Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-6-26

    Let’s get freaky, Capricorn. Pants are optional. You do you. This Friday, there could be some struggles with connecting, but you’ll likely find that embracing weird and wonderful ways to express yourself will be helpful. At times we all get a little too critical or embarrassed of our eccentricities, but often it’s our weirdness that brings us together with kindred spirits. Rock what your mama gave ya, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 3-6-26

    Hmmm… taking the road less traveled may be the last thing you want to do today, Saggy, if you actually like people. Well, not all people. But YOUR people, for sure. Today’s energy could make people-ing hard and make that road less traveled look a little more appealing. It won’t be about avoidance, Archer, but about finding another way to connect. You may have to learn a different way to communicate, but it’ll be worth it when you find yourself connecting more and dealing with drama less. It’ll make your peace-loving heart happy to find the balance and still say what you need to say.

  • Scorpio 3-6-26

    Are you a stickler for rules or do you like to stick it to the rules, Scorpio? Well, today the vibes will promote taking the path less traveled with a dash of struggling to connect. At first glance, it might seem like you’ll need to act normal to overcome the connection issues. Actually, you’ll likely find the opposite is true! March to the beat of your own drum and the right kinda people will join the symphony. Right on, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-6-26

    Ah, the happy sound of clicking Add to Cart. Click, click, click! Whether or not you find yourself hitting up the sales, today’s vibes could make connections tricky. I mean, hopefully not your Internet connection if you’re shopping online, but you might need to find different ways to get your point across today. You could go old school and phone a friend to chat it out or re-enact a little Love Actually with signs saying how you feel (whether this is cute or creepy depends on what the signs say and who you’re holding them up for). However you need to get your message across, your natural creativity could help you find a way, Libra. You won’t let anything stand in between you and what you’ve got to say — no, not even that mega sale sign you just saw that nearly caused a collision.

  • Virgo 3-6-26

    I don’t know if I’d recommend bursting into the hokey pokey or YMCA, but today may require a little creativity to go with your cleverness, Virgo. There could be challenges with connecting today that could have your usual ways of communicating how you feel falling a little short. Maybe a flash mob won’t be the way to go, but if you look for opportunities, no matter how odd, you just might find a way.

  • Leo 3-6-26

    You’re probably not actually divided from the world by plexiglass but if you feel a little disconnected, today’s energy might be getting to you. If it seems like there’s an invisible wall keeping you from other people, figure out a creative way to get around it. I don’t mean roll out a mime routine. That’s just creepy. But if you look for unusual ways to approach challenges, you just might figure out that connecting could be easier than you think, Lion.

  • Cancer 3-6-26

    I love you, you little weirdo! Don’t fight the strange, Cancer! If you find it hard to connect today, look for some weird and wonderful ways in which you can express yourself. Indeed, being uniquely you will likely help others open up about themselves as well, and then you could bond over your weirdness. Who doesn’t love discovering someone is a fellow oddball? Do your thang, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-6-26

    If you were ever going to start communicating in song, today might be that day with these totally weird vibes. It definitely could be a day to walk on the wild side in order to get your message across, Bull. Just make sure you see the fun of the day. This vibe can help you you figure out a way to celebrate what’s weird and wonderful about you. Be a cornucopia of awesomeness, Gemini!

  • Taurus 3-6-26

    I like your brain, Taurus. Can I poke it? Haha, naw, I won’t poke it. Today will reflect strong energies of creativity and weirdness, as well as some vibes that could make it tough for connecting. If you find yourself struggling with relating to others, then let out your weird and creative side. Nothing brings people together like crazy! Really, though, that brilliant fantastic mind of yours has the power to surprise and enchant. Show it off, Bull.

  • Aries 3-6-26

    The truth is out there! Aries, I challenge you to be your truest self this Friday. If you hit road bumps while trying to strengthen your bond with someone, perhaps that’s your cue to express your true eccentric self in weirdly wonderful ways. The vibes will be right for wandering off the beaten path. Do your own thing and your people will come along. Fly your freak flag, Ram.

  • Pisces 3-5-26

    What doesn’t kill you makes you bitter, amirght? Ha! Today could throw some life lessons at you, but maybe it forgot you are the bee’s knees. You don’t care about having to adult and deal with challenges. You like that sort of thing. In fact, it’ll just remind you how awesome and strong and clever you are. I mean, no need to get a big head and all, but you could figure out how to use these challenges to make you the best Fishy you can be. Be better, not bitter, and enjoy the heck out of this day!

  • Aquarius 3-5-26

    Look to the sky! It’s a bird… it’s a plane… No, wait, it’s life lessons on the rise! Aquarius, today promote learning and growth, which maybe isn’t all that exciting at first glance. However, your knack for higher thinking, plus that sense of humor and some optimism, could come in clutch for turning struggles into intellectual adventures. The world is your oyster. Go find some pearls, WB.