Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 9-27-25

    If I scream for ice cream, and you scream for ice cream, and we all scream for ice cream, will any of us actually be rewarded with frozen treats? Maybe, Saggy, especially today, will reflect assertive vibes this Saturday. You’ll likely be able to channel them into getting what you want. Yay! Just be wary of the illusion energies floating around, which could make glittering crud look like piles of gold. Keep your goal in your mind’s eye so you don’t get distracted by, well, distractions. Go, Sag, go!

  • Scorpio 9-27-25

    MINE! ALL MINE! Mwahaha — Whoa, Scorpio. You could benefit from a chill pill, STAT. Indeed, today’s resulting vibes will be all about communication, but there will also be possessive energies in the mix. Use your words wisely and stay away from getting possessive with the people you care about. Your own tongue, laced with jealous words, could get you into serious trouble. Instead, pair communication with positive thinking. You can do it, Scorpster.

  • Libra 9-21-24

    The greener the grass, the more manure they probably used. Just FYI, Libra. Why have I graced you with this stinky wisdom? Well, today the vibes will be epic for revving up your wit and charm, there will also be chances for some illusion energies to tempt you into looking for greener pastures. Tend to your own lawn instead of drooling over someone else’s grass. Besides, you’ll have wit and charm on your side. Channel those vibes into goodness for yourself. Best of luck, Scales!

  • Virgo 9-27-25

    You’re slicker than grease, Virgo! Especially this Saturday. You can expect an upgrade in wit and charm energies, but be careful as the coveted vibes being unleashed could tempt you into chasing greener grass and bluer oceans. While you could very well smooth talk your way to the oval office, think about whether or not that’s really how you wanna channel the chat-tastic vibes. You know what you want. Don’t let yourself get sidetracked. Your aim is true, V.

  • Leo 9-27-25

    I used to bite coins to see if they were chocolate, gum, or real money. Not everyone was born smart like you, Leo. ANYWAY. Today, it could be easier than usual to assert yourself. Beware! You’ll also likely have to fight the desire to chase something new and shiny. Don’t drop the diamonds in your hand for a minor chance at gold. That’ll probably turn out to be remnants of chocolate candy coins. Not even the chocolate. JUST the wrappers. Remember to value what you have. Work smart, Lion.

  • Cancer 9-27-25

    Charming the pants off all around you needs to be figurative, Cancer, or things could get awkward fast. Today will bring the wit and charm, a boost to your natural sass. You could get a mad rush from the power that comes with being a shameless flirt, but make sure you loved-up Crabbies don’t start looking around to assess your options because you start to wonder if the grass might be greener. If it’s greener, it’s because someone is watering their own lawn. So, take a hint, and be sure to use this charming vibe on the one you’re with, Crabby. Unless the one you’re with actually is the worst, and then what are you doing with a muggle-fluffer like that? Dig the vibe, lay on the charm, and enjoy this fun and flirty day!

  • Gemini 9-27-25

    Hey there, Gemini! Your WOW factor might just be turned up on high today. Power plus wit plus charm? Don’t forget to thank today’s vibes in whatever acceptance speech you might be mentally preparing for this assertive and powerful energy today. Just take care that you don’t get tripped up thinking someone has it better than you. A big power day could easily send you on an ego and envy trip if you don’t watch where you step. Stay out of steaming piles of envy and focus instead on doing your very best, which we all know will be amazing, Gem!

  • Taurus 9-27-25

    Wit, charm, power. While you may naturally assume we’re just describing you, Taurus, it could also be the whole vibe of this day. You may find it easier than ever to stand up for yourself, and your innate diplomacy will smooth the way. The only hang-up today could be that you might get stuck on your expectation of how this day should go and forget to enjoy what actually happens. Your exacting standards may be impressive, but if you get too caught up in them, you might miss out on a pretty perfect day by anyone’s measure, Bull. Don’t get caught up on your vision of reality; actually enjoy the day with all the wit, charm, and power we know you bring to the table.

  • Aries 9-27-25

    Charming and disarming — an Aries mood for heck of a day. Today could have you schmoozing and oozing. Charm, that is. What else with you? A strong assertive power could ease communication as long as you don’t get too caught up in competition, Ram. As much as you want to be the best, focus on doing your best and don’t waste time clocking everyone else’s progress. You do you, and I’m sure you’ll charm the socks off everyone today.

  • Pisces 9-26-25

    Today will be about synergy and perfect for your energy, Pisces! What else will be going on with these vibes? The Moon in Aries will be square Pluto in Cap and then moving into Taurus today, and you could be finding that everything gels well. Your thoughts, your feels, and even what you have to say. Your usual mental agility could be on full display today as you juggle tasks easily and get stuff done. You may even learn a thing or two if you put in a little effort to smooth the way today, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 9-26-25

    Today could be a latte fun with thoughts, feelings, and even communication coming together, Aquarius. While your assertive personality may want to get things brewing and then sit back to enjoy the vibe, keep in mind you’ll need to exert a little effort. It’ll be important for you to espresso self today to see all the benefits. Have a brew-tiful day, WB!

  • Capricorn 9-26-25

    Intellect. Spiritualness. Going mental. Sounds like another day in the life of a Capricorn, amiright?! Well, today the vibes will be chock full of potential for intellectual endeavors, as well as spiritual healing and doing a little extra to care for your mental health (e.g. avoiding going mental). Basically, if it has to do with your mind or your spirit, the vibes got your back. Make the most of today’s potential by seeking growth and healing. Namaste, Goat.