a guru and guide could serve to stoke your ego and over-excite that little chant in the back of your brain that screams out. Try not to let that little voice take over, Cancer. There are more ways to rule than there are ways to chop off a tyrant’s head. Keep that in mind while you lend an ear and pass on your well of wisdom like the boss you are.