Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Sagittarius 9-07-25

    Wipe those sleepies from your eyes, Saggy! Yeah, that could be a big ask, especially considering that the early vibe will be encouraging drowsy, cruddy hangover energies at first. Talk about a rough start. On the bright side, while the morning could start a little slow, you’ll likely find that you can make the most out of the later spicy energies. After all, they could be epic for owning the day. Rise and shine, Archer.

  • Scorpio 9-07-25

    Snooze it or lose it, Scorpster. Huh? Well, there will be sleepy, drowsy energies this morning and could make it hard to get going at first. While the morning could start a little slow, you will likely find that the later vibes can be quite useful and even unexpected. In midday the vibes will be ripe for thinking through problems and overcoming obstacles. Go for gold, Scorpio.

  • Libra 9-07-25

    Buckle up, Scales. This ride could get pretty bumpy and I wouldn’t want you to get whiplash! Or a sore butt. But what does it all mean?! Well, the morning could start a little slow but after that, you could just find that what you’ve learned recently can help you own this Sunday. Don’t dig in your heels. Goooo with the floooow, Libra.

  • Virgo 9-07-25

    Make it a double espresso, Virgo. You’ll thank me later. Why? Well, today will unleash hangover type vibes that could leave you feeling heckin off this Sunday morning. Fortunately, the day won’t stay cruddy. In midday, later energies will likely be all about using your experiences and life lessons to rule the day. Things may not start out stellar, but you could rise like a star nonetheless, V!

  • Leo 9-07-25

    Some days, Leo, there is no waking up on the RIGHT side of the bed. This Sunday, for example, will promote a slow start to your morning. But after that, it should pick up like a circus train. These later day energies will likely be excellent for applying lessons and overcoming challenges. Channeling them could be the boost you need to own this day. Battle through the morning fog. Greater stuff awaits, Lion.

  • Cancer 9-07-25

    Holy hangover, Crabby! Maybe you don’t have the drinky kind, but you might feel like you got hit by a bus when you roll out today. But don’t get too cozy, and maybe put on some pants, because the day may start flowing along. Just flow with it, Cancer. You’re great at that if you just relax and let go. It could be a lot of fun, and you might even find that a lesson you learned really comes in handy today. And if lessons and fun don’t go together in the same sentence, remember that you’re the one who brings the fun, friend!

  • Gemini 9-07-25

    Hey, Gem, hey! It’s self-care Sunday, and if the only self-care you want this morning is to snooze the day away, go on with your happy self if you can. We’ll be starting the day with an unexpected easy vibe. Dig that energy with a cozy start to the day. Then, as the day moves on, you’ll likely get that burst of energy you’ve needed. Of course, it could just be the magic bean juice you practically put in an IV with a side of chocolate, but whatevs. Just enjoy it, Bull, and go forth and be productive!

  • Taurus 9-07-25

    Rolling into this day because you legit couldn’t be bothered to get up and out of bed may be a whole mood, Bull. That energy could start snail-slow and then race off! Consider the morning time for self-care and going with the flow of how you feel. As the energy picks up, you might find yourself getting a second wind (or, seriously, a first one) and becoming super productive. Or at least putting on pants!

  • Aries 9-07-25

    Refusing to leave the bed because the blankets have accepted you as their own could be one way to handle this day, Aries, but the slow start could pick up speed as the day wears on. You’ll definitely want to get out of bed for the energies of the day. This day could flow well, particularly if you’ve taken past challenges and learned your lesson. Just go with it, and remember that your blankets will still be there when you’re done.

  • Pisces 9-06-25

    Before you try to tap into the dark side and use the Force to choke someone, consider that today could bring an energy ripe for misunderstandings. Making assumptions or listening to gossip could have you connecting to your inner darkness. Quit that ish, and instead consider using your grownup words to talk things out. Instead of getting even, you might find yourself getting closer and reaching a better understanding of the ones you love. At the very least, you could get clarity, and then you can use the Force for good instead, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 9-06-25

    No, Aquarius, pouring truth serum into the town water supply is not ethically responsible. Don’t try it. Probably not good for the environment, either. Indeed, today’s energies will likely promote chatty energies that could tempt people into trading rumors, but remember this. Rumors are just that. Rumors! They really aren’t worth a second of your time, though it could be amusing to hear all the crazy things you’ve apparently been up to! Take rumors with a grain of salt (and a sip of tequila, perhaps). Laugh it up, WB.

  • Capricorn 9-06-25

    Try to be the no drama llama today, Capricorn. You might hear a rumor that makes you see red. Rather than throat punching the messenger or reacting to what you hear, try to connect and communicate to sort out what’s true and what’s fake news. Especially when it comes to relationships, it won’t pay to rush in. Fools rush in, and you’re no fool, Archer. Innocent and at-times childlike, yes. A fool? Well, no way! Stay tuned to the no drama frequency, and clarify the facts before your hot head reacts, Cappy.