Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… This day might feel like a dumpster fire with a side of jerk faces if you don’t take care, Virgo. Instead of getting all up in arms and smacking some heads together, try to use your creativity and romantic side to lead from a place of love. Let the jerk faces flap their jaws all they want, but you take the high road you know so well. Instead of clapping back, you’ll be there to dispense advice and generally be the bigger person that makes them all want to be better, too. Roll your eyes in private, but in public, lead by example, my awesome friend.

  • Leo 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… You could be feeling earthy today — like grounded and nurturing, not in a crunchy-granola-haven’t-bathed-in-a-month sort of way. Of course, anyone who sasses you could draw out some serious Madea-mama energy and a big old can of whoop-your-sassy-liontail if they aren’t careful with the outgoing Aries Moon conjunct Mercury. While you may want to knock some heads together to get them straight, you’ll likely be better served to lead with that peaceful energy of love and kindness for a more productive sort of day, Leo.

  • Cancer 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… You could feel like flypaper today, Crabby — sticky and sweet and unfortunately drawing mean people your way. No to the heck no could be a solid mood if you can’t find a way to use the energy of a Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury to your advantage. Mean bullies may be drawn to your natural brightness and friendly nature, but you don’t have to return ugliness with more ugly. Instead, double down on being kind and work through conflict with a feeling of deep inner peace. If you don’t feel like you can draw on a sense of harmony today, know that you can always take some time for yourself. Let hardened hearts find someone else to direct their energy toward. You’ll be shining too bright for all that drama, so rise and shine like the Cancer we know you can be!

  • Gemini 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… This might tickle your pickle, Gem. The Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury could open you up to a world of possibilities, particularly the possibility that you’re gonna act like a jerkface. Remember that you catch more flies with honey. Even though it’ll be tempting to give into the harsh vibes, there will also be good energy for using love and softness as a buffer. Choose pillows and rainbows over sticks and stones. Words can hurt, but they can also heal. Pick your poison. Or don’t choose poison at all! Up to you, bruh.

  • Taurus 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… How’re your note taking skills, Bull? You might need a refresher, buddy, because this Monday the Moon in Aries will conjunct Mercury — and reflect a “learning from conflicts” kinda vibe. No matter the issues that come at you, you can clutch onto your optimistic nature and look for lessons to learn. Maybe something happened before that you’re still reeling from. The vibes will be ideal to take a beat and figure out what wisdom you can gain from the experience. Go for it, Taurus!

  • Aries 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Beware the smash and dash, Aries! I mean smashing people’s property and running away. What were you thinking? Anyhow, the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury could make it all too easy to act with aggression if you have surprise emotions. We’re talking projection, arguments and blaming others for issues that occur. What a crap Monday, amiright? Well, knowing that this crud will be in the air is half the battle. Overcoming them is the other half. Choose to act with kindness, positivity, and goodness. If you slip up, make strides for forgiveness. You got this, Ram.

  • Pisces 3-10-24

    Mar 10, 2024… Being pulled between the practical and the weird today could have you seriously feeling pulled apart, Pisces. With a Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune, your innate ability to multitask could be challenged with the infinite possibilities in the air. You’ll likely feel a strong desire to make a move, and strange solutions will be fully supported. Your keen intelligence will mingle well with the eccentric energies, allowing you to keep an open mind and uncover a number of solutions that could fix a problem. The challenge may come when you try to practically choose the best option. So, don’t forget to tap into insights as you consider as many scenarios as possible. Have fun, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 3-10-24

    Mar 10, 2024… It’s time to let out your Mr. Hyde! The more practical Aquarians will likely be challenged by the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune to stop shoving chocolate down their throats as a way to keep that creative side of you quietly content. Let it free! Practicality will meet out-of-the-box this Sunday, which means letting loose a little and allowing that hopeless dreamer inside to come up for air. Go wild — in a creatively constructive sort of way. Feed your soul through artful creations that can help lead you to solutions. There’s a new champion up in dis place!

  • Capricorn 3-10-24

    Mar 10, 2024… Seeing stars, Cap? The Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune will be revealing doors and windows of potential. You’ll likely notice a variety of opportunities that might be good for you. Make your move (the vibes will be great for that), but be sure you consider as many possibilities as you can. Running in one direction without much thought hasn’t exactly worked very well in the past, you know. Remember the lesson. Think. Things. Through. Weighing your options might be tedious, but it’s totally worth the time. Climb high, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 3-10-24

    Mar 10, 2024… Saggy, it’s no secret that you’re sometimes an aloof person. This Sunday, you’ll likely be challenged to reveal a hidden agenda as the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune opens a door to opportunities that require honest collaboration. Practicality begs for open communications, but a dash of creativity could be misused to only be partially truthful. Just remember, keeping things under wraps could come back to bite you. Make choices that aren’t easy at the moment, but best for your future. Progress practically, Archer.

  • Scorpio 3-10-24

    Mar 10, 2024… To be practical or fabulous? That is the question. Scorpios could struggle bus really hard with reeling it in as the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune tempts their eccentric side to throw practicality and “norms” out the window of a skybound airplane. Find your balance, Scorpster. As tough as it may be, try not to be argumentative or difficult just because it makes you stand out and feel unique. Really think things through and put your best foot forward when it comes to determining solutions alongside others. Teamwork makes the dream work, yo. Be a team player!

  • Libra 3-10-24

    Mar 10, 2024… Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results could be the definition for insanity… and Libras don’t have time for that. The Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune, however, will encourage a different kind of crazy — going outside your comfort zone! Scales, you could be tempted to do the safe, practical thing. But why waste this energy? Indeed, considering out-of-the-box solutions for particularly stubborn issues could be exactly what’s needed. You won’t know until you consider the wildest of possibilities. Give it a go, Libra.