Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Congratulations, Virgo! You’ve won a brandddd newwww Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. So, what does that mean for you? This Thursday will be ideal for tying bows on those projects and sharpening your follow-through skills. There will be intense vibes of charging toward the future. Get ready to get woken up, my friend. Evolution will only be a hop and skip away for you. Improvements? Make them. Embrace them. Gooo, V!

  • Leo 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… In a sea of change, you’re the Loch Ness Monster, bud. I don’t really know what that means, but I do know that the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius this Thursday afternoon, which shall open a can of sparkly, majestic potential for change. Just be careful you don’t waffle between two choices. Pick a direction and go with it. You can embrace the energies in a positive way by challenging yourself to grow and evolve. Look out, world. Leo is coming in hot!

  • Cancer 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… If doing all the things in the morning sounds like a job for coffee, we could be siblings from another mister or mama. In other words, coffee is life! Enjoy your magic beans before getting as much done as you can with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. The energy will be big for healing and expansion, but you may need more of the joyful java to power through the challenges to growth. Of course, don’t forget to drink all your water today to stay healthy. After all, water isn’t just for making coffee. It’s also for staying hydrated. If you work on being the best version of you, you’ll be powered by more than just magically delicious coffee beans and caffeine. Yay for you, Crabby!

  • Gemini 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… WARNING: This product contains loads of awesome sauce. Geminis will likely experience a day of inspiration and motivation as the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius, thus reflecting fabulous vibes for challenging yourself. Perhaps you’ll engage in mental exercises and brain teasers to bolster your brain power. Maybe you’ll plot a complex plan to initiate a zombie apocalypse. Use the vibes how you see fit, my friend. But, uh, maybe don’t go destructor-inator on the world. Please?

  • Taurus 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Sweeping everything off your desk does not make it done, Bull, but nice try. The morning could have strong vibes toward a clean sweep with a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius in play. You may have some changes in mind that will help you to heal while helping loved ones who struggle, too. It could be a great vibe to inspire someone — by example or by your new handy dandy project. So get on out there and own how wonderful you are!

  • Aries 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Go ahead and do all the things, Aries. Get out your to-do list and knock it right on out because that Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. As the day flows on, so will your energy and intuition. Getting stuff out of the way early could clear your schedule to focus some later-in-the-day time on healing and maybe even embarking on a new project. Could be self-improvement or learning to cross-stitch dirty words on a pillow to give to all your friends at the holidays or it could even be resolving some stuff with someone you love. Just be sure you clear your schedule for whatever could come next, Ram.

  • Pisces 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Hope you’ve been using your gab energy for good, Fishy, because if you’ve been practicing any form of deception, today could be a day where you’ll be found out. White lies and tall tales could be revealed today, or you might find that you just can’t lie to yourself anymore about a problem. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius, you could find it challenging to be your best self. But you’re no quitter, Pisces. Well, except for those projects you’ve never finished, but you’ll get back to those… someday. But you’ve definitely got the right stuff to face the day’s challenge to come to a place of honesty — with yourself and others. If you really screwed up, focus on making it right, not beating yourself up. Keep focused on truth and kindness!

  • Aquarius 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Water Bearers don’t have tails, but sometimes they are tall. Huh? Look, Aquarians will likely have to face the consequences of any tall tales they’ve spun as the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius shines a light on even the littlest of lies. While things could get mega awkward this Wednesday, there will also be a chance to totally come clean and work on being a better version of yourself. Don’t be the person you were when you lied about the thing. Embrace the power of truth, dawg. You made your cow patty, now step in it. (gross)

  • Capricorn 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… You look hot in those jeans… but of course, just make sure it isn’t because you have a liar, liar, pants on fire going on. Totally up to you which one it’ll be with a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius. Lying to yourself or others could be the order of the day, which could have you feeling frustrated. Try to lean into the vibes today by challenging yourself to be better. Facing problems head on could have you looking fierce AF instead of looking like you just got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Just saying, Cappy. Oh, and you DO look especially hot today!

  • Sagittarius 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… “When I think about you, I hate myself,” a song by Sag (about themselves). Now, come on, Saggy! You’re fantastic! Though you could be feeling at odds with yourself thanks to the angsty energies from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius powering up inner pain, you can overcome the junk vibes. No matter what you’re struggling with (guilt, self-esteem, anxiety), know that you deserve to feel better about you. Seek help as you need it, don’t be a jerk to yourself, and don’t lie to yourself with mean words. Take your brain back, and don’t stand for it telling lies that you’re less than you are.

  • Scorpio 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… You said you wanted a fig newton but they thought you said you wanted to fly gluten. What’s going Scorpster? UGH, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius will be sprinkling misunderstandings across the land. There is no escape!!! You may not be able to totally avoid these energies, but you can definitely overcome them. Laughing about the flub ups and just staying positive despite the crud communication can help keep your spirits high this Wednesday. Ascend, Scorpio!

  • Libra 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Lying to a Libra should be on the top 10 list of things never to do, along with drinking laundry detergent and shaving your pits with a wet candy cane. Just don’t do it. Any of those things. Ever. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius, you could find yourself seeing clearly as truth vibes flow, dear Scales. If you’ve been lying to yourself, you’ll be called to face that. If others have lied to you, you’ll likely see their true character today. Choose to rise above and be better. Forgive but don’t forget. And don’t sweep things under the rug to avoid dealing with heavy feelings. You deserve so much more than that, thoughtful Friend.