Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 9-13-25

    So, you’ve got big plans. That’s cute, Saggy. Unfortunately, so does the Universe. Obstacles will likely be reflected today, and it could be harder than usual to follow through on plans you’ve made for achieving your dreams this Saturday. Actually, taking a beat to regroup your thoughts could be incredibly helpful. You have the power to make the most out of roadblocks and setbacks. Take that, Universe! Archer for the win.

  • Scorpio 9-13-25

    If this day was tug-of-war, you might be feeling like the rope, Scorpio. Give some serious side eye to the energy today. That energy could have your lofty ideals colliding with your dreams in a way that doesn’t quite mesh. Feeling pulled between who you want to be and what you want to do may feel like a challenge, but luckily your busy brain was born to sort and shift information around until it fits. Think of this day as a puzzle rather than tug-of-war, and you might find it easier to find the solution that fits those high expectations with the big dreams you’ve got. Channel your twin-ergy to handle this task, and you’ll have it sorted before you can say Satur-yay!

  • Libra 9-13-25

    I hope you’re hungry, Libra, because you could be eating the words “Hit me with your best shot” — even if you were just singing along to the song. The Universe will be flinging fireballs of doom today. Okay… not really. I was just REALLY dying to say that. But, your lofty goals and your dreams may not seem to jive today. You’ll likely feel pulled in different directions. Well, swallow your indecision. Choose to be stronger than the Universe’s dumb vibes. You’ve got dreams to chase, even if it’s just one at a time. Onward, Scales! (No fireballs were injured in the creation of this horoscope.)

  • Virgo 9-13-25

    Match me up with a creepy possessed doll. Challenges with your dreams will likely be encouraged by the vibes today, Virgo. As you push your way through obstacles, you could be faced with questions about whether or not your desires are worth the efforts. While only you can decide what’s worth pursuing, remember that a dream from the heart, while rarely easy to obtain, can be incredibly rewarding. Don’t let some self doubt steal that from you, friend. Fight on, V.

  • Leo 9-13-25

    Watch me Whip! Now watch me Nae Nae the vibes away. If only, Leo. If only. Today could mean that your big dreams and your actual drive may not jive well today. Like, you could sleep away the day dreaming about awesome possibilities, but actually getting up and doing them may be an entirely different beast altogether. Don’t get frustrated if you don’t have all the energy in the world. Some rest will likely help reignite your passions. Seek the bright side, Lion.

  • Cancer 9-13-25

    Glitter bombbbb! So many shiny things, but which one is gold, Crabby? Indeed, the Universe could glitter bomb you with energies that could pull you in different directions when it comes to your ambitions. You could find yourself tempted to pursue all sorts of desires. Honestly, that’s okay. Sometimes enjoying little side quests can remind you how epic it’ll be to achieve your main goal. Just don’t drown yourself in distractions to avoid the big challenges. You’re strong enough to face anything. Fortify yourself, Cancer.

  • Gemini 9-13-25

    You might want to take the blinders off today, Gemini. As much as you want to power through to your goals, today will offer a different option. You might feel pulled in a different direction, and instead of stubbornly ignoring that pull, you may want to pay attention to it. A side project or new direction could enhance your life — or it could lead to a whole new goal you never even knew you needed. You won’t know if you don’t take the time to evaluate those little mental tugs. If you explore them and find they’re just distractions, it could be a good time to rest and then jump back in when you attention isn’t so divided, clever Gem.

  • Taurus 9-13-25

    Punching this day in the face might be your solution to challenges that pop up. You want what you want, but stuff keeps getting in your way. You might even be questioning if you still want what you want. But challenges could shrink from you, mighty Bull, when you leap into this day with your trademark courage. If you feel pulled in a new direction, explore those possibilities. Get creative. See if what you’ve wanted still jives, and if it doesn’t, scrap that plan to create a better one. If anyone can do it, it’s you!

  • Aries 9-13-25

    If taffy has your deepest sympathy today, you may be feeling pulled by opposing energies, Aries. It could send you pulling back or clapping back with a SNAP! Today, the energetic feely feels could have you feeling torn between the goals you’ve set and your dreams. If you find discrepancies, today could be a powerful day to align them. Of course, you could just stay in your shell with your feelings or strike out at everyone and everything, but you might make more progress toward the life you want if you focus on alignment and meeting challenges head on. Your light and loyalty can handle the challenges, Ram, and come out on the other side still shining bright.

  • Pisces 9-12-25

    A bonfire can provide that nice warm feeling … until you step too close and get burned. You might feel the warm glow of love today, but it may be that you find yourself getting too much of a good thing. The overpowering energy of nurturing could have you looking for exits to get a little air. Your light needs room to shine! Before you freak out on the ones getting up in your space, try to use your grown-up words to tell them to ease up. Instead of offending someone who might genuinely be trying to show affection, you can communicate a need for space without hurting any feelings. That will appeal to your need to actually breathe without someone trying to climb inside your skin. Win-win, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 9-12-25

    I got a going away present for you! First, do your part. Byeeeeee. Well, Aquarius, if you feel like pushing people away this Friday, don’t be surprised. There will be smothering energies abound. All things love and nurturing could seem over the top. Heck, even the simple way someone loves you could feel TOO much. Take a beat (and maybe some alone time) before you burn down any bridges, though. The vibes will pass and you will want those snuggles back later. Keep a cool head.

  • Capricorn 9-12-25

    Feel like your partner’s snuggles are a little too reminiscent of a boa constrictor, Cappy? Today, you could be feeling a little crushed by love. Relationships, friends, family… it can apply pretty much anywhere. As in someone’s trying to squeeze the stuffing out of you. It could help to try to walk a mile in their shoes before you react and say something harsh. Need more space? Ask for it. Be kind because you can’t rewind. And if you feel the urge to do some nurturing of your own, try asking first before you help. It could save you a world of trouble, Cap.