Category: Capricorn AV

Jul 9, 2024… What if we just DIDN’T today? You feel me, Cappy? Well, the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Virgo will promote treating yourself with a side of laziness. Great! Well, except if you go all in and indulge yourself while totally ignoring responsibilities. You can avoid a worst case scenario by making your way to meet in the middle. Take on urgent tasks while making time for your need to relax or do self-care. Challenge yourself to find that sweet, salty middle ground. You can make it to the top, one task and one nap at a time. Go for greatness, Cap.

Jul 8, 2024… Light it up like DYNAMITE. Just don’t hold onto that explosive stick after it’s been lit, Cappy. While the Moon in Leo square Mars in Taurus and trine Chiron in Aries will reflect awesome vibes for going after what you want, it will be important to remember to use your good sense when making a move. It’s one of those “think before you leap” kinda things, buddy. Times have been particularly trying, but keeping your head aligned with your heart can help you from going too far when extremes may otherwise seem very tempting. Make the most of this, Goat!

Jul 7, 2024… Wut r werds? If sentences seem far too challenging, by all means break into an interpretive dance instead, Cap. That Leo Moon conjunct Mercury and opposing Pluto in Aquarius could have the whole Zodiac jacked up. It may be a good time to see the big picture — since a picture is supposed to be worth a thousand words anyway. What do you want for your life? What direction are you heading, and are you good with that? Use this energy to think things out, and don’t worry about trying to find all the right words. They’ve ding-dong ditched us, and there’s little we can do about it. Interpretive dance it is! DJ, play that funky music! (busts a move)

Jul 6, 2024… Have you ever thrown a boomerang that never came back, Cappy? Well, today could kind of feel like that. Imagine it. There may be some vibes of emotional distance, which will likely leave people (people is you) feeling lonely and out of sorts, possibly even abandoned. Challenge yourself to get out of the funk, because you likely won’t wanna miss the later awesomeness coming in with pleasant surprises. Fortify your mind and battle on, Cap. To victory!

Jul 5, 2024… Pour some honey on yourself and get ready to wrestle! Cap, if struggles with unexpected changes have been getting you down, you can rejoice in knowing that the Moon in Cancer conjunct the Sun and trine Saturn in Pisces will be all about healing. There will be epic energies for overcoming negativity and stress this Friday, so soak it up and put it into action. Between the vibes and a dollop of optimism, you can work through stress to heal both mentally and spiritually, mind and soul. Stay sticky and sweet, Goat.

Jul 4, 2024… Time to declutter — Cappy, no! That doesn’t mean throwing out your emotions. You NEED those. Sure, the early day Moon in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer may promote a desire to limit expansion, which can be great for a sort of spring cleaning of your head and heart. However, late in the day or evening brings on bigger, more epic energies. What a doozy! Basically, the vibes can be used to open the door of opportunity for clearing your mind of unresolved issues so you can focus on future awesomeness. Take out the trash, Goat.

Jul 3, 2024… Like ice skating on a thinly frozen pond of acid, Capricorns will likely face challenges with balancing good and bad today. While that could produce vibes of optimism and exuberance, there’s not a huge leap from this to becoming careless and restless. Don’t let the energy in the air push you through the ice into the acid. If you can keep up vibing with epic cool, you will show the Universe exactly where it can stick it. Skate on, Goat. Take whatever life throws at you and make a fricking beauty of a thing from it.

Jul 2, 2024… If you feel like losing your ever-loving shirt on someone, simmer the fun down, Cappy. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and moving into Gemini and trine Pluto in Aquarius, we expected nothing less than an uber-emotional vibe today. So, if you find yourself at odds with someone (even if that someone is actually yourself) maybe consider taking a break before doing anything impetuous. Instead of reacting and lashing out on someone for it, figure out what wounds you have that need healing. I’m not talking about the kind of wounds you get when the people you lash out at punch you in the kisser. I’m talking about your inner wounds that allowed you to get triggered in the first place. If you lean in to some healing, you could weather this emotional day with a skip in your step rather than a limp from a fight. Get me, Goat?

Jul 1, 2024… Maybe you don’t have a burning desire to belt out R-E-S-P-E-C-T, but whatever you want and need will be on the tip of your tongue this morning, Cappy, and if you just took that in a dirty way, quit being a perv and try to keep up. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Mars, you’ll be able to pair your assertive nature with some pretty powerful communication. Not only will you be able to say what you need to say, you could use the energy to make time for the things that matter most. You don’t have to sing it out, loud and proud, but use the mood to have your say (in the nicest way). Didn’t someone say the Universe favors the bold, Goat? Or be bold and beautiful? Whatever people say, go out and be brilliant!

Jun 30, 2024… Therapist to Cappy: What do we do when we need to talk about a problem? Cap: Start a fight. Therapist: No. Cap: Look at memes until the problem goes away? Therapist: (gives up). If you just read this and thought “big relate”, you are not alone. But there’s good news! With a Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius, the vibe will be super-strong for connecting, learning, and listening. If you can use your assertiveness to be direct without being confrontational, you could work through conflict and help heal a relationship or solve a problem. You’ll have to put down the memes for a minute though, Goat. But let the good vibes flow and reach out and touch someone — um, figuratively and appropriately of course. (blushes)

Jun 29, 2024… Digging in your heels may seem like a good idea when you feel like someone is yanking your chain, but doing it as a matter of principle could be a bit excessive, Cappy. With a Moon Aries conjunct Chiron and square Venus and Mercury in Cancer, you might be inclined to be even more stubborn than usual (cue shock and horror — from the rest of the Zodiac anyway). Your natural assertiveness can be a superpower but only when you use it for good. Standing up for your beliefs may require tenacity, but refusing to open your mind could just be boneheaded. Change happens. Disappointment happens. Other perspectives exist. If you can wrap your beautiful brain around these facts and even try to see the lessons in them, you might just find that going with the flow will be a heck of a lot more relaxing than digging in your heels for no good reason. Relax, let go, and enjoy the ride. You’ve got this, Goat.

Jun 28, 2024… You did it, Cappy! You’ve made it to Friday, the day that opens the freakin weekend. With a Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and then moving into Aries to square the Sun in Cancer, you could be kicking off the best days of the week with some light to moderate TLC. I don’t mean Chasing Waterfalls either. No, I’m talking love — for yourself or someone else. Who doesn’t love that loving feeling? Go on and make this the best day ever — even if you have to do that virtually! Be sure to do some serious self-care for the most important relationship in your life — the one with yourself.