Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-9-24

    Mar 9, 2024… Don’t go running into moving cars, Virgo. This Saturday, the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun will reflect energies fabulous for running towards your potential. However, don’t forget to pay attention to what’s around you (a freight train barreling towards you, for instance). Basically, what I mean is it will be up to you to figure out what needs to be ended before you can move further down the path. Hit your breaks before you drive in front of the Little Engine That Could. Practice patience while you prep for a marathon. Can you dig it?

  • Leo 3-9-24

    Mar 9, 2024… Stop licking LSD stamps and listen up, Leo. The vibes from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun will practically be screaming “Don’t let the past hold you back.” That’s right, moving forward will be the lesson of the day. Learning from past mistakes and figuring out how you can make your NOW better through the lessons shall be fully supported by the vibes. Use these energies to your advantage so you can grow as a person. You won’t need an acid trip to unlock the meaning of life, Lion. All you need is love — er, the vibes and a resolution to aim for self betterment. Fly high on your own terms, friend.

  • Cancer 3-9-24

    Mar 9, 2024… Like a moving sidewalk in a busy airport, roll forward but keep your eyes on your surroundings. Are you headed in the right direction, Crabby? The Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun will have a strong energy that could challenge you to look more closely at how you live your life — and if the way you choose to live aligns with your higher purpose and goals. If the answer isn’t an immediate and enthusiastic yes, keeping your eyes open while still moving toward your goals could help you make the adjustments necessary to align with the life you want to be living. Keep on keeping on!

  • Gemini 3-9-24

    Mar 9, 2024… Can you lift a house by yourself? Just wondering, because it’s gonna be a “leave no stone unturned” kinda energy this Saturday. Gemini, the vibes of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun will be great for self-transformation. How can you challenge yourself today? Find answers to that question and follow through with plans to initiate personal growth. You have the power to expand your mind and to build yourself up. Search inside for insights and then act on them. Viva la Twins!

  • Taurus 3-9-24

    Mar 9, 2024… Zipping down the highway full speed ahead sounds fun, right, Bull? Unless you add in a blindfold or subtract the brakes… or both. Then it sounds like an action movie you’d like to see but a car you would most definitely not get in. You may be an awesome ride or die lover, but that doesn’t mean you want to actually ride and die. The Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun energy could have you revving your engine for a quick start to the day, but don’t forget to use your eyes to be aware of what’s around you and use your common sense to put on the brakes if you need to slow it down. Challenging yourself could appeal to the creative force that is you, Aries, but make sure to play smart for the best day ever.

  • Aries 3-9-24

    Mar 9, 2024… A mega intuitive energy will come in handy today, Ram. A Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun could drive you forward while opening your heart to the possibilities of improvement. You might be tempted to consider how you could improve someone else’s life, but don’t forget to focus on what YOU can do in your own life to make it better for maximum results this weekend. Your amazing energy will dig the vibe if you use the energy to seize the day and do something about it.

  • Pisces 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… Wake up, buttercup, because it’s the start of the freaking weekend! Adventure awaits, Pisces, and you definitely want to fuel up with some magic bean juice (or other choice breakfast beverage) to get primed for this Friday. The Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could have you setting off on adventures. While your enthusiasm will be noted, try not to leave the ones you love out of the fun. Including others in your plans could enhance the experience. I mean, they’ll need to get their own magic bean juice because you won’t be sharing, but otherwise, the more the merrier, right? Oh yeah!

  • Aquarius 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… MMMmmmm! Delicious. Nothing tastes quite as good as fresh Gouda on sale, but the vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune, opposing Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could come close with their high energy and enthusiasm boosting properties. Kick boring adulting and unexciting chores to the curb this Friday, Aquarius. Chase fun and joy (and maybe some choice cheese) on this fine spring day, my friend. You can pave a path to good energies for the whole weekend by starting things off on a high note. Now THAT’S what I’m talking about, WB!

  • Capricorn 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… I’m not going to lie, Cap. That slap happy smile you’re rocking on a Friday could have people jealous as heck. Well, haters gonna hate, am I right? It won’t slow you down. The Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could promote vibes to have you walking in everywhere like you own the place. The stretching smile and hands rubbing together in glee might be overdoing it a bit, but it’ll be somewhat understandable since you’ll be cruising on that strong action energy. Starting a new adventure could be in the cards, but careful not to take any unnecessary risks for the sake of shaking things up. This day could be filled with a lot of adventure, my friend.

  • Sagittarius 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… Lights, camera, alcoholism! Saggy, the vibes from the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus will be fabulous for being tempted into taking unnecessary and unhealthy risks. That is, the energies will be all about action and pleasure seeking, which for you may just mean taking a trip down Memory Lane — You know, the street that intersects with Substance Abuse Circle. Now, that doesn’t mean that that WILL happen. In fact, you can absolutely use these vibes to drive the opposite direction, chase healthy options, and make spirit-lifting (not spirit-dulling) choices. The key is YOU. Be mindful about how you use these vibes and you can lift yourself up. Go for gold, Sag.

  • Scorpio 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… What’s the prognosis, Doctor? “Why, this is the worst case of foot-in-mouth I’ve ever seen!” Yikes, Scorpio. Ya better watch out or else the vibes coming from the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could have you tripping over your own tongue (because your foot will be in your mouth…you get it). Your challenge this Friday will likely be to overcome the urge to blurt out whatever the heck you’re thinking about so that you don’t accidentally (or intentionally) hurt someone you care about. Keep your ego (AKA mouth) in check, unless you like the idea of tasting sweaty socks for weeks to come. Feet and mouths just don’t mix (usually). Play it smart, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-8-24

    Mar 8, 2024… Hello, World! Get up and smell the coffee! Mmm-hmm. The Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could have Libras starting the weekend off with a burst of energy and enthusiasm that may look like just another day in the life of ambitious you. Of course, that burst of energy could lead to taking unnecessary risks, which likely won’t get you where you want to go. Hold onto your analytical skills while riding the go-getter energies. After all, it could be all too easy to let your ideas run away with you while high on these driven juices. Go for it, Scales, but go with innate caution as your compass. Steady march!