Category: Gemini AV

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Gemini? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Gem. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need. This message has been brought to you by Mom Friends Stand United (Don’t bother looking that up. It’s not a real thing. Probably.).

Ever wanted to be in a real-life murder mystery? Well, just like in the game Clue, everything may not be what it seems. There may be vibes of conflicting emotions and maybe even some delusions. You’ll want to stay on your toes so that your brain doesn’t get totally scrambled. Stay grounded and trust your brain, Gem. You can think your way through the vibes and come out victorious. So, who did it? Was it the butler?

Sit down and get ready for your world to start shaking! Today, Geminis could be faced with an earthquake from the tectonic plates that have been moving towards them. Those problems that have been building up in your life? Whether you’ve been preparing to take cover or have been spending your time ignoring the warnings will seriously impact how you get through these seismic tremors. You are NOT the Universe’s victim, but in order to deal with problems, you need to actually DEAL with them. You dig me? Prepare for battle, Gem. It’s deal o’clock.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. That’ll be the vibe today, at least, for you, Gemini. A born master of many things, you can adult like a mofo. Now you just need to step up and get started. You’ll find it easier today to make the right choice. Trust your intuition. If you stay open, today’s energy will offer opportunities for learning and personal growth. Go get them, Twins.

Look, Gemini, your passionate nature is just one of the many reasons people love you — but you may want to back the feck up just a little today and try to cool your jets. You’ll be feeling the waves of energy for this, um, interesting weekend. Energy may be all well and good — you know, after everyone’s had coffee and a chance to wake up — but too much can come across as overbearing. I’m not saying don’t be you. Channel your energy into the things that will make your life better like tackling a goal or putting a little romance back into your relationship. Keep being passionate, wonderful you — but make that energy your b*tch today instead of the other way around.

Bystanders may be unsure if your slow blink today will be communicating Morse code or if that’s just your WTF-face. Geminis often have natural-born practicality, and it can actually be quite the surprise when you learn that there are things that actually fall outside of your control — like every-dang-body else. The good news? You can control your dang self. Once you realize just how much power lies in controlling your own thoughts and behaviors, you’ll be ready for any surprises that could pop up today. Own that stuff, the way Gems were meant to!

Wednesday feels like Monday’s bratty younger sibling, am I right? Coffee may not be the only thing brewing today, Gemini. The vibes may have you feeling explosive, but blowing stuff up (metaphorically speaking) may not be the best plan of action today. Instead, use your fire to gain clarity on an issue that’s been bugging you, Twins. Wipe the day’s slate clean and try to find a new perspective. Your creativity and natural tendency toward inspiration could have you changing the whole damn game if you give them a chance to work their magic.

All-wise and all-knowing may be your shtick, Gemini, but expect the rest of the Zodiac to tell you to, um, shtick it up your tail if you wade in today with advice without waiting to be asked. Your natural charm and charisma might have them biting their tongue, but trust me when I say they’ll probably be biting down on the f-bomb they want to let loose when you think you know their lives better than they do. With the vibes today, you might be tempted to double down on your strong opinions and general know-it-all and can do it better energy, but if you use this day’s energy to listen and learn rather than advise and convince, you’ll have the kind of balanced day where no one will be tempted to tell you to go smudge yourself. They’ll be too busy appreciating your epic ability to listen and empathize.

With the vibes floating in the air today, you could feel like it’s hella hard to get ahead. Maybe it’s work-related. Perhaps chores at home have been piling up. Possible literally anything that’s been building up could make you feel like you’re drowning, Gemini. Well, here’s a pair of floaties for you: take care of the old stuff. Don’t start something new until you’ve made progress on what’s already on your plate. Make lists of things that need to get done. Take it one step at a time. Little by little, you’ll take care of what needs to get done. It might take a few tries and some brainstorming, but you’ll get through the funk. Panic of drowning alleviated? Great, get back to swimming, Gem.

“I am happy. Can’t you see I’m smiling?” Yeah, Gemini’s facial expressions (a little RBF, maybe?) can cause some issues. And yet, the Twin often feels very deeply (on the inside). Today’s energies will likely bring out the intuitive, emotional side of you, which honestly isn’t a bad thing. Secretly, you rejoice in being able to help others, whether that’s feeding stray animals, helping out strangers, or giving advice to a friend in need. Use the vibes to open your mind and listen to your intuition. Your soul has the answers you seek. Show this Universe what a helping hand looks like!

Kick today’s butt, just not the person working your last nerve. I get that emotions are running high, but keeping healthy boundaries in place will serve you well today, brave Gemini. Leading with your emotions isn’t the same as actually dealing with them. Feel the feels with your heartspace, not your fists. Cutting loose after the emotional rollercoaster tonight might sound awesome, but too much of a good thing could lead to questionable decisions. Like dancing on a bar or going home with a questionable stranger.

You can’t punch feelings in the face, and no amount of bravado will make all these feelings go away. Today’s energy may well resurrect old losses, but your natural tendency toward courage will serve you well. Taking the time to feel your feelings and express them may help you experience a little relief, Gem. Journal. Blog. Phone a friend. Dealing with any loss you feel head on without dragging you back into old, unhealthy cycles will help you rule your emotions rather than allowing those emotions to rule you.