Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-12-26

    You might want to leave your thinking cap hanging on the wall for now, Cap. There will be overthinking type vibes floating around. Being inside your head too much could be dangerous, especially if you’re low vibing and feel like lashing out. Luckily, you have the power to rise above the cruddy energies and instead see the lessons in the failures and the triumphs overall. Take that good stuff and apply it to what you’re dealing with today. Good luck!

  • Sagittarius 3-12-26

    Some twisty things are awesome — like hot, soft, salty pretzels. But you getting twisted over the past … well, that’s salty for sure, but it’s not awesome, Saggy. With today’s vibes, you might be doing a little replay of all your regrets. Don’t. This mood won’t be about all the roads not taken; it’ll be about the ones you did — what you learned, who you are, and how far you’ve come. If you can focus on those amazing achievements, you just might be inspired to go the distance on your dreams, never giving up, Archer.

  • Scorpio 3-12-26

    Feeling cute, might trap myself in my brain forever. IDK. Scorpio, don’t you dare! Sure, today will encourage thinking too much but that doesn’t mean you have to fall into the rabbit hole. Nay, nay. Fight off the pensive vibes by choosing to focus on what’s in your control and how you can keep moving forward. Let the past rest and let go of what’s not within your power to change. You got this, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-12-26

    Time to sit back and be impressed — by you, Libra. The energy today could be ideal for making note of how far you’ve come and then rewarding yourself for it. I mean, you don’t have to make yourself a trophy (although you could) but paying attention to your own progress could help motivate you to face any challenges and remind you not to give up, not even when the going gets so tough that the tough want to crawl back into bed, pull the covers over their heads, and call it a day. Look at how amazing you are! However far you have to go, how far you’ve come proves that you can do anything you want to do — and look good doing it!

  • Virgo 3-12-26

    Unless you have a tattoo of your ex’s name on your forehead, you probably can’t have gone too far wrong in life, Virgo. Today’s mood could have you wading through past memories for every single screw up and regret, but you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. Learn from what was, but your focus will be needed on what’s happening now. Take stock of how far you’ve come and then see how far you want to go. Use that. Tatts can be removed, and some mistakes can be made right, but what you’ll do and keep doing going forward matters more than the sum total of your past. Go be the flipping change, V, rather than wishing you could change what’s done. Unless you’re hiding a time machine in your basement, it’s time to focus on how to make the world a little better with you being in it. Put your brain to figuring out the next right thing, and I’m sure whatever you’ll do next will be as brilliant as you!

  • Leo 3-12-26

    Is wallowing in regrets really the way you want to spend the day, Leo? I didn’t think so. It would be easy to spend the day eyeballing every mistake you’ve ever made and wishing for a do-over, but that would just waste this day we’re living right now. Instead of lamenting every missed opportunity or trashy ex, consider using this energy to focus on the progress you’ve made and things you’ve learned. Unless you’re on a collision course for repeating the same mistakes every other minute, you’ve probably figured out some stuff and started doing better. Yay you! That seems like a thing you should celebrate, Lion. Or go ahead and wallow. You do you, but make sure this day isn’t one you’ll add to the regret pile later.

  • Cancer 3-12-26

    Woowww, would you look at that?! Cancer, you’ve had quite the journey so far. Don’t stop now. Today will reflect vibes for getting stuck in your head and overthinking things. The key will likely be choosing not to get messed up over the things you cannot change but instead, focusing on how far you’ve come and the lessons you’ve learned along the way. Once you’ve done that, pat yourself on the back and look ahead. Keep going, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-12-26

    You won’t likely fall into a hot tub time machine today, but you might feel a little like you did. Getting stuck in the past and all the feels could be the energetic vibe of the day. Sure, you could spend the whole day steeped in regrets, but where’s the fun in that? Boss up, Gem, and remember just how far you’ve come.

  • Taurus 3-12-26

    I got 99 problems and most of them I made up in my head and haven’t actually happened yet and might not happen and — Okay, maybe I shouldn’t try to make catchy songs catchier in my head, but you get the point, Taurus. Today will encourage overthinking type energies that could push you towards the limit of destructive thoughts. Rather than focusing on what MIGHT happen or what’s already happened and can’t be changed, see the lessons, victories, and stuff going on right now. You can do this, Bull.

  • Aries 3-12-26

    I like me better when I don’t think about my shortcomings. How about you, Aries? Well, this Thursday will release strong energies for thinking too much and getting trapped in your head. While that could be fun if you’re thinking about conspiracy theories or wild schemes, more than likely the vibes will tempt you towards harsh introspection, like getting hung up on the unchangeable past. Slap that crud away and choose to celebrate your victories instead. You rock, Ram.

  • Pisces 3-11-26

    Shouting “back it up, buttercup” might be inadvisable if it’s your boss tailgating you in the parking lot. Maybe dial it back just a bit. That whole overwhelm coming in today will require you to find the balance between all the things you need to do and what you need for YOU. While you could teach a master class in leveling up to overcome challenges, you’ll need to summon all your diplomacy to get through this day without losing your spit, Fishy. If you schmooze, you won’t lose, so power up your best networking smile and do the adulting so you can finally take that downtime you’ve been needing.

  • Aquarius 3-11-26

    It’s time to take care of them, Aquarius. You get me? TAKE. CARE. Bada bing, bada boom. That’s right, today will promote glorious energies for seeking balance in relationships and just generally treating people better. You’ll likely have an easier time than usual figuring out when to be firmly honest and when to just keep your mouth shut and listen. That is, if you choose to channel the vibes during your interactions today. Give it a go, WB.