Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Before you huff and puff and stomp some throats, earthy Virgo, keep in mind that communication could be a little, dare I say, sunny today? Ahaha — astrology joke FTW. Not laughing? Well, I thought I was funny. Moving on… communication could be a cluster-duck of chaos, thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Sure, you could thrive in the chaos where your advice will likely be met with undying gratitude…. Or annoyance if your messages gets lost in translation. Okay, maybe instead, just lend a hand. Everyone could use one of those. Jump in to help, keep calm, and carry the duck on.

  • Leo 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Today could be like figuring out you’ve been singing all the wrong song lyrics. Cue shock, horror, and excruciating embarrassment if ever you’ve belted out said wrong lyrics at a karaoke night. Blame the booze entirely, Leo, and let your friends chalk it up to the alcohol talking. With the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron, the day could feel like drunken karaoke with the wrong lyrics. Getting your undergarments in a twist because you misunderstood a situation could result in a truly uncomfortable day. Skip the massive wedgie and instead, choose to slow down the day to better understand others. To be safe, stick to helping others out, even if you feel a little clueless about what’s going on. And try not to laugh too hard at anyone else tripping over words today because it could be you. Just take it easy, keep your knickers on straight, and lend a helping hand when possible.

  • Cancer 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Talking to a wall might be more productive than people-ing today, at least with a Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. While communication goes off the rails, you might do yourself a favor and go into deep self-care mode, Crabby. Just take care to keep your lips zipped when it comes to gossiping with your nearest neighbors. As much as you might want to gab about a juicy tidbit, you’ll be better served keeping personal stuff to yourself until communication clears. Then you can go back to being the bright, bubbly social butterfly we all know and love.

  • Gemini 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… MMMmmm. You looking fine with dat take charge attitude, Gem. Indeed, taking initiative to make a difference (regardless of the situation) will be reflected by by the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Get out of your head and into the game. A freethrow could score you big points on the court of life this Tuesday. Perhaps your biggest problem will be going from thinking about a plan to actually executing it. Remember, even the greatest scheme can only work if you put it into motion. Power up with the vibes so you can jump into action. Make that difference, Twins. Nothing but net!

  • Taurus 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Serving up a big piece of your mind may be tempting today, Taurus. The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron could have wires seriously crossed, creating all kinds of unnecessary drama. You may want to wade into the mess with fists flying, but honestly, you could better use that strong sense of taking the initiative to find a way to help. Talking it out may not be high on your list of things you love, but finding a way to help someone will be time better spent than punching someone’s lights out. Also, helping doesn’t typically require bail money.

  • Aries 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are, like, 25 more letters in the alphabet, Aries! The vibes from Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will be all about taking the initiative to make a difference. You don’t have to be a crime fighting vigilante or anything, but you can definitely use these energies to work towards making a positive difference in someone’s life (even if YOU’RE that someone). If the first attempt doesn’t work out, try from a different angle. Just don’t give up, Ram. Keep working towards making positive waves. Splish-splash, mother ducker.

  • Pisces 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… If you feel like your Patronus might be a jackass today, maybe give yourself a break, Pisces. The Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury could have high-vibing individuals feeling a spicy vibe, but it could have low-vibing individuals feeling snarly and surly. Quickly figure out which one you want to be, Fishy, because it could make all the difference. For a high vibing day, focus on leaning into love and being gentle with struggles. For a low vibing day (we all have them), try to open up to what you can learn from love and conflict. About yourself. About others. Focus on love, and you’ll likely end the day more high vibing than it began.

  • Aquarius 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Bathing in nature may not be ideal in the midst of March (depending on where you live. I definitely don’t know that personal information…), but that won’t stop Aquarians from getting their earthy vibes on. Indeed, electric vibes will be promoted by the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury. Bask in this glorious energy, but don’t drown in it. Luxury of hedonism can come with a big ole price tag. Time and place will be important considerations, WB. Maximum effort!

  • Capricorn 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Know that thing people always say about catching more flies with honey? Weird, right? Why are we trying to catch flies? Why aren’t we eating the honey? So many questions! But it could still be good advice for you today, dear Cappy. The energetic vibes of a Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury could have the people around you (and maybe you, too) being surly. While clapping back may be instinctual, remember flies and honey. If you can find a way to respond from a place of love and compassion, you’ll likely get further to walk away and enforce those boundaries (rather than smack heads together). You’re going to nail this day. I can feel it.

  • Sagittarius 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… I hope you’re ready to student, Saggy. This Monday, learning experiences surrounding matters of the heart will be totally in season thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury. That doesn’t necessarily mean bad stuff’s gonna happen. But, you know, expect the unexpected. Try to be open to learning from love, whether that means figuring out how to love thy enemy or working on better communication skills with the people you care about. Turn Monday madness into lessons mastered. Yeehaw, Sag.

  • Scorpio 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Watch your sass! Scorpios will likely be challenged to bite their tongues as the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury tempts you with wicked words dancing on your lips. Overcome the cruelty in these energies by channeling some softness and love. Be sensitive to how others feel in the moment to determine when a critical opinion might actually be welcome versus when you’re hurting someone’s heart. Even in the face of rude people, you can kill them with kindness. Just be a decent person, yo. Don’t give up!

  • Libra 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Ramming people out of the way who displease you and walking over their prone body may be hashtag goals for some Zodiac signs (not gonna name names… cough cough Aries), but an Aries Moon conjunct Mercury could have even those guys tapping into their softer side. Libra, you’ll likely thrive on this caring energy, though. Let others know that their “heartburn” could actually be them experiencing love and compassion. It’s quite uplifting to let out that inner helper, healer, and teacher. Act from that and whatever steps you take will inspire others to follow in your shadow, taking notes the whole way. Keep it real, Scales.