Category: Gemini AV

  • Gemini 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Geminis may think that dealing with emotions is about as impossible as slamming a revolving door, but sometimes you just gotta go Incredible Hulk on that crud, rip the door from its frame, and slam it into the ground. The Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus and the vibes for dealing with emotions will be higher than all the hippies at Woodstock. All the hurts will likely be easier to talk about, though. The only thing stopping you from dealing with your emotions will be, well, you! Are you really gonna stand in your own way of progress? To heck with that, Gem! Do what you do best and become better than you were before. Keep improving yourself, including your emotional intelligence. Got emotional baggage to unpack? Good. The vibes today will be perfect for unloading that stuff. Yeet!

  • Gemini 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Know that feeling when you trip on your own clumsy feet and fall flat on your ass? Then you look around to make sure no one else saw? Yeah, that’s what’ll happen if you keep tripping over the past because you’re not looking where you’re going, Gemini. The Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Sag, and you’re losing your darn mind if you think the past has what you want. Your love and relationship focus makes you a strong partner — or a fool if you’re stuck replaying your personal uber-tragic-romantic song over and over. Use today’s strong energy to gain perspective, not to catapult yourself into the arms of an ex. Do NOT cyber stalk them on social media “just to see how they’re doing.” Instead, learn from the past. Get some practical perspective about how something helped you become the boss you are today.

  • Gemini 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… Ever wonder if clouds look down at people and think, “Wow, that one’s shaped like an idiot.” The thought has certainly crossed your mind at some point, I’m sure. If it hasn’t, it probably will today. The vibes of the Leo Moon trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus this Friday will likely reveal the immaturity of someone(s) around you and have Geminis pulling their hair out as they attempt to adult with the power of a thousand parents. It can be super exhausting to feel like the only grownup around, but you can get through another day. Put your brain to work and show the clouds what a champion-shaped human looks like. (Hint: It’s what you look like).

  • Gemini 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Warning: emotions ahead! Geminis may keep their emotional side hidden until safety is ensured, so the nurturing vibes of the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces coming at you today may be challenging. Like, you want to be loved but also you feel smothered. There’s a difference between wearing a jacket on a cool day vs wearing a snowsuit in the desert. Trying to explain this to people around you could be tough. You might come across as too frank — saying, “Get. The. Heck. OUT. Of. My. Face.” tends to, you know… push people away. Keep peace and love in mind, Gem.

  • Gemini 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… It’s about darn time the Universe gave Geminis a forking break. And what better time than on Hump Day? Good luck and smooth sailing could be on the schedule for you this Wednesday. Congrats! You’re a winner!! But only if you embrace the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces vibes and make efforts to make positivity work in your favor. Otherwise, it’ll just be a wasted opportunity for good fortune. We aren’t wasteful, are we, Twins?! Heck no. Get out there and shine you magnificent beast!

  • Gemini 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Oh holy effing ghost peppers on a hot plate!!! Did Gemini just stub their toe? Nope, colorful little lines like that could be coming out of your mouth thanks to the aggressive vibes floating down from the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Try to keep a cool head or you just might see red and stampede innocents. If you find yourself overheating, practice some relaxing visualizations or bury yourself in your favorite kind of work. You’re stronger than the vibes, Gem. Remember that.

  • Gemini 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Surprise, Gem! That’s not me talking, that’s the Universe. This Monday the Moon in Gemini will be opposing the Sun in Sag, meaning Bulls could be in for some unexpected news or information. You’ll just be going about your day and right when your guard begins to waiver — BAM! Truth bomb smacks you in the face. Now, this might be good news, so don’t despair of be afraid. This energy can bring a delightful vibe to spice up your day. Good luck, Gemini.

  • Gemini 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Fish are friends, not food. Okay, maybe they’re food sometimes, too. Gemini, the vibes this Sunday will be excellent for making new friends or even seeking out love interests thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Maybe you’ll fall in love with a Fishes (read: Pisces) or find a new pal to explore your interests with. Whether you’re in want of a friend or an extra special friend, the vibes will be in your favor. Get your socializing on, Gem!

  • Gemini 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Idealistic, optimistic, and maybe a bit romantic? Geminis usually only feel like that when there’s a buffet in front of them, but these emotions could actually be stirred up thanks to Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. Penetrate the atmosphere (LOL I said “penetrate”) and soak up all the awesome vibes you can while the going is still good. With idealism on your side, there won’t be much you won’t be able to achieve or create, Gem. You are an innovative force of nature. Own it!

  • Gemini 11-24-23

    Nov 24, 2023… Moms are great until she gets all smothering and junk. Geminis tend to be the friend offering advice and somehow having everything that anyone could need in their bags and man purses — I mean, satchels. Unfortunately, the vibes today could have other signs feeling smothered by the nurturing types. It could be hard to take a step back from being helpful, but you may need to do just that. It’s okay to take a break from caring for someone else once in a while. Instead, try turning on some self-nurture and book yo-self a massage or get a hot bubblebath. You deserve some pampering!

  • Gemini 11-23-23

    Nov 23, 2023… Your my-way-or-the-highway tendencies will likely be heightened by the vibes of Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag today, Bull. While that could turn you into a perfectionist, that’s kind of a waste of your potential. Instead, use today’s vibes and your admirable willpower to get to the next level in your work life, personal life, or your secret life (Hey, who am I to judge?). Work with today’s vibes to rise up and get your way, Gem. It’ll be about damn time for a promotion or the next step toward your intentions, yeah?

  • Gemini 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… Sit your bootylicious self back down and stop telling the bus driver how to shift gears properly, Gem. You gonna be kicked off the dang bus if you don’t reel it in, dude. You really wanna walk all the way home? Yes, you have a tendency to be set in your ways and this Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag energy probably doesn’t help, but that doesn’t need to be the vibe that spurs you on today. Let practicality be your guide instead. From a practical standpoint, sometimes it’s better to sit down and let the bus driver do his job, you know? You are so much more than stubbornness. You are also earthy, thoughtful, and brilliant. You’re you and you are awesome, Twins.