Category: Capricorn AV

Smashing cans on your head and breathing fire aren’t the only ways to show how hardcore you are, Cap! Yeah, please don’t do those things unless you’re a professional. Instead, you could take in the assertive energies floating around today. Just be sure you use your head (to think) while being assertive, like maybe researching information before arguing your points or collecting more information about a situation. Higher thinking? Check. Assertion? Double check. You’ve got this in the bag, Cappy.

Okay, who ordered the return of creepy stalker clowns? It was you, wasn’t it, Cappy? Okay, maybe that’s not on the table for today, but today could just unleash weird energies. Anything could happen. Aliens, volcanic eruptions, land invasion of sea monsters — but there could also be good unexpected things, like someone spontaneously helping you out. Try living it up with the strange energies, Cap. Paint the town purple (red is too predictable)!

Do do do do. Or don’t do do do do? Self doubt is how Cappy do do do do, amiright? Watch out, because there could be some self doubt intermingled with the action energies and learning vibes today. While you’ll likely be able to put awesome thought into the schemes you carry out today, you may find that overthinking could squash your plans altogether. Take charge of your mind to steer away from anxieties over the uncertainties. You got this, Cap.

Sup, homeslice? Well, here’s the tea. Cappy, prepare for energies of change and relationship issues today. On one hand, you’ll likely be able to ride the day’s surprises and changes with ease, but then getting wrapped up in that could take your attention away from the people who need you. You’ll likely be able to overcome that through balance and diplomacy. I believe in you!

Wakey, wakey, eggs and responsibilities! Cappy, while you might be tempted to hide from the vibes today, you’ll likely benefit most from stepping out of dreamland and back into reality for the day. After all, there will be big energies for personal growth, insight, and maturity that you can channel into getting stuff done. The sooner you take care of your duties, the sooner you can get back to your fantasies — with less to be anxious about. That sounds like a win to me.

All the coffee in the world probably can’t prepare you for the stupidity of communication issues that may be your Wednesday, Capricorn. Today shall likely reflect wonderful energies for endless misunderstandings. Perhaps try a call or a video chat rather than a text and consider body language and tone, as that can help you get your point across. Make like a steaming cup of fresh coffee and stay strong, Cappy.

Where’s an Easy Button when you need one? Today could have you looking desperately for a short cut or Easy Button to help you see your way clear to the next step. While challenges will definitely be present, the solution will be simple. Figuring out your priorities and sticking to them will be paramount in getting yourself where you want to go. If self-care tops your list, then boundaries may be necessary to make it happen. If you really need to confront a conflict you’ve been ignoring, today’s the day, my friend. If you stick to your handy dandy priorities list, you won’t feel so beset by challenges and can smoothly move to the next phase on your path to world domination or what-have-you. If that’s not motivation, I’m not talking to a Cappy.

Make cookies, not murder! I’m not saying I think you’re a serial killer or anything, Cappy (we all know that’s a Gemini thing). However… It could be very easy to give into your emotions today. And if those feelings tend towards anger, well, you see how that could play out. Still, it’s good and healthy to feel your feels! Just don’t let them control your actions. Stay in charge, Cap.

Get fired up, Cappy! No, we’re not playing with fire this Sunday. Rather, you could find yourself getting heated as today reflects energies of unexpected change. That could really rub you the wrong way if you let it. Then again, you could turn this game of surprises into an opportunity to test your flexibility as you roll with the punches. You may very well have fun with such vibes after all. You got this, Cap.

Saturdays are meant for sleeping, right? Not for an uphill battle you have zero energy for climbing. Today’s energy may seem like a cluster of crazy challenges, and while you may want to pull the covers up over your head, pull instead a Mr. Rogers and go looking for helpers. It might just be a beautiful day in the neighborhood if you focus on finding ways to help and look for others doing the same. If you can manage that, I’m sure there will be a cardigan and slippers just waiting for you at home to relax after you’ve successfully showered the world with your love, help, and wisdom, Cappy.

“I don’t get” it is basically a curse word to Capricorns, yet that could be your experience this Friday. After all, the vibe today will unleash miscommunication vibes that will likely promote issues with understanding people. Instead of wondering what in tarnation is wrong with this idiot or that goober, try to seek out ways you can relate to them. Perhaps you’ve had similar struggles or share common interests. Bridge the gap! You got this, Cap.

You’ll rue the day you crossed ME, Universe. Cappy, drop the vengeful agenda. Sure, the universe will encourage vibes of self doubt and reality checks. Despite those vibes though, you have the power to intentionally NOT drop your dreamy pursuits. Continue to plan on the ones you have now or create new ones to chase. If anything, you can get revenge by ignoring the Universe’s dumb energies and choosing to happily achieve your dreams this Thursday. Get it, Cap!