Category: Gemini AV

Does bungee jumping from a bi-plane wearing only your birthday suit sound like the things to do today? Right? Wrong! Gem, your spicy nature could get the best of you today if you don’t rise above the current chaos. Take that fire to the bedroom (or nearest table, wall, shower… you get the picture). No partner? No problem! Just make time for yourself and put that energy into your favorite way to blow off steam, and you might even have a little left to reroute that passion toward solving any lingering problems in your life. You could rue the day, or you could rule it, and we both know you were born to be on top!

Have you ever want to headbutt the nearest table or wall? Well, there’s a good chance any Gemini might actually want to do that today thanks to the vibes today. Gem, please don’t headbutt random objects (or other people, for that matter). Instead, channel any amped up aggression into something productive, like exercise or a gaming competition. Not peppy enough for that? Learn something new and then show off your smarts by teaching it to someone else. You are strong, inside and out, and you can power through this day’s cray-cray like a boss.

Gemini, lower your weapons. Today will likely have an amazing energy to use your enthusiasm to power through a practical list of tasks rather than being in reaction mode. While standing down seems unnatural for a Twin (right?), punching today in the face with powerful productivity will be a much better idea than smacking a friend or co-worker (remember — you don’t look good in prison orange. You just don’t). If all else fails, a nap or quick meditation may be in your best interest to cool your fire. Now, get out there and rule the day.

Like a kid in the candy story (or an adult at an open bar surrounded by eye candy), the joy today will be fierce AF — just like you, Gemini. The energy will be ripe for having your cake and eating it, too — whatever the heck that’s supposed to mean. The feeling in the air may have you feeling inspired, creative, and ready to get it done. Tapping into the strong positive vibe today will help you level up on life and reach a goal you’ve set for yourself. Get out there and love the flock out of Monday.

Going all Yoda on someone might not be the best use of today’s strong energy, Gemini. Your desire to help friends reach their potential makes you an awesome, loyal, fierce friend, but giving advice and help where it may not be wanted just makes you a giant pain in the butt. Your good intentions may be misunderstood if you don’t find a balance between helping out and being a massive forehead zit. Instead of diving in with your superior knowledge, ask how you can help. You’ll look good, and you won’t annoy the ish out of anyone. Win-win!

When it comes to Geminis and love, you generally can’t count on being able to suction onto them for life like a leech. Actually, very few people want a leech stuck to their sides. It’s creepy. Many Gems are all about adventures in love. Your challenge, Twins, is to remember how you impact other people when it comes to love — even the platonic kind. If you aren’t in it for the long haul, make sure the other person knows it. You could be a serious heartbreaker today, ya free spirit. Have fun in love and in life.

Imagine waking up in a field of roses, but they’re mutated roses with foot long thorns and the thorns are impaling you. Yikes, right? Well, the day could start out with similar sickening feelings for the Geminis. Instead of physical pain, though, the thorns are piercing through your emotions. WTH is up with fecking feelings, anyway? Fortunately, one of your superpowers is turning your frown upsidedown and finding comfort in being grounded. Wield it fiercely today and believe that you can get yourself out of this rough patch. Because, you can. Tell any patch of badass roses you come across: “Get rekt, mate!” Remember, you’re fabulously strong, inside and out.

Movies totally make clearing your desk look like a satisfying act. Like, if you just knock it all to the floor, you’ll feel better. Trust me, you won’t, Gemini. At least not for more than a minute when you realize you have to clean it back up. Today could bring on feeling a bit overwhelmed. Okay, totally overwhelmed. Maybe a little unbalanced in a way that’s making people edge slowly away from you. Rather than clearing your desk in a typical cinematic gesture, you might want to start small. Your natural assertiveness will help you figure out a thing to do and start doing it. It doesn’t have to be done in a day, but start where you can and get to work.

Woah there, Gemini! I’d say hold your horses, but you don’t do that, do you? But today’s energy will be like the Universe telling you to chill the fluff out. Tempers could flare with communication on the fritz, but instead of trying to push your way through this day in typical Gemini fashion, try to slow up a little and take your time. This day won’t be a cake walk, but it doesn’t have to be a dumpster fire either.

If you suddenly feel inspired to upcycle something lying around the house, you could blame Pinterest or these vibes today. The energy could definitely be all about finding practical uses for stuff you’ve learned or have lying around. That doesn’t mean you have to start some epic Pinterest project, but it could mean that past lessons could have purpose today. However you use this vibe, your energy, assertiveness, and amusement could take you far. Have fun with it, and try not to get too crazy with the glue gun or whatever, Gemini!

Before you go scrawling your signature on the dotted line, you might want to double check for funny business, Gemini. Today xcould have you wanting to risk it all on a big chance — or a big purchase. Um, maybe don’t? At least do your research first. If a fool’s born every minute, try not to be one of them, Gem. If it looks too good to be true, it probably is, and while you love being a wide-eyed dreamer, try not to be one deep in buyer’s remorse tomorrow.

Um, hello, hangover, amiright? You could be feeling it — whether that’s an emotional one or from adult beverages. You could be settling down a bit with today’s lower key energy today. The whole vibe will have a practical shift where details will make a difference. So… less of a Sunday Funday and more of a self-care practice. Your go-get-em energy may want to simmer down and enjoy a leisurely day, Gemini, as you start to take stock of what’s around you. Those little details could make a big difference as you roll up into another week. But shhh … it’s still the weekend. Let’s just enjoy it while it lasts.