Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-20-26

    Today may have you chucking all your worries into the f-it bucket where they belong. The day will bring powerful energy. If your day starts fine, Fishy, it may get fabulous. A vibe like this will blow up how you are feeling and make it more… HUGE. The energy will also be strong for perspective and self-esteem, so if you figure out the day’s lesson, you’ll feel like a badass at the same time. Keep focused, and if your day feels fabulous, keep it going and spread a little extra around.

  • Aquarius 4-20-26

    Does your “thing” seem bigger than usual, Aquarius? Well, that’s not a surprise because the vibes today will bring the heckin into heckin huge with today’s vibes. Whereas the situation you’ll deal with would normally be kinda meh or sort of good, the vibes can transform that into hella sucky or freaking awesome. All will not be lost! An optimistic perspective can go a long way in turning that huge “thing” back into just meh. Whatever hugeness happens, you’ll get through it. Get out there and reach those goals, WB!

  • Capricorn 4-20-26

    You know how annoying people ask if you want the good news or the bad news first? Yeah, I hate those questions, too. Unless you’re one of them, and then DANG this just got awkward. Anyway… I’ve got good news for you. Today, all the vibes will just seem bigger… even that ones that can be confusing and a little questionable. What does this mean? The vibes will be strong for healing and self-esteem, so yay! Big vibes don’t have to equal a bad Monday, Cappy. So, strap on some stilts, elevator shoes, or high heels or sit on a pillow and get big.

  • Sagittarius 4-20-26

    Get ready for a huge helping of this magical goo known as healthy self esteem, Saggy! It’s even better than glittery unicorn poop, I swear. Open yourself up to the good vibes today and allow your brain to actually think positive thoughts about you. A little bit of being kind to yourself can go a long way on the road to happiness. And today’s vibe will be full of heaping helpings of the stuff. Eat up, Archer.

  • Scorpio 4-20-26

    Scorpster, ideas will flow free and strong today. Like, hella strong. Add that to the fact that your ideas tend to be closely tied to your sense of self, and Houston, we may have a problem. You could end up being very touchy and sensitive today, especially if someone argues with you over your ideas. You could struggle with biting your tongue and end up wanting to pour acid all over somebody’s behind if they get on your bad side today. Knowing this, it’s up to you to take it easy on the truth-spewing today. Try to find little things that give you peace of mind and joy throughout your day in order to stay grounded. The fate of the world rests in your hands, Scorpio. Okay, okay… maybe it doesn’t… but the outcome of your day will be in your power to decide!

  • Libra 4-20-26

    Think of a big yellow balloon, happily floating at a park on a clear day. Whether that balloon is held by a happy child enjoying the day out or by a big scary knife-wielding clown freaking the crap out of everyone in sight… well, that may be the perfect representation of the vibe today will have. Thoughts could have best case scenario/worst case scenario feels depending on your state of mind. A positive outlook could feel enhanced while a negative one could take dark, twisty turns. Healing energy will be in the air along with a strong sense of self-worth. Use that energy to power through dark thoughts or ride the wave of good ones. Stick to the path, steadfast Libras, and avoid creepy clowns.

  • Virgo 4-20-26

    The energy today could goad you into your lower vibes of carelessness and being just plain irresponsible. Just say no! Instead, tap into the vibes that promote a fresh perspective and healthy self-esteem. There will be good and not-so-good at play in the air this Monday. Which vibes you choose to embrace will be up to you. When the Moon is kissing Pluto, Darling, it simply reflects a time to be the you-est you there is… just choose your higher calling. Cool, Virgo?

  • Leo 4-20-26

    Well, what in the actual hoopdie doo are these vibes? Talk about a fiery ish storm of insanity. Yay for the Earth signs, I guess, but this could be a wee bit too in-you-face for a Lion’s comfort. There’s some good news. Among all the chaos, there will be excellent vibes for a greater perspective and even some healing for what ails you. Show those other signs how emotional intelligence is done. Tap into the positive vibes, embrace the amazing and you can make it through this Monday on top.

  • Cancer 4-20-26

    It could be one wild ride today, Crabby. The vibes will be bigger than big, which will be awesome news for a good day. Ever the expert at all things deep and complicated, you may be relieved to know that healing and a healthy perspective could also be on the agenda. Instead of seeing a wrecking ball of destruction in these big vibes, consider how clearing out the crap in your life can make room for good vibes. You can enjoy an elevated sense of well-being and use it to get closer to your goals. The day may come in like a wrecking ball, but you can make it your beeotch all the same.

  • Gemini 4-20-26

    Ready for absolute freaking chaos? Of course! You’re a Gemini, after all. Gems have back-up plans for their back-up plans because you’re too stubborn to ever accept defeat. Well, the vibes will bring in an element of “too muchness” today. So, the good will become great (yay!) and the bad will become flipping awful with a side of sucking lemons (boo!). Let it simply inspire you to master it like the boss you are. You’ll be your prepared self for whatever extremes may come your way, Twins. You will thrive!

  • Taurus 4-20-26

    Size does matter. Just look at the big vibes coming around today. Big, bigger, biggest won’t be a competition today; it’ll be about escalating whatever mood you find yourself in. Feel like crap? Hope you hoarded enough toilet paper to last. Feeling pretty damn awesome? Prepare to feel like you just won the mega-millions. The energy will be ripe for healing, perspective, and self-esteem, so if you find yourself wading through the poop, remember that today will be all about perspective. You CAN make those big vibes work in your favor. This vibe could give you a mood boost before the day ends if you’re open to it, Bull.

  • Aries 4-20-26

    We’re going to need a bigger boat to deal with the energy coming our way. You could find yourself feeling like a giant shark with a whole buffet of human deliciousness. If you find yourself hating on the vibes, switch up your perspective. Even yucky days will offer healing opportunities, but fantastic days will elevate your self-esteem. Navigating emotions will be a breeze as long as you remember that you are the captain of this particular ship, Aries.