Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 9-29-25

    Ohhhhhh! Who lives in their dreams and avoids reality? Saggy the Archer! That might not be your norm ALL the time, but this Monday will unleash self-expression energies with a threat of escapism. You could be tempted to hide from your problems by sinking into some creative endeavors. While a little time away from reality can be rather therapeutic, you may have to fight to make your way back. Before you ask, yes, you do need to come back. Otherwise, I’d miss you! Come along little Sag.

  • Scorpio 9-29-25

    You’ll have no problem keeping your own secrets today, Scorpio. Or any day for that matter. As the Most Likely to Lead a Double Life, you know how to keep your business to yourself — sometimes in ways that can frustrate friends or partners. Today, the day could be strong for intuition and imagination, which could have everyone a little over-sensitive today. Avoid over-thinking as well as secret spilling because your imagination might only come up with the worst possible outcomes today. Instead of all that, try to tap into the intuitive vibe to trust your gut. If you rely on that, you might figure out who to trust and who to avoid, and your secrets will stay safe, Scorpster.

  • Libra 9-29-25

    Break out the Spongebob memes because it’s time for ImAgInAtIoN! That’s right, Libra, today, will reflect dreamy imagination energies with a threat of giving into escapism. Say what?! You could find yourself tempted to hide from your problems by getting buried in creativity, whether that’s just daydreaming, crafting art, or enjoying someone else’s work. A little brain vacay can be nice (and needed), but don’t get lost. Come on back, ya hear?

  • Virgo 9-29-25

    If there was protection for getting butthurt, I’d suggest you use it this Monday, Virgo. Maybe there’s a lotion? Probs not. Today will unleash intuition vibes and emotional energies with a chance for oversensitivity. You’ll likely be able to rely on your sixth sense for making decisions, but it could be hard to hear over the screaming emotions that may bubble up. Find your zen so you can work through the feels and tap into your intuition. You can do it, V.

  • Leo 9-29-25

    Some problems can only be fixed with duct tape and chocolate. For instance, Leo, you might want to shove some chocolate in your mouth and duct tape it shut so you don’t spill the beans today. There will be epic communication energies, but that could mean a battle ahead to avoid repeating juicy tidbits or working to keep your own secrets to yourself. Mum’s the word, Lion.

  • Cancer 9-29-25

    Hush yo mouth, Crabby! That could be tough, especially considering that today will reflect epic communication energies. While conversating could be super smooth this Monday, you’ll likely have the added challenge of resisting the temptation to repeat secrets or to keep your own secrets to yourself. Hush hush to stay out of trouble, Cancer. You can resist the urge to gossip away, because there are plenty of other cool things to talk about. Stay strong.

  • Gemini 9-29-25

    Building your empire is great, Gemini, but not if you only do so in your head. Today, you could be feeling deeply imaginative today, which could lead to strong intuition and expression. All good things unless, of course, you end up over-thinking and trying to escape into your thoughts rather than manifesting your dreams. We all love a good daydream, Gem, but your maniacal chuckle while envisioning your corner office or chocolate factory takeover or what-have-you could really send your colleagues sending some side eye your way, and maybe scooting away from you. Instead of scaring your coworkers, partners, or friends, try taking those dreams and putting them into practical steps. You excel at that if you get out of your head and get to work, Twins.

  • Taurus 9-29-25

    “Excuse TF outta me!” could be a whole mood for you, Bull. You could be deeply oversensitive as you imagine the worst and react most dramatically to your imaginings. While you may get the attention you crave, it might not be the kind you really want, Taurus. Instead of getting all up in your feelings, try instead to rely more on your intuition and easy self-expression to talk things out today. Just avoid sharing secrets — yours or anyone else’s. And if you feel the urge to be dramatic, try for a grand gesture of kindness.

  • Aries 9-29-25

    I would not call you over-sensitive today of all days, Aries. You could be a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs today if we’re totally honest, but it might not be easy to manage. The day will be huge for imagination and intuition, but all those feels could have you feeling fragile. Today, the real challenge will be pausing before you react and taking the time to think things through. If you use your imagination with kindness, you may get a big clue about when you need to trust someone and when you need to call them on their crazy. You dig?

  • Pisces 9-28-25

    What do you get when you cross a Pisces with today’s energies? Probably a cluster-duck of massive proportions! Your normal over-thinking could go into overdrive as you get hit with the feels — or you may find yourself adding one distraction on top of another to keep from dealing with the way you’ll be feeling. Clucking stop, Fishy! Instead of distracting yourself with endless work or amusement, you’ll be better served to see how your feelings align with your thoughts. There could be valuable lessons in this day if you bother to look for them. Searching them out could make for a better day than letting every feeling ruffle your feathers.

  • Aquarius 9-28-25

    You hear that, Aquarius? That’s the world’s tiniest violin, playing a heartfelt song just for you. Nawww, you can bet emotions will be on tap — you know, like an unstoppable geyser. While your sense of self will likely be more in line with your feelings than usual, you could also struggle with the urge to run from problems that bubble up. Stand your ground, WB. You CAN handle this.

  • Capricorn 9-28-25

    Coming down with a case of the feels could have you wanting to pull the covers over your head, Cap, but you don’t want to miss out on today’s vibes. Those feels will sit well with how you feel about yourself, and today could be powerful for bringing some of your life into alignment. It could be an excellent day to brush up on boundaries by paying attention to those feels. Don’t feel like doing something? Say no. Rather do something else? Do that. Listen up, buttercup, because those feels have a lot to say if you pay attention to them.