Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-21-26

    Do you wanna be Winning like Charlie Sheen (Okay, well, I mean, with a side of sanity)? Like, who doesn’t enjoy being a winner?! You’ll be in luck, Fishy, because today will promote vibes that’ll be great for putting yourself out there and winning like a boss. Have some ambitions you’ve been itching to go after? Um, always, Pisces! Channel the awesome sauce vibes, chase them down and get your dream on!

  • Aquarius 4-21-26

    All this energy may have you feeling EXTRA extra, Aquarius. The hot stamina today could have you vibing on a bit of a power trip. Watch that you don’t fall flat on your face or get carried away. Instead, enjoy the strong energy by applying yourself to a task (or ten). Your quick-witted approach combined with this badass wave of energy could have you kicking some metaphorical tail and taking first and last names.

  • Capricorn 4-21-26

    Big energy will be in the air today — think power, confidence, maturity — not an excuse to be acting like an asshat (I’m looking at ALL the signs when I say that!). The vibe will be bold for assertiveness and moving forward. You’ll want to make sure your powerful push forward looks like personal growth and not shoving everyone in your path, Cappy. Dial down any aggression and embrace the beautiful empowerment in the air today.

  • Sagittarius 4-21-26

    YOU’RE A WINNER, SAGGY. Sorry for yelling, but I just really need you to know how awesome you are. You deserve to embrace the fabulous and spicy vibes today, put yourself out there, and fecking win at whatever you do this Tuesday. You, Archer, can be a total rock star. Use the vibes as a confidence booster and go fearlessly in the direction of your goals. You deserve some goodness and a few wins, buddy!

  • Scorpio 4-21-26

    An idiot cannot be beaten in an argument, Scorpio — even though you’re probably right. As the old saying goes, idiots have a way of dragging you down to their level and beating you with experience. Today’s vibes could propel you into an argument. Don’t let the feelings of assertion tickle your need to be right and get you into arguments with dimwits. You could be stuck there all day! Or worse, come out of it dumber (I’m SURE stupidity is a communicable disease). Use the vibes for better things, Scorpster. Maybe try sharing your thoughts with those who are on your level! Your time and ideals are valuable.

  • Libra 4-21-26

    Like having a car battery hooked up to your nipples (don’t try this at home, kids!), Libras could be feeling quite the zap of energy today. If you don’t find a way to let that energy out, you could end up bursting at the seams! Finish up those projects from forever ago that you forgot about or make some new Terrific Tuesday plans. Do what you can to use up the super-charged vibes and you may be able to contribute something meaningful to the world.

  • Virgo 4-21-26

    Screaming MOVE MOVE MOVE at the car in front of you won’t make it go. Same applies to pushing friends, partners, or colleagues to see things your way. The energy of the Moon Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Venus, Saturn and Mercury in Pisces and Mars in Cancer will be so hella huge, and you’ll want to be careful not to come across as pushy. Sit your butt back down and let other people have a say for a much more harmonious day. Hey, you think all the bad words you want, but keep it cool and your quiet power will be be felt. You’ve got this, Virgo!

  • Leo 4-21-26

    Whew! What a rush! The vibes this Tuesday will be chock full of magnificence. You could actually be feeling pretty dang good if you tap into these energies. Just don’t turn into a monster of a Lion and allow that Moon Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Venus, Saturn and Mercury in Pisces and Mars in Cancer vibe to make you salty. You’ve got way too much style to waste on that. Let that intense and breathtaking side of you out to play for a memorable day.

  • Cancer 4-21-26

    The heart may want what it wants, but if the heart comes accompanied by a Cancer with an agenda, it may not go over so well. Energy today will be impressive. While getting out there and getting stuff done could have powerful results, pushing other people to get on the same page may not go the way you want. Want to connect with others? Let your personal power shine through without expectations. That can draw the right kind of people and situations to you today.

  • Gemini 4-21-26

    Hey, hey! You, you! I don’t like your attitude. I jest, I jest… You see, Gem, you could benefit from today’s assertive vibes. Stand up for what you believe in! Just don’t turn into a raging maniac or become super pushy (e.g. trying to shove your plans down someone’s throat like you’re pouring hot lava into their esophagus). Use these vibes for the side of good, Gem. Because THAT is what you are. You’re magnificent.

  • Taurus 4-21-26

    Feeling spicy today, my Bull-bunctious friend? The energy could have a powerful vibe this lovely Tuesday. While the energy could have you winning big in love and life, try not to trip yourself up by being pushy to get where you want to go. Be as epic as you want to be, but let everyone else do the same. Your love could be needed, so go out and love big to have a super extra kind of day.

  • Aries 4-21-26

    Starting every sentence with “I think not” or screaming “move your tail” at anyone in your way may not win over any hearts today — or any day really. The vibes today could reflect wanting to make a big push toward what you want, but pushing others won’t get you there any faster. Sit your fine tail down, take a deep breath, and remember that your natural charisma and nurturing ways will get you where you’re going without the need to bulldoze everyone out of your way. Now get on out there, my Ram friend.