Category: Gemini AV

Are you surrounded by idiots? Maybe. But if you’re giving into the whims of a superiority complex today, Gemini, don’t. After all, there’s something we can learn from basically everyone. Don’t stick your nose in the air, because you just might end up missing the “Do not enter!” sign and find yourself falling into wet concrete. Then the idiots will be laughing at you. Keep yourself humble and your mind open, Gem. This stuff could be your downfall today. Literally. So, tap into your sense of security and love — and you will rock this day like the amazing YOU that you are.

The Universe will likely be tossing some lemons your way today, Gemini. Will you catch them and make some lemonade or are you just gonna let yourself get pelted by citrus fruits? The only one standing in your way of a delicious, thirst-quenching beverage will be you, pal. Step out of the line of fire! Whatever new responsibilities may pop up today, you CAN handle them. You WILL handle them. Because you’re a Gem and Gems don’t run away from responsibility. Now give me a “Heck to the Yeah!” and go get your lemonade made. I’m thirsty.

Moody and broody? Pull your head out of your booty, Gemini. Bwahahaha! Eh… today, you may not be in the mood for nonsense. Instead, you could be grappling with conflicting emotions. Be sure to dial back the judgment — of yourself and others — and give yourself space to process and heal. Feeling tongue-tied? Write, paint, or even sing out those feels until your head pops free from the place where the sun don’t shine and you can breathe again. This vibe be fantastic for people who are willing to embrace the feels!

Just when you think your temper, admirably held in check, will blow, the air clears. You breathe easier. Your luck could be changing, Gem. It’s a new month. You’ll likely find communication to be easier — fewer misunderstandings, more clarity, and maybe even a little more empathy with today’s vibes. Speaking up for yourself won’t require raising your voice. Your creative side could be applied to communicating your point in a way that the listener will receive well if you stick to facts over stubborn opinions. You’ve got this, tiger (um, Gem).

Keep calm? How about you go smudge yourself with your Carry On nonsense because this Gemini has had enough nonsense! Indeed… it could be said that Geminis can get a tad bit stubbornly attached to certain outcomes. If things start going sideways, they may slap the big red button and then wanna slap the nearest twenty people. Sometimes storms arise and delay your plans and That Is Actually Okay. Instead of using your energy in a nuclear meltdown of insane proportions, use your brain to reevaluate and move forward. Your goal may still be achievable, even if there are a few detours along the way.

“You fill out those jeans really well!” “Are you calling me fat?!” Uggghhhhh, miscommunication may be in your future today, Gemini. Try not to pull out your hair, though! And, please, don’t kill the village idiot. They’re kinda funny. Instead, practicing patience and being able to walk away if things get heated could be just the ticket to getting you through the miscommunication madness. Not everyone will always be on the same page with you. Nor can everyone keep up with the speed of your mind. Keep that at the forefront of your brain when dealing with people today. And if someone gets super salty over a misunderstanding, it’s okay to walk away. I mean, let’s be honest, here. When you go to a battle of wits against an idiot, nobody wins. Save your energy and just walk away. Stay chill and don’t poison anyone’s coffee, Twins. No matter how badly they annoy you.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Gemini? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Gem. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need. This message has been brought to you by Mom Friends Stand United (Don’t bother looking that up. It’s not a real thing. Probably.).

Ever wanted to be in a real-life murder mystery? Well, just like in the game Clue, everything may not be what it seems. There may be vibes of conflicting emotions and maybe even some delusions. You’ll want to stay on your toes so that your brain doesn’t get totally scrambled. Stay grounded and trust your brain, Gem. You can think your way through the vibes and come out victorious. So, who did it? Was it the butler?

Sit down and get ready for your world to start shaking! Today, Geminis could be faced with an earthquake from the tectonic plates that have been moving towards them. Those problems that have been building up in your life? Whether you’ve been preparing to take cover or have been spending your time ignoring the warnings will seriously impact how you get through these seismic tremors. You are NOT the Universe’s victim, but in order to deal with problems, you need to actually DEAL with them. You dig me? Prepare for battle, Gem. It’s deal o’clock.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. That’ll be the vibe today, at least, for you, Gemini. A born master of many things, you can adult like a mofo. Now you just need to step up and get started. You’ll find it easier today to make the right choice. Trust your intuition. If you stay open, today’s energy will offer opportunities for learning and personal growth. Go get them, Twins.

Look, Gemini, your passionate nature is just one of the many reasons people love you — but you may want to back the feck up just a little today and try to cool your jets. You’ll be feeling the waves of energy for this, um, interesting weekend. Energy may be all well and good — you know, after everyone’s had coffee and a chance to wake up — but too much can come across as overbearing. I’m not saying don’t be you. Channel your energy into the things that will make your life better like tackling a goal or putting a little romance back into your relationship. Keep being passionate, wonderful you — but make that energy your b*tch today instead of the other way around.

Bystanders may be unsure if your slow blink today will be communicating Morse code or if that’s just your WTF-face. Geminis often have natural-born practicality, and it can actually be quite the surprise when you learn that there are things that actually fall outside of your control — like every-dang-body else. The good news? You can control your dang self. Once you realize just how much power lies in controlling your own thoughts and behaviors, you’ll be ready for any surprises that could pop up today. Own that stuff, the way Gems were meant to!