Category: Capricorn AV

Apr 6, 2023… Forget making your body swole. Muscle up your brain, Cap! Indeed, the Moon in Libra will be opposing Jupiter in Aries today. That means there will be brainy vibes that could be epic for chasing opportunities of higher learning. Don’t be afraid to seek out a little learning high this Thursday. A smart mind is a marvelous mind, and you could really sharpen your appeal by updating your hard drive — to be clear, I mean your brain. Don’t make it weird. Wise and shine, Cap.

Apr 5, 2023… Do you like to move it, move it, Cap?! Well, taking steps to see the culmination of your work will likely be promoted by the Moon in Libra opposing the Sun and Chiron in Aries. In particular, this aspect will release epic energies for chasing your dreams and making connections. Combining these energies with a look at how far you’ve come could even inspire you to seek new dreams or reignite your desire to continue charging towards current goals. Keep going, Cappy.

Apr 4, 2023… Cap, try not to choke on your coffee as you digest all the craziness coming your way this Tuesday. To kick things off, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Libra to square Mars in Cancer. You could be in for some challenges but they will likely be helpful for self discovery and healing. Wait, there’s more! You could encounter some emotional moments as you conquer obstacles, but there will be chances for growth in these moments. After all… you are the GOAT, so this will be nothing but a good thing and you can climb right over it. Roll with it, Cappy.

Apr 3, 2023… Not slapping an idiot’s face off may be a small victory, but it’s a peak Capricorn victory to celebrate nonetheless. While biting your tongue might not be your style, you likely won’t even need to do so today if you channel the vibes. What vibes? The vibes with the power! More specifically, the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus and Venus in Taurus, and it will promote energies of diplomacy and tact. Put on your best face and brave this world full of dumba — I mean people. Good luck, Cap.

Apr 2, 2023… Just pour some coffee in an IV bag and leave me be. Yeah, Cap, the morning could be rough thanks to Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces. Talk about hangover vibes! However, in midday the vibe should pick up. By the afternoon, you will likely discover that applying recently learned lessons can help you conquer the day. Don’t let a low vibe morning crush your whole day. Crush the vibes instead!

Jan 3, 2023… Feeling cute. Might eat all of my stress this Tuesday. IDK. Cap, stop that right the fork now. Yes, the Gemini Moon conjunct Mars could be unleashing obstacles out the wazoo. Yeah, that can be pretty stressful. You know what else it can be, though? An ideal opportunity for building resilience and showing the Universe just how tough a Capricorn truly is. Don’t eat the stress of having to fight for your goals. Deal with it. Beat it. Then maybe you can have a lil’ healthy victory snack. Eat that, Universe!

Jan 2, 2023… Don’t butter your biscuits just yet, Cap! There will be fantastic vibes for improved communication this Monday thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap. As long as you channel the vibes into positive communication, you can’t go wrong. However, if you rage out and burn biscuits left and right, there will be no deliciousness to butter up. Even if there are tense situations today, you can handle your emotions and chat thoughtfully with solutions in mind rather than, like, setting things on fire (literally and figuratively). Okay, butter away. And don’t forget the jam, Goat!

Jan 1, 2023… Life just dumped a load on ya, huh? A load of lemons, that is! Cap, you could be in for learning some serious lessons and sipping on that life lemonade thanks to the Taurus Moon conjunct Uranus. Things could taste sour and sweet, but that’s the price of freshly squeezed lemons. In the end, though, it’ll be worth taking on the sour lessons because goodness through growth comes after the downpour of citrus fruits, my friend. Fresh squeezed lemonade! Get it while the going’s good, Goat.