Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Scorpio 9-06-25

    How do you feel about dramas, Scorpio? Well, check out today’s energies. While some of the chatty vibes could lead to rumors, that’s so not something you would do. Right, Scorpster? Instead, you can spend your time seeking truth this Saturday. Don’t give into the nasty rumors bug. It will likely leave a bad taste in your mouth! Just say not to drama (IRL). TV drama would be fine, though. Stay on the up and up.

  • Libra 9-06-25

    I heard from Belle who heard from Gaston’s cousin’s goat that aliens are gonna invade soon. Then I fact checked it and it turns out Gaston doesn’t even have a cousin with a goat! It’s an alpaca. Anyway, Libra, the energy today will combine to promote vibes of half truths and gossip galore. It will likely be key NOT to believe everything you hear, even when it comes from family and loved ones. Seek the truth before jumping any guns. You’re smart like that, Libra.

  • Virgo 9-06-25

    All I hear is BLA BLA BLA! Same, Kesha. Same. Virgo, you could find yourself getting fed up with people as today unleashes talkative energies with a side of delusion. In particular, you could be in disbelief over what your loved ones say today. It’s okay to take a step back, but some thoughtful communication could be key to resolving issues. Be honest about your feelings and don’t be afraid to seek the truth. Talk the talk, V.

  • Leo 9-06-25

    Silence isn’t always golden, Leo. Sometimes it’s downright problematic. For instance, using communication to resolve issues will likely come in handy this Saturday. Sometimes lies seem easier, but they often cause more issues than being truthful. While you could act silent and tough, that likely won’t solve anything. It’s just awkward. Armor up and have hard conversations. Reaching a resolution can be far more rewarding than waiting it out. Aim high!

  • Cancer 9-06-25

    You heard a thing and you didn’t mean to hear the thing, but now you want to tell the thing, right? Oh, Crabby! A fresh and juicy piece of gossip may just begged to be chewed over, preferably by the water cooler or all over social media, but if rumors gonna find room, that doesn’t mean they have to find it with you. After all, today is a recipe for mixed messages! Passing on info that might not be solid just because it was exciting could backfire. It could be a great day to focus on communicating, but if you can’t say something nice, I hear duct tape helps.

  • Gemini 9-06-25

    Surgically removing someone from your life because of a thing you heard might feel good in the moment, but it could feel pretty gross later when you realize you got it wrong. Give peace a chance, Gem. If you can figure out a way to connect and communicate, you’ll sort out the mess rather than make one, and you can always burn that bridge later if you find out what you heard was correct. Silver linings, right?

  • Taurus 9-06-25

    You heard what?? Well, if you heard it from the grapevine, it might not be reliable, Taurus. Today, it’ll be possible that you might hear a thing or two that you may or may not like. Instead of blowing your top, go figure out what’s what. It could be that you got handed the wrong end of the story. Or maybe you heard wrong because someone was misinformed. Just make sure to get it straight before you do anything about it, Taurus.

  • Aries 9-06-25

    Just because you read something on the interwebs or heard it second-hand doesn’t mean something’s true, Ram! Today could be a big day for fake news. You might want to double and triple check what you hear today — even if you want to believe it. Instead of going ahead with what you heard, fact check and communicate to get the real scoop. Just don’t act up because you caught wind of a rumor and ran with it, clever Aries. You’re the best.

  • Pisces 9-05-25

    Surprises? You love surprises, right, Pisces? Today, practical energy could meet up with life’s little plot twists. You could end up mystified at something that transpired, and you can go ahead and expect communication and thoughts to be largely off-line today or working as slowly as dial-up, but if you allow yourself to slow down and tap into your inner longing for balance, you’ll be able to manage the lapse in communication, embrace the surprises (or handle them at any rate), and make the plot twist today just how well you handled the weird and wacky energy thrown your way this freaky Friday.

  • Aquarius 9-05-25

    Panic! (at the disco and everywhere else) could be a whole mood today, Aquarius. Today means this Friday will likely be where practicality meets surprises. Unfortunately, that could result in you getting thrown off your groove. While you may be practically inclined, some people could throw you through a few loops. Remember that murder is never the answer. Instead, try finding ways to use surprises to your advantage. It’s game time, WB.

  • Capricorn 9-05-25

    You may want to show up today with your A-game, Cappy. The strong energetic vibe could make communication and clear thought a challenge, and impulsively reacting might be the worst idea in the history of ever! Instead, show up today with your game face on, letting nothing break your stride. I would say that you could expect the unexpected only the unexpected can’t be expected, right? If that hurt your brain, you may already be feeling the waves of WOAH coming in with this energy. Expect to be surprised, but basically, be ready for anything, able Goat.

  • Sagittarius 9-05-25

    If you’ve never seen the movie Blindside, don’t worry. You could be about to live it, Saggy! Sort of. Today will be about unleashing epic energies of surprise and practicality, which could mean finding yourself getting thrown off your game. I mean, life is often filled with the unexpected and you’ve survived so far. What’s a day full of surprise energies got on you? Not much, especially when you keep your head up and hold onto practical thinking. Rise above, Archer.