Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-24-24

    May 24, 2024… Your low hanging fruit is showing, Virgo. Uh, no, not THAT fruit!! Like, the fruit of your true nature or something. Well, anyway, the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries will encourage “you”-niqueness. Rock your special self by letting it all hang out, no holds barred. Well, some holds barred. Like, remember that laws and social conventions are things. Still, you could find yourself wanting to be one hundred percent goofy, optimistic, and adventurous. As long as you also take care of your responsibilities, you can rejoice in the remarkable potential of this Friday. (It’s you. You’re the remarkable potential.) You only live once, V. So live it up!

  • Leo 5-24-24

    May 24, 2024… Do you bite your thumb at me?! Oh ho ho! Leo, you could be ready for a fight when the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries. Breatheee. While showing your feelings will be fully supported by the energies, that doesn’t mean you have to act aggressively if you’ve got negativity welling up inside. In fact, your emotions can be expressed through respectfully honest conversations and these energies can be used to boost the healing potential of heart-to-hearts. You have the ability to work through your feelings without wrecking the whole city. Peace be with you, Lion.

  • Cancer 5-24-24

    May 24, 2024… I know dishing out unsolicited advice might just be you living your best life, Cancer, but today’s vibe will be all about doing some sharing yourself rather than weighing in on everyone else’s business. With the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries, the vibes will encourage everyone’s heart to be firmly on their sleeve — including yours. Talking out how you feel could have you connecting to others through shared experiences and will likely even help you achieve a sense of healing. Let that be living your best life today, Crabby.

  • Gemini 5-24-24

    May 24, 2024… Raise up your freak flag. Now wave it like you just don’t care, Gemini! The Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries. These aspects, in turn, will release eccentric energies that could help you feel weird, wonderful and free. It’s not every day the Universe says, “Go forth and be your freaky self!” Take advantage of the vibes to be bravely, fearlessly you. You can turn this into a chance for sharing a part of yourself you usually keep hidden or talk about that hidden gem of an idea you’ve been keeping to yourself. If it’s a part of you, it is something worthwhile and worth sharing. Fly your flag, high and proud.

  • Taurus 5-24-24

    May 24, 2024… This day could be weirdly wonderful. Still, expect to be hit with puns, dad jokes, and weird humor today as the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries. Sharing will be caring when you help others out using your insights and experience, but it could also be a good time to let go of some grudges, radiant Bull. If you approach this day with courage and good humor, you just might find it easier to share, love, and forgive — jokes, if nothing else.

  • Aries 5-24-24

    May 24, 2024… If you can find where you put your freak flag, today could be a good day to fly it high. Which doesn’t mean you should share every kinky detail all over social media, but with a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries today, being perfectly yourself in all your wonderful weirdness could actually be what you need. Sinking into that authenticity could help you more easily speak your truth and help you let go of any grudges you’ve been carefully nursing — or hurts you’ve been guarding. Letting out how you feel could help you breathe a little easier and share from the heart more easily today. Don’t worry about being a weirdo. We already know you are and love you for it, Ram.

  • Pisces 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Let’s all take a minute to admire the workings of your beautiful mind, Fishy. Your decisions are impressive. Your mental faculties are admirable. Your ego… could get out of control if I keep going. Ha! Not YOU! As IF! With a Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini, the energy will be strong for making big strides ahead and seeing real progress from your efforts. Your impressive search for truth coupled with your innate analytical ability could have you making strong choices today, which will likely produce powerful results. Just don’t get so sucked into focusing on your goals that you forget to enjoy the moment. Celebrate the little wins, not just the big achievements, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Happy random Thursday! I don’t know what you’ve got planned for this Friday Junior, happy Aquarius, but I do know that the Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini will be promoting growth. Maybe teaching me your mad climbing skills could be on the plate? Seriously, though, you can use the vibes to grow in a variety of ways. Knowledge is one way, sure. You could also expand through increasing personal strength or fortifying a weakness. The possibilities are endless. Embrace a bright future, WB!

  • Capricorn 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… First person to joke you got body snatched today gets cut, right, Cappy? Actually, all violence aside, you could be getting some serious side eye when the energy of the Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini brings your deep, emotional side to the surface. Your usual leadership could have a little more gravity than usual, and while you can expect to get thoroughly dragged by friends and associates for taking yourself so seriously, you could definitely see your decisions paying off. Don’t forget to reward yourself for your success today, and let the haters go suck lemons.

  • Sagittarius 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Step away from the big, red self-destruct button, Saggy. Yeah, I see you. I also see that while the Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini could have things feeling super serious, the vibes of maturity in the air can be quite useful. Perhaps, friend, you could try using the vibes for emotional maturation, like getting out of your head so you can deal with junk rather than breaking down under its weight. Free yourself from destructive or sabotaging thoughts by facing down with the heavy stuff. You will!

  • Scorpio 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Guzzling down Miracle Grow will be totally unnecessary, especially with the growth vibes coming at Scorpios — thanks to the Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini this Thursday. You could grow like a weed on a personal level by using the vibes to acknowledge your abilities and building on them. Embrace all of your awesome qualities and don’t you dare beat yourself up over a few shortcomings. Channel optimism and positivity, or else!!! You are capable of incredible things. Choose to shine, Scorpster.

  • Libra 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Doing the responsible thing may be just a day in the life of Libra, but you might get a little energetic push today from a Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini. Your ability to make solid decisions based on careful analysis may be admired or envied by the rest of the Zodiac, but today could be an opportunity to work a little lightness into all of that goal-planning and achievement. Taking yourself too seriously could earn you some serious side eye and make work feel like work rather than fun or inspiring. Enjoy what you’ve accomplished and get excited about the next step, dear Scales. Live, plan, and laugh a little!