Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-11-26

    When I say this Wednesday will be about push and pull, I don’t mean playing tug of war where you push your opponents over and pull the rope to victory. Nay, nay! Cap, today, there will be strong energies for finding a loving balance between the push and pull of relationships. Tap into your higher vibes for best outcomes. Fly high, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 3-11-26

    Lost that loving feeling, Saggy? Feel like it’s gone underground and you’ve got an annoying feeling instead? If you feel like there are too many demands on your time and that the year is now flying by at super speed, hang on to your hats! It’s not over until it’s over — even if you cry UNCLE! While that could have the annoying feeling set to simmering, today’s energy won’t be about stewing in frustration. Instead, you’ll be better served to counter the day’s aggravation with your usual sweetness. Bringing some of that energy to the table could calm surly tempers and generally chase away that creeping sense of overwhelm. Keep calm, carry on, and bring back that loving feeling!

  • Scorpio 3-11-26

    Coffee in one hand and to-do list in the other might be the balance you need for starting off your day the right way, Scorpster, but what about finding balance in love? This Wednesday will reflect wonderful vibes for seeking balance in relationships. This could be an awesome opportunity for figuring out people’s love languages and sharing yours as well. That way, everyone can really feel the love. Go for it, Scorpio!

  • Libra 3-11-26

    If you find your last remaining nerve might be in danger, you might want to call a time-out and retreat to a safe space. Find a bathroom, a supply closet, or wherever and try to chill. Today’s emotional energy could have you feeling overwhelmed, and you might want to try to scale it back to just plain whelmed. While you don’t hesitate to confront conflict, you may want to do a little more sweet talking and a little less rolling up with figurative guns blazing, Libra. You’ve got reserves of charm if you chill long enough to tap into them. Flexing some of your natural magnetism could use your creative resources and possibly save your last nerve before someone gets on it and uses it like a trampoline. The world will have plenty of salty today — be so sweet they get a toothache.

  • Virgo 3-11-26

    Deck the halls and not your colleagues, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. You may feel like you’ve got too much on your plate — or worse, that you’ve got more than one plate, and they’re all jam-packed with stuff for you to do. Holy overwhelm, Virgo! Before you lose your ever-loving mind and go postal, you might want to breathe a little and remember who you are. Boss up, buttercup, because whatever life throws at you, you’ll handle. And today’s challenges might be a smidge easier if you summon your mega-compassion rather than your impressive temper. Tap that empathy rather than someone’s head against a wall until they comply with your wishes. You can do it. Roll out that sweet smile and do some schmoozing, and you just might ease through this day like butter on a biscuit. Now clean your plate and know you’ve so got this!

  • Leo 3-11-26

    Not sure if you need to scream like you’re auditioning for a Psycho reboot or ask for a hug? Today will have strong and divided energy. You’ll want to find the balance between the two, Leo, because people generally don’t like you to scream your head off while you’re hugging them. It could be slightly off-putting. You’ll likely want to serve up some snark, but you’ll do better today to lead with more of that charm of yours. Save the sarcasm for your inner dialogue, and see if you can’t balance the day’s sweet and salty vibes by bringing all your witty charm to the table. It could help you find your balance so that if you do go in for that hug, you’ll not damage anyone’s hearing in the process. Happy Humpday, Lion!

  • Cancer 3-11-26

    Let’s go catch some flies with honey, Cancer! Don’t say gross. It’s just a metaphor, silly. This Wednesday, there will be strong energies for finding a loving balance between the push and pull. Like, confronting those moments when honesty might hurt in the now but it’ll help the person you love face their challenges. Whatever that tough conversation may be, go forth without judgement and with support. Good luck, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-11-26

    I hate to hit you with a cliché before you’ve had your magic bean juice or whatever, but today’s energy could be all about catching some flies with honey, Gem. Not sure why anyone wants to actually catch flies, but honey sounds good. The whole mood could feel a little tense and need of a bit of balance to navigate. Even if you tend to be a bit more salty than sweet, Twins, I know you can summon the sweetness if you really want to. You just might find that being sweet will get you further than being salty, and you can always save your snark for trash talking with your bestie after hours. Go on, Gemini. Be sweet as pie and twice as nice!

  • Taurus 3-11-26

    The ice cream flavor of the day is finding balance in love. Lick it up, Taurus. Yum, yum! I don’t know what that’d actually taste like, but I bet it’s good. Anyway, this Wednesday will reflect big, beautiful vibes for seeking balance in relationships. For others, that could look like being more nurturing towards loved ones. For you, that might mean working to accept support from loved ones. Seek out and honor the many love languages, especially your own. Have at it, Bull.

  • Aries 3-11-26

    The scales have spoken, Aries. So mote it be! What did they say? Well, this Wednesday finding a loving balance between the push and pull of communication in relationships will be encouraged. Indeed, this could be an epic chance for figuring out when to lay out your truths like a wise Ram versus when to be a silent, supportive shoulder to lean on. Make it happen!

  • Pisces 3-10-26

    Sing it, Fishy! Using what you’ve learned to make things better will be encouraged by the vibes of today. Whether you go for sharing honest and constructive criticism with loved ones, applying life lessons to yourself, or going big and making magic in your community, there’s really no wrong answer. There’s so much goodness floating around in your head. Get creative with it, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 3-10-26

    Break time, happy Aquarius! All work and no play would make life super boring, and you’ll still be amazing even if you take a rest. We’ll have a big vibe today that’ll be great for helping out and showing off your loyal heart and how much you care, but don’t forget to save some of that love for you. Self-care will also be on the agenda — or at least, it should be if you want to make the most of this day. Relax and enjoy the drive to where you’re going rather than gunning it to get to the next destination.