Category: Capricorn AV

Mar 4, 2023… BOO! Did I get ya?! Well, Cap, you’ll likely want to keep your eyes peeled as the Moon in Leo trine Venus and Jupiter in Aries and square Uranus in Taurus unleashes interesting energies this Saturday. You could experience some unexpected twists and turns throughout the day, and that’s something you can either grow with or get torn down by. Your greatest challenge might just be learning to roll with the punches rather than breaking down if things don’t go according to plan. Exercise flexibility of your brain, Cappy. In turn, you could surprise the Universe. Oh yeahhh.

Mar 3, 2023… Rabbit hole got your brain, Cap? Gross. You might be better off throwing your tongue to the Cheshire cat. The Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and then moving into Leo will unleash mind boggling vibes that will likely promote difficulty with thinking. You could experience some serious mind blocks one minute and the next your brain could go into overdrive, leading to over analysis. Still that swinging pendulum of madness by finding your zen. You could try some relaxation techniques or just do a little, simple thing that makes you happy. Onward and out of the rabbit hole you go!

Mar 2, 2023… Tempted to tell everyone to grow the heck up. Tempted to say fork it and leave. Either way, f-bombs could be locked and loaded, ready to fire away. Today’s vibes will be VERY easy-going, but it won’t be easy to feel like the only adult adulting on a day when you might actually like to be relaxing on a beach or reading for pleasure. Stepping over obstacles and keeping your balance will help you navigate the vibes of the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. So many feels, so few hecks given. Find a way to balance your need for fun with your need to get stuff done, and you might be able to get through this day without dropping any f-bombs at all.

Mar 1, 2023… PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! Itty, bitty ego. Cappy, the Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries will unleash vibes that could have you feeling downright minimized. Instead of second guessing your brilliance or getting hung up on snide comments from others, you can challenge yourself to boost your own ego. Slap your own fine behind and remember all that you’ve accomplished so far. Yeahhh. There’s a lot of greatness in those memories. You are anything but minimal, Cap. Shine on!

Feb 28, 2023… People who want to teach you a lesson could find themselves eating a knuckle sandwich with the big mood of a Moon in Gemini trine Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius. Before someone has to come up with bail money, be aware that the energy will be all about nurturing and big feelings. Sometimes, people can go overboard because they think they know what’s best for you. Only you know what’s actually best for you, but try to have a little compassion for the people who care even if they go about it all wrong. Tap into your highest sense of self and be kind instead of cantankerous today when met with these pushy vibes. Keep your boundaries strong and try to serve up kindness rather than knuckle sandwiches, crazy Cappy.

Feb 27, 2023… Hard is the mind that’s full of rock hard poop. Cap, the Moon in Gemini conjunct Mars will reflect energies that will likely throw your imagination off kilter. Sure, thinking inside the box likely won’t be an issue. However, you could experience a block if you attempt to color even a centimeter outside the lines. Will you play it safe and roll with the norms? Or shall you valiantly fight the vibes for your right to creativity?! It’s your choice, Cappy. You do you… brave hero (wink, nudge)!

Feb 26, 2023… Imma crack your head open like a pistachio, Cap. Wait! That wasn’t a threat! You see, the Moon in Gemini square the Sun in Pisces will be promoting awesome energies for practicing open-mindedness, so it could be like your head’s a cracked open nut. Get it? We’ll laugh about this someday, just you wait. In the meantime, you can make use of the energies in other ways, like trying out a new, unusual hobby or giving someone’s wacky idea the benefit of the doubt. Keep your mind wide open, Cappy.

Feb 25, 2023… Get brainy with it, Cappy! Or naw. This Saturday, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius will initiate a shift to more thoughtful vibes — as in overthinking all the things. A LOT. While this could put a damper on your day, you might instead choose to challenge the Universe and rise above getting stuck in your head. Yeah, that’s an option. While you’re at it, give the Universe your finest middle finger salute. The energies can’t bring you down unless you let them. Kick the Universe’s behind and take home the trophy.

Feb 24, 2023… Backflips, front flips, side flips! Cap, you could be doing ALL the flips as you tango with the overdo it energies of the Moon in Taurus sextile the Sun in Pisces. You will likely face challenges to keep excess under control, but you can use your head to dial back the vibes into useful doses. Feel free to enjoy the things you have earned. You don’t have to let a battle to tame the energies ruin your enjoyment of what you’ve worked hard for. That, my friend, could be your greatest challenge today. I believe in you, Cappy.

Jan 3, 2023… Feeling cute. Might eat all of my stress this Tuesday. IDK. Cap, stop that right the fork now. Yes, the Gemini Moon conjunct Mars could be unleashing obstacles out the wazoo. Yeah, that can be pretty stressful. You know what else it can be, though? An ideal opportunity for building resilience and showing the Universe just how tough a Capricorn truly is. Don’t eat the stress of having to fight for your goals. Deal with it. Beat it. Then maybe you can have a lil’ healthy victory snack. Eat that, Universe!

Jan 2, 2023… Don’t butter your biscuits just yet, Cap! There will be fantastic vibes for improved communication this Monday thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap. As long as you channel the vibes into positive communication, you can’t go wrong. However, if you rage out and burn biscuits left and right, there will be no deliciousness to butter up. Even if there are tense situations today, you can handle your emotions and chat thoughtfully with solutions in mind rather than, like, setting things on fire (literally and figuratively). Okay, butter away. And don’t forget the jam, Goat!

Jan 1, 2023… Life just dumped a load on ya, huh? A load of lemons, that is! Cap, you could be in for learning some serious lessons and sipping on that life lemonade thanks to the Taurus Moon conjunct Uranus. Things could taste sour and sweet, but that’s the price of freshly squeezed lemons. In the end, though, it’ll be worth taking on the sour lessons because goodness through growth comes after the downpour of citrus fruits, my friend. Fresh squeezed lemonade! Get it while the going’s good, Goat.