Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-22-26

    Not to embarrass you or anything, Pisces, but your intuitive nature is showing! (No, that’s not a euphemism). Don’t hide it. Embrace the vibes today to help heal other people and maybe even yourself. You could be called upon as a shoulder to cry on or sought out for your advice on a tough situation. Put on your Mom jeans or Dad bod and get to work, Fishy. You will likely have some metaphorical (or literal) kids to care for.

  • Aquarius 4-22-26

    Looks like the Universe will be dishing out a big serving of lessons today. Don’t be intimidated, Aquarius. You may associate lessons with rules, No 2 pencils, tests, grades, and memorizing crap you’ll never use again, but that’s not how the Universe schools us. This won’t be a pass or fail kind of day. Instead, the energy will be strong for clarity, healing, and making strides toward a goal. So sit back, relax, and listen to your intuition. Don’t worry; there won’t be a pop quiz on what you learned.

  • Capricorn 4-22-26

    Capricorns are kinda like the therapists who don’t ever go to therapy themselves. When their friends need someone to unload on, the loyal Caps are always there. Ask a Cappy about their feelings? Good luck cracking that open! It’s sealed with superglue. And gorilla glue. And some glitter glue to make it pretty… Anyway, you — like everyone else on planet Earth — deserve to unload your deep emotions and feelings. Stop trying to hold yourself together with glue. You’re deeply emotional (Captain Obvious!); you just might always have the feeling the you’re too much. Seek out people to talk to. Journal about your feelings. Create art to express your emotions. Do SOMETHING with the emotions you have except for hiding them inside yourself. Because if you hold them in, they could eat you alive from the inside out, like some sort of alien parasite. You’re better than alien chow.

  • Sagittarius 4-22-26

    Failure? No, Sagittarians don’t fail. They’d rather not making any decision at all than risk an epic fail. They learn from less than ideal experiences, nothing less. With today’s energy, you could be in for some learning and experience gaining! Don’t get dismayed (as if you would?!). These learning moments could very well help you in gaining experience toward your goals. No need to be glum if you experience some potholes on the road today. Rub some dirt in the wound and keep driving, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 4-22-26

    Resting beast face goes with anything, does it not, Scorpio? It certainly goes well with today’s energy. The vibe may be serious and filled with lessons. I mean, not the kind of lessons with chalkboards or powerpoints and crap but life lessons for sure. Think of it like a video game. Learn the lessons to level up to the next challenge. So put away the cranky mug and get that game face on instead.

  • Libra 4-22-26

    Has the daily grind been getting you down, Libra? Well, that sucks. Get ready for some change, because this Wednesday you’ll likely be facing some lessons that could lead to bigger and better things. Unless, of course, you choose to find enjoyment in even the more serious moments or in between necessary (but boring AF) tasks. Let your imagination run free as you find a solution to the daily grind blues. If anyone can do it, it’s you!

  • Virgo 4-22-26

    Are you feeling warm and tingly in that special place, Virgo? No, not Down There. I meant in your chest… specifically, your heart. The vibes this Wednesday will likely tease out that part of you that loves humanity and adores the people closest to you. Use the eye-opening vibes today to focus on healing yourself and other people. You could turn out to be a great force for healing, if you so desire, V.

  • Leo 4-22-26

    You’ve got that loving healing… wait — that’s not how the song goes! But it’ll work for you today, Leo. Loving feeling, loving healing — whatever it is, you’ve got it. The vibes today could promote extra healing. Your excellent judgment and bendy noodle could help guide you toward self-care as well as ways to care for others. Pay attention to any lessons that may pop up, and remember that sometimes healing hurts a little. Lean into the process by embracing the lessons, taking good care of yourself, and remembering that your past mistakes don’t define you. Loving healing for the win today!

  • Cancer 4-22-26

    Like Brave Heart, the cool lion Care Bear (not the Mel Gibson in face paint one), you could be sending (and receiving) powerful healing energy today. Today will be all about healing and moving forward. Listen to an inspirational TED talk, read an inspirational book, talk out a problem with a friend — the sky’s the limit today. Just don’t forget to focus on your own vision for your life, too, Crabby.

  • Gemini 4-22-26

    Another day, another chance to achieve your secret fantasy of swimming in a pool of chocolate pudding. Wait, what? I mean, it’s cool and all, but if swimming in pudding is your thing, I’m only judging you a little. Well, Gem, you could be in for some learning today! There will be a serious edge in the air today, which will probably be fine by you. Makes it easier for you to get it done. Please, though, remember to take a fun break and enjoy yourself. Your lesson today might just be learning how not to be so serious 24/7! Take a break, Twins.

  • Taurus 4-22-26

    Today’s energy could feel like a warm healing bath, the kind with aromatherapy, candles on the side, a relaxing facial, and maybe some light spiritual awakening. The vibes today will be strong for healing, learning lessons, and moving ever closer to your goals. Taurus, your natural intuitive agility could have you sinking in easily into the warm bath of healing while less emotionally adept signs could be struggling like a cat in a tub. Focus on absorbing the day’s lessons, healing yourself, and helping others when you can, and you’ll likely come out of this day feeling fresh and clean.

  • Aries 4-22-26

    Hope you ordered all the lessons because that’s what will be on the menu today, Aries. Before you turn up your nose at the Universe’s offerings, use your famous mental agility to consider how to use those lessons to make headway on your goals. Lessons don’t have to leave a bitter taste; some could be pretty sweet. The day could bring in strong healing vibes if you open up to learning whatever insights will be available. So, go out and learn — and if a lesson tastes bitter, here’s a pro-tip: wash out the taste with water, the other adult beverage, and keep moving toward your lofty goals.