Category: Gemini AV

Dec 27, 2023… You could probably solve all the world’s problems before you’re done with your breakfast cereal, am I right, Gem? Hey, you’d at least give it the old college try or manage a truly engaging TED talk to right the world’s wrongs. Instead of going that hard, you could just use the energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries to solve what problems you can, and you might even find that you learn a thing or two during the day. Just don’t feel you have to stifle your normal bright energy with too much seriousness. Get your shine on, bright Gem. If someone else doesn’t like it, they can put on shades!

Dec 26, 2023… Forecast calls for Tantrum Tuesday. Strong stubborn vibes could be heading in from the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Just a little FYI, Gem, complaining about changes outside of your control might help you blow off a little steam but so could a belly laugh at whatever comes your way. Which would you rather try, in terms of release? You have the power to turn Tantrum Tuesday into Terrific Tuesday — Just saying! Get out there and catch each curveball like your horoscope gave you a head’s up and you knew they were coming! Wink, wink.

Dec 25, 2023… Geminis ooze intelligence like a kid blowing snot bubbles during math class. That said, the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces will be great for starting new projects, especially for the smarty-pants Bulls out there. No tissues required. Make the vibes your underpaid personal assistants by channeling them into productive projects and the best brainstorms this side of the North Pole has ever seen. You’ve got this, friend!

Dec 24, 2023… If today you feel unsure about how to express yourself, you could always try interpretive dance. For instance, a little striptease could be the not-so-subtle hint to your partner that you want to get laid, if words won’t suffice. Interpretive dance could have mixed reactions in the workplace, and nudity isn’t recommended (two letters: HR). Not in the mood for interpretive dance, Gem? Maybe just give yourself time, and the words will come. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find yourself at a loss for words. As things shift during the day into a more emotional vibe, you may be able to intimately connect without the need for interpretive movement (pfft what’s the fun in that??). Go, be light as a fairy and as a graceful as a swan, Twins.

Dec 23, 2023… A great teacher is also a good student. If I saw that on a fortune cookie, I’d probably barf a little rice in my mouth a little but if I’m honest, it’s not wrong. Gemini, embrace your inner teacher by seeking your outer student. Today’s vibes will be great for both learning and teaching thanks to the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio. Use the vibes to benefit from both sides of the coin and cash in on the benefits. Learn some and teach some, Twins.

Dec 22, 2023… Like Octomom at the County Fair with all her gazillion kids, you could feel pulled in a thousand different directions this Friday, Gemini. While your essence might be telling you to split into a thousand versions of yourself so you can accomplish all the things, that’s not exactly realistic. Instead, focus on one thing at a time while the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap. Little by little you can accomplish a lot. Even if you don’t get EVERYTHING done today, you’ll get enough done. Rock by rock, the mountain will get moved.

Dec 21, 2023… Ever wanted to know what’s on the dark side of the moon? Well, Geminis could tell you that it’s literally just the other side of the moon and it’s not all that mystical. You know what is mystical, though? The intuitive vibes coming from the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag! Gem, scoop up this energy and apply them to some problem-solving this Thursday. A dash of intuition can go a long way in overcoming obstacles. Think. Dream. Get it done.

Dec 20, 2023… What’s a Gem’s favorite word? “Easy!” Well, actually it’s probably “Perfect!,” (both earnestly laden with occasional sarcasm and irony) but today it should be “easy.” Why? Well, because the Universe is giving out vibes labeled “easy things may come your way.” Why not scoop that up like it’s your new favorite flavor of ice cream? A dash of good luck with the smart vibes of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag — and things falling into place can be a great ingredient for (dare I say) a perfect recipe of success and accomplishment. Go forth and take what’s yours, Gemini.

Dec 19, 2023… Well, let’s just stick you in some dirt with Miracle Grow and some cow manure and see what comes of it, shall we? What happens when a Gemini evolves to the next level?! Well, thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap, we could just find out this Tuesday. Learning, growing, evolving — all that good stuff will be in the energies today. Slurp it up like a slushie from Seven Eleven and when you’re over the brainfreeze, you might just be excited at all the possibilities.

Dec 18, 2023… Did someone order a meat dragon made from fae flesh? No? Are you SURE? Gemini, the vibes in the air today will be quirky AF with a side of WTF. Prepare thyself for the strangest of occurrences with some energy from Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio, hanging in the atmosphere. If things seem to go a little sideways, you can use the vibes to have some fun and go with the funky flow. Things might not go exactly according to plan, but that’ll be okay. You can find ways to adjust! Now, to figure out where to put this meat dragon…

Dec 17, 2023… As though you’re stuck in a “People of WalMart” photo reel, you could be in for some interesting meet-ups this Sunday. Don’t judge the weirdos, even if they are walking around in giraffe pajamas and crocs, Gem. Instead, take a page out of their book and learn how to live life a little outside the box. You could benefit from seeing what the cardboard cube looks like from a different angle. Inside isn’t always better. Challenge yourself and your own biases, even if it stings a little because, let’s face it, you probably like a little pain with your pleasure anyway. Embrace the vibes coming from the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. Put away the judgements and open your mind to new people and new possibilities!

Dec 16, 2023… Surprise! The Moon in Aquarius will square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today. Don’t sweat it. We’re not talking about the sort of surprise where the Universe yells “Happy Birthday!” and shoves a rusty wooden spoon up your booty (yikes). Quite the opposite, actually. The little wonders this fine December day will most likely be good and have great potential for being useful. Take the miracles as they come, Gem. Oh, happy day! (Note: no spoons or rear ends were injured in the creation of this horoscope)