Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… How’s your soul, Great V? If you’ve been experiencing spiritual exhaustion, upset stomach, or diarrhea, look no further than the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. These aspects will reflect zealous energies ideal for spiritual pursuits. (The upset stomach and diarrhea thing? Maybe see a doctor about that.) Side effects of these astro vibes may include potential for spiritual healing, newfound purpose, and vision quests. What are you waiting for? Try this for FREE this Friday. Shipping and handling not included.

  • Leo 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Fierce, loyal, and a total handful. Yeah, I’m talking about Leo. Look, I’m not saying you’re always hard-to-handle, but duking out tough love will be written in the stars with the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius this Friday. When you channel these energies, you might think you’re being helpful but actually you’ll more than likely hurt someone’s feelings or fire up their rage. Take the love from the tough love vibes and use that piece to show others kindness and acts of appreciation. I believe in you, Lion. Viva love.

  • Cancer 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Pro tip, Crabby: Fill your mouth with marshmallows to keep from sharing unsolicited advice this Friday. Seriously. Every time you want to let your outspoken nature play in an area marked “none of your business,” open mouth and insert marshmallow. A hot chocolate will make this a win-win situation. With the Moon in Gemini square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius, the energies will call for love and empathy. Helping someone out could be the thing you want to do, but make sure you offer the help THEY want, not what you want for them. Your intuition may be setting off alarm bells on their behalf, but you don’t get to make their choices. Just open mouth, insert marshmallows until the urge to give your opinion passes. Come to think of it, you probably need to buy more marshmallows. Maybe in bulk.

  • Gemini 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Ever hear of SHUT THE front door, Gem? Intuition will be on high this Friday thanks to the Moon in Gemini square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. While you may be right more often than usual today, try not to let that go to your head. With the influx of mind power, you may be tempted to teach others lessons or preach loud and proud on a soap box. Don’t. Instead, use your heightened intuition for some self help and personal growth. The greatest lesson you can teach someone today will be learning how to help yourself. You deserve some Gemini-inspired assistance! Make some reservations for TLC, babe.

  • Taurus 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Smacking the crap out of someone might not be the best way to help them see the light, Bull. You might mean well, but today might require a little more finesse than that. You’ll want to draw on your generosity to take advantage of the vibes of a Gemini Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. The strong spiritual and empathic vibes could help you connect with a friend in trouble. Just try not to railroad anyone by trying to impose your way over what’s best for them, my friend. Settle your behind down and use your considerable power to focus on what they need, not what you want for them.

  • Aries 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Hugging someone to death might not be the best way to help them out, Aries. I know you can probably quote scientific studies on the benefits of a good cuddle, but today’s vibes may call for a lighter touch. With the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius, you’ll have all these fantastic intuitive and empathetic vibes floating in the air like snowflakes. Asserting yourself, keeping in mind that lighter touch, could go a long way to helping someone out without overstepping. Remember: bear hugging people into submission = bad; helping someone out in a gentle way = good. You can do it! Go you!

  • Pisces 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… You know that pile of projects you started that you never quite got around to finishing? If you’re trying to figure out which pile, I cannot help you, Fishy. Look, pick a task and knock it out this morning on the waves of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. Power through as much as you can to clear out old things to start anew. There will also be lovely energies for healing and adapting to something new. A busy morning could lead to a self-care afternoon, if you allow yourself to flow with the changes without too many high expectations for the day. Have at it, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Aquarius, don’t freak out, but the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. No, that doesn’t mean apocalypse now. If anything, the incoming energies will be ideal for wrapping up projects and perhaps you can even help quash an apocalypse (who knows?). Not to mention, there will be wonderful vibes ruling the world of wearing your heart on your sleeve. With these energies in your tool box, your intuition can be boosted and you’ll be able to use that to feel your way through new situations. Be grand. Be YOU.

  • Capricorn 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Time to rise and grind, Cappy. The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. Get stuff done and out of the way because the energy will be strong for learning and growing. Use that energy to clean your plate, so to speak, so you can focus on what you want and need for your life. You’ve got hustle on hustle, able Goat, and today will be no exception. Allow the time to rest between finishing one task and diving into the next with a sense of healing, purpose, and clarity.

  • Sagittarius 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… It could be tempting to pull a Moon and go Void of Course this Thursday, eh Saggy? Well, you can’t. You aren’t a planet nor a space rock. And the Moon isn’t VoC. Sorry not sorry. The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. It will be the ideal time to finish stuff up as the Uranus and Mars floodgates for starting new challenges revs up, especially the kind that challenge you to evolve. Get a solid sleep and a good meal so you can embrace these energies with both hands, bro. Cuddle me impressed!

  • Scorpio 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes. Ba-dum-pssshhh! You see what I did there? And there? Jokes aside, laughter can be a great way to heal and lift spirits. Scorpio, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius this Thursday, you could find the “carebear vibes” taking over your sanity. If you’re feeling extra empathetic, you can totally try using laughter as a tool to lift your own mood and help others find bits of joy despite life’s circumstances. Of course, consult the three rules of comedy (which I just made up right now): read the room, don’t poke bears, and resist any urge to laugh at someone else’s expense. Otherwise, ROLF as much as you want, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Checking things off your to-do list could leave a slap-happy smile on your face that causes the rest of the Zodiac to edge carefully away from you while wondering if you’ve got bodies buried in the basement. No judgement here, Libra. You’ll likely benefit from using the energizing Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius vibes at the start of the day to conquer your to-do’s. I’m sure you’ll adore knocking out your duties, but you may love treating yourself even more. Enjoy the fruits of your labor, dear Scales, because you abso-ducking-lutely deserve it!