Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-18-26

    Did I hear keg stand challenge?! Thanks to the vibes of this Saturday, today could be about as wild as a Frat party after Finals Week for Fishy. Or it could be super chill and involve relaxing with some hot tea and reading a book. Totally up to you. The vibes in the air this Saturday will be all about being your fabulous true self. Maybe you enjoy making crayon carvings with your nails or collecting weirdly shaped rocks. You do you, and it’ll be alright. March to the strumming of your own guitar, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 4-18-26

    Yee to the yay! The air will be strong for letting your freak flag fly and be the youest You you can be. I mean, if your youest you is a closet nudist, maybe don’t let that particular freak flag fly in public. I’m just saying. Otherwise, rock the heck out of this day by showing off who you are. You don’t need to be anything but your amazing Aquarius self — you just need to show up and be awesome to nail this Saturday, which should be easy enough for someone as awesome as you!

  • Capricorn 4-18-26

    Release the kraken! Today will be about being your true, unique self. And Cappy, you know exactly what I mean. Get your creativity on and bring your imagination into reality! No matter how strange, bizarre, or otherworldly your dreams may be, they’re also totally cool and absolutely worth sharing. Shine like the brilliance of a thousand diamonds glinting in the sunlight. Don’t dial it back because you’re afraid people won’t accept the real you. The people who matter will embrace the true you. Period. Get out your ukulele and make your own medley of amazingness.

  • Sagittarius 4-18-26

    This Satur-yay it’s all about balancing the way you might take care of your mental health. Okay, okay, so that’s probably been every day… but today will be all about showing off the real you (I mean the real, inside, squishy, weird you) — just be careful not to be overly trusting with today’s vibes. Be you, of course, but show those squishy parts to your close inner pod with this vibe and you’ll be even closer. Amazing, authentic Saggy for the win!

  • Scorpio 4-18-26

    Don’t ever feel like you’re less than the most amazingly perfect version of you, Scorpio. The energy today could encourage feeling like showing off the parts you usually cover up. The vibes will be strong, my friend, not for perfection but for celebrating your imperfectly perfect self. Instead of hauling your rear to the next goal or the one after that, try celebrating your current achievements. Enjoy the progress you’ve made without pushing on to the next — if only for today.

  • Libra 4-18-26

    Loud, proud, and blazing with brilliance, here comes good ole Libra! You’re not one to hide how you’re feeling and you aim confidently at your dreams. The vibe today will call you to be your most unique and amazing self. A word of warning, though… Look before you leap today. Sometimes, Scales, you know you can get a little ahead of yourself and the next thing you know you’re waking up in your neighbor’s attic wearing nothing but body glitter and a speedo, you know? Instead, run full speed ahead towards new adventures toward where you want to be — with your head on straight.

  • Virgo 4-18-26

    Whether you enjoy making abstract art with recyclable materials, watching horror movies while guzzling down whiskey and pretending the characters are the annoying people in your life, or some other unique hobby, today’s vibes will be fantastic for beating up your own drummer. Oh, I mean, bopping to the beat of your own drum. Yeah, that’s totally what I meant… Every day is a day where you should be totally you, but today’s energies today could help you unleash your more unusual, unique side for a fabulous day of unexpected joys, Virgo. You’ll be loving it.

  • Leo 4-18-26

    “Do no harm but take no ish” might as well be tattooed on your forehead — if face tatts weren’t usually a bad idea. Hey, it’s a gift! Today’s energy will have strong vibes for rocking your most authentic self, Leo. Letting people know that you love fiercely but won’t be taking any crap from them just makes your boundaries (and your relationships) strong. So show off your true colors and be proud that the things that make you a fierce friend also keep you tough.

  • Cancer 4-18-26

    Cancers are often described as indulgent, with a streak of materialism a mile wide. Screw the people who think that. We know better. The vibes will be all about showing off your unique side and marching to the tune of your own trumpet. Show those judgy haters the amazing you hidden within this Saturday. And when a Crabby finally lets loose, they can let loose HARD. It will all be in your hands, just the way you like it! Unwind this Saturday, and let that inner weirdo out for the world to see.

  • Gemini 4-18-26

    It’s gonna get real today, Gemini. Today’s energy will be ideal for letting it alllll hang out. You’re more than a self-starter; you’re an idealist and romantic, right? Whether you’re the baddest wench at knitting, an uber-enlightened yogi, a kickbutt athlete, or the world’s most loyal friend, you’ve got talents that make you stand out. This Saturday, you’re going to want to rock that magic hard. What you normally hide today could be spotlighted — and that’s going to be amazing.

  • Taurus 4-18-26

    Get your weird on. Your warm, squishy, Bull insides can make you a bit of a softie and you may often armor up and protect yourself, but today’s energy could have you wanting to showcase the real you — filter-free and fabulous. Rock this confident energy! The things that make you unique are your superpowers, not flaws, and being confident with your quirky side might help you connect better with someone who may only have seen one aspect of you. You know what you want, you love hard, and today’s powerful vibe could have you feeling happy being you. Score!

  • Aries 4-18-26

    Yo, Ram-human! You’re not so much weird as you are uniquely multi-talented. You’ve got facets like the fecking brilliant diamond you are, Aries, and today’s energy could have you feeling like revealing more of who you really are. Just be careful of the over-share today while you’re being your weirdest. Not everyone deserves your confidences, my friend. Save your truest truth for your inner circle today, but that doesn’t mean you can’t let your personality shine bright like the diamond it is.