Imagine waking up in a field of roses, but they’re mutated roses with foot long thorns and the thorns are impaling you. Yikes, right? Well, the day could start out with similar sickening feelings for the Geminis. Instead of physical pain, though, the thorns are piercing through your emotions. WTH is up with fecking feelings, anyway? Fortunately, one of your superpowers is turning your frown upsidedown and finding comfort in being grounded. Wield it fiercely today and believe that you can get yourself out of this rough patch. Because, you can. Tell any patch of badass roses you come across: “Get rekt, mate!” Remember, you’re fabulously strong, inside and out.
Category: Gemini AV
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Gemini 3-19-26
Movies totally make clearing your desk look like a satisfying act. Like, if you just knock it all to the floor, you’ll feel better. Trust me, you won’t, Gemini. At least not for more than a minute when you realize you have to clean it back up. Today could bring on feeling a bit overwhelmed. Okay, totally overwhelmed. Maybe a little unbalanced in a way that’s making people edge slowly away from you. Rather than clearing your desk in a typical cinematic gesture, you might want to start small. Your natural assertiveness will help you figure out a thing to do and start doing it. It doesn’t have to be done in a day, but start where you can and get to work.
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Gemini 3-18-26
Woah there, Gemini! I’d say hold your horses, but you don’t do that, do you? But today’s energy will be like the Universe telling you to chill the fluff out. Tempers could flare with communication on the fritz, but instead of trying to push your way through this day in typical Gemini fashion, try to slow up a little and take your time. This day won’t be a cake walk, but it doesn’t have to be a dumpster fire either.
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Gemini 3-17-26
If you suddenly feel inspired to upcycle something lying around the house, you could blame Pinterest or these vibes today. The energy could definitely be all about finding practical uses for stuff you’ve learned or have lying around. That doesn’t mean you have to start some epic Pinterest project, but it could mean that past lessons could have purpose today. However you use this vibe, your energy, assertiveness, and amusement could take you far. Have fun with it, and try not to get too crazy with the glue gun or whatever, Gemini!
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Gemini 3-16-26
Before you go scrawling your signature on the dotted line, you might want to double check for funny business, Gemini. Today xcould have you wanting to risk it all on a big chance — or a big purchase. Um, maybe don’t? At least do your research first. If a fool’s born every minute, try not to be one of them, Gem. If it looks too good to be true, it probably is, and while you love being a wide-eyed dreamer, try not to be one deep in buyer’s remorse tomorrow.
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Gemini 3-15-26
Um, hello, hangover, amiright? You could be feeling it — whether that’s an emotional one or from adult beverages. You could be settling down a bit with today’s lower key energy today. The whole vibe will have a practical shift where details will make a difference. So… less of a Sunday Funday and more of a self-care practice. Your go-get-em energy may want to simmer down and enjoy a leisurely day, Gemini, as you start to take stock of what’s around you. Those little details could make a big difference as you roll up into another week. But shhh … it’s still the weekend. Let’s just enjoy it while it lasts.
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Gemini 3-14-26
Let’s make some noise! It’s Satur-yay, Gemini, and whether you’re up early sipping your magic bean juice or sleeping in as late as you can manage, this day could be EPIC! The whole vibe will be about living large and loving life. If that doesn’t seem on brand for this year, make the most of it anyway. Go live loud, and enjoy this day, Gem.
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Gemini 3-13-26
Before you call a priest for a handy exorcism, consider that what you might be feeling isn’t an actual demon, Gem. At least, we hope not. Maybe you’re just being stubborn, and while the people who love you might want to flick some holy water in your direction or cast you out of their presence, you probably won’t need the priest. Today’s mood could bring in some serious stubbornness and resistance to doing what you’re meant to be doing. While distracting yourself with phone games, media scrolling, and memes might be your plan for dealing with this, maybe try talking it out. And I don’t mean by screeching four-letter words at the nearest annoyance either. A little chat could go a long way to moving you out of that stubborn feeling and into a better day. Get out of your own way and go be fabulous, Twins.
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Gemini 3-12-26
You won’t likely fall into a hot tub time machine today, but you might feel a little like you did. Getting stuck in the past and all the feels could be the energetic vibe of the day. Sure, you could spend the whole day steeped in regrets, but where’s the fun in that? Boss up, Gem, and remember just how far you’ve come.
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Gemini 3-11-26
I hate to hit you with a cliché before you’ve had your magic bean juice or whatever, but today’s energy could be all about catching some flies with honey, Gem. Not sure why anyone wants to actually catch flies, but honey sounds good. The whole mood could feel a little tense and need of a bit of balance to navigate. Even if you tend to be a bit more salty than sweet, Twins, I know you can summon the sweetness if you really want to. You just might find that being sweet will get you further than being salty, and you can always save your snark for trash talking with your bestie after hours. Go on, Gemini. Be sweet as pie and twice as nice!
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Gemini 3-10-26
Love it up, Gemini! This Tuesday will have a vibe that’ll be lovely for caring for other people and letting yourself be cared for. The first thing might come naturally to you, thoughtful Gem, but be sure to also let others share their nurturing affections. This could help them feel better, too. Spread the love like warm butter. Mmm mmm good.
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Gemini 3-9-26
Eyes on the prize, Gemini. EYES ON THE FRIES. Wait, what? Ugh now I’m hungry. No. Focus! Well, this Monday which means the incoming energies will be all about shifting perspectives. Of course, that could mean different things depending on where your focus normally lies. Are you all about details or do you prefer the biggest picture? Whichever it is, the vibes will be right for switching things up. This could be key for improved clarity. Try it out, Gem.