Well I’ll be a twisted tongue! Cappy, today will encourage gross vibes for challenges with communication. If you’re not thoughtful about how you phrase things, you could end up seriously confusing others and then confusing yourself and then everyone will be confused. It’d be confused chaos, yo! Fortunately, you’ll likely be able to avoid all that (or at least minimize it) through intention and concise word choice. It’s as easy as pumpkin pie. Think, breathe, and then speak. Boom, baby!
Category: Horoscopes AV
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Sagittarius 3-7-26
Hitting people who annoy you with a glitter bomb might put a gleam in your eye and a smile on your face, but try to calm your pits for a minute. You might get it twisted with today’s energy, but straighten out your underpants and put away the glitter for a hot minute. Instead of planning your revenge, Saggy (or entirely ignoring the problem), consider finding the balance by communicating clearly. Not sure what someone meant? Clarify before you launch into a defense. Not sure you’re being understood? Restate it a different way. While a little sparkle never hurt anything (assuming it doesn’t land in your eye), you’ll be better served making things clear rather than throwing glitter on everything.
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Scorpio 3-7-26
Where’d it go? I just had something to say but wooosh it’s gone. Oh, right, Scorpio! This Sunday communications could get lost — great vibes, amiright? *big eye roll* To stay out of trouble, err on the side of being clear and concise. A little extra explanation or choosing your words carefully could go a long way in avoiding hurt feelings or awful misunderstandings. Super Scorpster, you got this!
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Libra 3-7-26
Before you cut anyone out of your will or declare them dead to you, maybe cool your jets, Libra. There could be major misunderstandings afoot with the vibes the way they are today. As much as you really want to drop into drama mode and really pitch a fit, you might want to use this energy to be extra clear — and listen with care. Spoiler alert: you might divert a drama if you do and find yourself getting closer rather than pushing people away. But, hey, if you’re in the mood for more drama that Real Housewives meeting the Jersey Shore, maybe go ahead and get it twisted and let the cards fall where they may. You do you, but consider the listening thing for a low-drama day.
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Virgo 3-7-26
Watch out for a tidal wave of feelings, Virgo! Today’s vibes could have things getting twisted, setting off a chain reaction of emotion. You might be tempted to get salty, but the energy won’t be about lashing out and drowning those around you in your fury. Instead, you might want to tread softly — listening carefully and clarifying as you go. If you’re going to spend all that energy being mad, make sure it’ll be for the right reasons and not just because wires got crossed somewhere. Slow down, breathe, and see if connecting gets you further than combusting, V.
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Leo 3-7-26
If you find yourself sinking into the quicksand of dreaded disappointment, you may be feeling today’s energy. Chin up, buttercup. Quicksand isn’t quite as prevalent as 80s movies would have had us believe. And happily, there’s a way out of disappointment, too. If you just listen up and be very clear with your communication, you could find that the day isn’t quite so full of injured feelings and angry faces. Cool your jets, Leo, and be sure to quick step it around any quirky communication mishaps by using your noodle.
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Cancer 3-7-26
Say whaaat? Cancer, today will promote challenges with communication. It might be tempting to jump to conclusions or dive right in without thinking, but that will likely lead to serious trouble. If lines get crossed, feelings could get hurt. Lean in and listen! Just because the vibes say communications will stink doesn’t mean you have to listen. Take charge and choose to rise above them. You know what to do!
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Gemini 3-7-26
“Hit first and ask questions later” would make a great face tatt for you, Gemini — if that wasn’t a horrible philosophy and terrible place to put a tattoo. Today’s vibes are scheduled to promote word problems. No, not the math kind. You could want to clap back hard today if your feelings get hurt, but I’m going to need you to slow your roll. Put the brakes on your impressive temper, and try to get a little clarity before you start kicking tail and taking names. It could be that wires got crossed. Give the people you love the benefit of the doubt. Heck, give everyone the benefit of the doubt today, and maybe sit on your hands if you think they might get a little punchy. Pun totally intended. Now go forth and behave yourself, Friend.
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Taurus 3-7-26
When it rains, it pours a drink. Wait, no, that’s not right. Taurus, hold that thought — and the booze. You’ll likely need a clear head for overcoming the incoming vibes. Vibes that just make communication a little tougher are on the menu today. Choosing clear, thoughtful methods for communicating your truth could be key to overcoming the energies. Like, try to shoot for a straight line from A to B to get your point across. You can do this, Bull.
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Aries 3-7-26
Don’t freak out, Aries, but dangling above your head are some anti-communication energies. Yikes. While it may be harder than usual to convey exactly what you mean, that could be remedied by being thoughtful about what you say and considering body language. When you’re intentional about things, your truth will likely shine through. Let it shine!
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Pisces 3-6-26
Straight to the top — that’s the route you always plan to take. Not that you mind a detour or two that serves your purpose, Fishy. You might find an oddball detour serves you well today. Sure, it’s not the straight shot to the top you usually prefer, but it might make for an interesting side trip. In fact, you may even find that some weird wanderings help you do a little extra networking to help you on your way to the tippy top of the world.
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Aquarius 3-6-26
Is this building box-shaped? I — I have to go!! I can only think OUTSIDE of boxes. Aquarius, jokes aside, today will reflect primo energies for thinking outside the box, but you could also encounter difficulties with connecting to others. Fortunately, you’ll likely be able to channel creativity into closing gaps in relationships, even new ones. Take this opportunity to show how awesomely creative and unique you are. Have fun, WB.