Category: Gemini AV

Nov 1, 2023… Geminis love connecting. I mean, you really want to connect. Like, to the freaking Internet. Sometime today. If Wi-Fi goes haywire or your computer acts like it caught the plague (because this is totally the year for it) or Facebook decides to do the millionth update just when you were posting a status, you may be tempted to curse technology like a sailor on shore leave… or a parent stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night, on the stairs, naked. The Moon in Gemini will be square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces, and communication may misfire. Try to make a connection in real life instead — make a new friend, immerse yourself in nature, connect with who you are at your core. Sure, you can tell Alexa to go smudge herself. It might get you some interesting and entertaining search results. But it might be a better use of your time to put down the technology for once and try something new. And don’t fret, pet. You’re so close to kissing this garbage year goodbye!

Oct 31, 2023… If your idea of fitness is fittin this whole slice of pizza in your mouth, I feel you. I freaking love pizza. I mean, I wouldn’t marry it or anything… I mean, and get sauce on my dress? But pizza-love is a real and beautiful thing. But today the Moon will be in Gemini square Venus in Virgo, and your focus may shift over into the arena of wellness, Gem. Want to eat better, making healthier choices? Get a friend on board so you can cheer each other on and talk each other out of the junk food aisle of the grocery store. Want to up your spiritual game? Snag a friend to attend church with you or to do a daily gratitude practice. Think fresh, delicious produce, more energy, and fitness that also manages to be fun. And pizza sometimes, too, because Gems love a fun and delicious life!

Oct 30, 2023… A scarf. A prayer flag. A cloth to wave in front of a bull. A cute shirt. There’s a lot we can do with the red flags you’ve been ignoring lately, Gemini. Known for your excellent judge of character, you could be reeling today as you count up all the red flags you tried to ignore because you didn’t want to believe that your loyalty could be squandered on people who weren’t what they seemed. The Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini could reveal the other side of people that you didn’t want to see. Use your superpower for seeing the dark and the light to recognize the truth and nurture the ones who matter most to you rather than focus on hurt feelings.

Oct 29, 2023… Geminis are the type of people who imagine that the clouds are dragons and dream of riding them away towards the end of the world. Unfortunately for them, this Sunday probably won’t be full of fluffy clouds. Instead, get ready for a tsunami slam. If you haven’t asserted your will or made conscious choices to work on your issues, what you get today will be a result of your inaction. You see, Gem? One does not simply dream their way to Mordor. It takes swords, bows, and axes to work your way towards solutions. Uh, figuratively, of course. So, get your butt off the grass and your head out of the clouds. These super waves could become as calm as a ripple on a pond’s surface. The key to change is within you. Time to take action!

Oct 28, 2023… Are you ready for it? OH! Today will present to you some great vibes for learning new things. Cha-ching! Cash in on these vibes and get you some great brain stimulants in the form of Grade-A learning. If ever there were a day to get pumped up for growth and learning experiences, this could be your chance to shine bright like a diamond and unleash your inner nerd. Don’t worry about hiding your excitement underneath a cold, calculating exterior. Let your dopamine flow as you revel in the joy of learning and learning some more, Gem.

Oct 27, 2023… Today’s forecast predicts a whole lot of energy with a slight chance of overindulgence. Sure, Gemini may be brainy, but that doesn’t mean they’re immune to overdoing things and overindulging themselves. Quite the contrary. Your love of things could have you diving deep into overindulgence — and maybe getting one big hangover from it. Enjoy the energizing vibes but don’t go over the edge and down the black hole of too much goodness. Keep your goals clear at the forefront of your mind and you’ll do just fine with that secret wild side of yours. Now, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t maybe try to pamper yourself a wittle bit today. Just don’t go overboard and book an entire spa resort to yourself, right? Make these good vibes work for you so that you can get stuff done and enjoy your life in the process. Easy-peasy for the determined Twin, right?

Oct 26, 2023… Well, Gem, get prepared for a wake-up call. You’re about to get woke AF. The vibes today will be all about facing challenges in what you believe. Will your faith be shaken? Will you crumble under pressure? Or will you come out on top like the badass Gemini that I know you are?! Life is full of surprises and challenges, but whether you crumble beneath the pressure or beat the Universe into a bloody pulp is something you’ll have to own all on your own. Don’t give up. Do give it your all.

Oct 25, 2023… Everything will work out as it needs to, but only after Geminis have a say in the matter. Indeed. Well, the Moon in Pisces will be opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune, so be prepared to challenge yourself to get out of your head space. The biggest thing is that you’ll want to avoid getting stuck in old ideals. There’s great potential for progress when you learn to let go of outdated information and old beliefs that may be holding you back. Use the vibes today to overcome the thoughts of yesterday and move towards plans for the future. There’s so much yet to be accomplished, Gem!

Oct 24, 2023… Remembering old traumas is about as fun as a barrel full of monkeys, if the monkeys are dead and the barrel is covered in poison spikes. The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, and it could be great for teachable moments. More specifically, you could use some of your personal struggles to help someone else. Old traumas could be resurfacing, but instead of breaking down and breaking stuff because of the pain, you can use your analyzer ability to look at the old pain in a new light. You may get to help someone, which is a secret passion of Gemini (shhh, we won’t tell anyone your little secret). Use the vibes today and your superpower of self-improvement to help others deal with their own spikey barrels of dead monkeys. (Note: no monkeys were harmed in the making of this horoscope.)

Oct 23, 2023… Want to know a secret? Well, yeah, everyone wants to hear a secret. Gossip is fun, right? Um, no, Twin! Gossip is ugly, and ugly doesn’t look good on you, Gem. Even when you think it’s harmless, a good rule of thumb is not to say anything behind anyone’s back you wouldn’t straight up say to their face. Avoiding gossip will help you get through the strong emotional energy surging in the air around you today with the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus. Not only will you sidestep the bs and drama, you’ll also feel better about yourself. You’ll want to avoid any rash decisions today and may want to concentrate on resolving old relationship drama before even thinking of getting wrapped up in new ones.

Oct 22, 2023… A little Marvin Gaye and a little whipped cream… could go a long way today (wink, wink). But the energy will be good for more than just getting it on, Twin. Wait–that sounded dirtier than I intended. Your deep need for intimate connection will get a major power boost today. Use the sensual vibes to create the right mood for getting closer to the ones you love. The strong intuitive energy of the Moon in Aquarius square Mars in Scorpio could help strengthen all your relationships when you put a little energy and attention into them. Casual, committed or totally platonic, the emotions will be strong, and a little added attention and appreciation could go a long way to building connections.

Oct 21, 2023… Hold onto your butt, cause you’re in for a bumpy ride. Normally a brainiac, today’s vibes will likely lead Bulls from thinking and acting to feeling and reacting. Gem, while you might prefer to bottle up your emotions and hide your sensitive side, today’s energies could push you to really feel. Gross, I know. Remember, though, that experiencing emotions — the whole enchilada of them — is healthy. Use these emotional vibes to strive for self-improvement. You can grow from a better understanding of your own emotions. I promise.