Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… We must do it. But we HATES it! Virgo, don’t split a seam over the vibes coming at you from the Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini. Sure, maturity could end up seeping into your goofball self, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. A mature perspective could get you out of a jam a lot faster than cracking jokes at it, after all. Rather than having a meltdown over the not fun energies, you have the opportunity to thrive on them. Turn them into big think vibes and see where wise, mature thoughts take you today. Capability looks gorgeous on you, V.

  • Leo 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… If you find yourself surrounded by construction, you’re likely on the road to success, Lion. Success could be in the vibes this Thursday as the Sag Moon opposing the the Sun in Gemini promotes planning and executing thoughtful actions. In particular, being able to overcome impulsiveness could be in the cards. Rather than leaping into action (or barreling through those traffic cones), you can call on these vibes to boost your patience. Do what you gotta do, but be sure to think it through. If life tells you to slow down, it’s okay to listen. You’re doing great, babe!

  • Cancer 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Like a happy little sage on a mountaintop, you could be feeling wise and in your power today, Crabby. With a Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini, you might be tempted to dispense advice, but take care that you follow your own, too. The energy will be strong for personal growth, and whatever effort you put into it will likely be rewarded. Celebrate what you can do, and have the wisdom to understand that you can’t do ALL the things. Enjoy your happy little sage energy, and tell anyone who doesn’t like it to go smudge themselves. You rock!

  • Gemini 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Gemini, running on coffee, chaos, and cuss words since the beginning of time. Hopefully, you won’t need much of any of those this Thursday. It’s not blasphemy, just positive vibes of the Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini. With these energies, being able to celebrate little wins and overcoming negative thoughts could be a cinch. Work these vibes into your head so you can see the glass half full and bounce back no matter what little hassles pop up. You can totally do this, Gem.

  • Taurus 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… A little unsolicited advice goes a long way, Bull — like, a long way to getting people to avoid you. That Moon in Sag energy opposing the the Sun in Gemini could have you finding the maturity to ask before weighing in with your opinion. Even though your insights can be amazing, totally hijacking the situation might not help endear you more to others — so practice healthy boundaries for yourself and for loved ones today. With a little happy hour action or just drinking more water — you do you and know you do it well, Taurus.

  • Aries 5-23-24

    May 23, 2024… Go ahead and throw yourself a little party. No, not a pity party, Aries. You know better. We will leave THOSE parties for the other signs. With a Sag Moon opposing the the Sun in Gemini, you’ll be making your usual wise decisions but then pausing to celebrate them. Every move you make toward your goals today could really push you forward. You’ll have fun balancing the serious with the celebratory as you come in like a glitterbomb of awesomeness today.

  • Pisces 5-22-24

    May 22, 2024… Practice your awards speech in the mirror much? You probably deserve a medal for your awesome growth game, Pisces, but since the Universe doesn’t usually give those out, maybe pat yourself on the back and keep it moving. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces, you could find yourself leveling up and growing beyond your wildest dreams. You’ll likely be tempted to spend your time to practice who you’ll thank in your achievements speech, OR you could get your behind in gear and keep striding toward those goals with all the swagger you’ve got in spades. You’re a show stopper!

  • Aquarius 5-22-24

    May 22, 2024… Ready for a gouda time, Aquarius? Okay, cheese jokes aside, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces will be unleashing awesome energies of luck throughout the day. You could find four leaf clovers popping up all over the place! Of course, you might instead use the vibes for something more productive than collecting greenery. Lucky breaks or fortunate events could BRIE in your future at work, home, or in relationships. (Yeah, unfortunately for you, I’m not done with the cheesy puns.) The lucky energies could have you cheesing from ear to ear. Look sharp, WB!

  • Capricorn 5-22-24

    May 22, 2024… Feeling like a lucky duck — and yes, I actually meant DUCK this time — could be a whole mood, Cap, with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces today. Growth could be strong, pushing you forward toward all your goals. Whatever you imagined in these areas, you could see an even bigger payoff. Just don’t get so distracted by the end goal that you forget to enjoy the journey getting there. Revel in that lucky ducky feeling and have fun with it, awesome Goat!

  • Sagittarius 5-22-24

    May 22, 2024… It’s my luck and I need it now! Sag, if you’ve been feeling down on your luck or could use a break from stormy skies, do I have a deal for you! Fortune favors the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces this Wednesday. Soak up these energies! I’m not saying you should, like, quit your job, buy a bunch of lottery tickets, and call it good. There’s no guarantee the vibe will manifest into money winnings, after all. Things could just be looking up in general, some sunshine breaking through the clouds. Hold out for some goodness to come, whatever shape that takes. Keep your eyes peeled, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 5-22-24

    May 22, 2024… Cheer up; the worst is yet to come. Wait, that’s not right. Actually, Scorpio, you could be getting a lucky break thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces. No amount of broken mirrors or walking under ladders could bring you down! I mean, don’t actually test that. Please, I don’t want to be the reason you bring a thousand years of misfortune upon your children’s children. So, while you may not want to test your luck this Wednesday, you can expect some good fortune to come your way. Keep an open mind because this luck could appear in ways you’d never expect. Chin up, Scorpster.

  • Libra 5-22-24

    May 22, 2024… You were born ready for the next step, clever Scales. You had things planned out before you were even BORN. Okay, maybe not, but your hard work will likely pay off with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces. The vibes will be strong for expanding into the next stage of your goals. Use this powerful energy to make sure that the goals you’ve set still align with the life you want to create, and then use that energy to take this day further than you thought possible. Right on!